| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 1457 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 18 | Magic Crystals Found: | 12 |
mc.hostage.club
| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 9628 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 63 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Love Letters Sent: | 19 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks, battling a dragon that spits out golden apples instead of fire, and trading with villagers who offer enchanted items that give you the power to fly.
But be warned, the server is also home to a mischievous group of unicorns who like to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes or replacing all their tools with rubber ducks.
So come on, join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional unicorn prank).
| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 7414 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 4267 |
| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 9994 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 52 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Magic Crystals Found: | 17 |
| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 7028 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 10 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 43 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 9468 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Ores Mined: | 5347 |
Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of farming like never before. We’ll have you stressing out over every crop you plant and every animal you raise. It’s like Farmville on crack, man!
You think farming games are supposed to be relaxing? Ha! Not on this server, my dude. We’ll have you pulling your hair out in frustration and screaming at your computer screen. It’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.
So, if you’re ready to experience the most stressful farming game of your life, join our Minecraft server now! But be warned, once you’re in, there’s no turning back. Good luck, bro!
| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 617 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 41 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Magic Items Found: | 8705 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 |
Imagine a world where you can build a giant sink just to throw your dinners in, all while riding a pig through a rainbow-filled sky. Our server is filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories, like the time a player built a castle out of mashed potatoes or when someone rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers.
But the best part? We have a special gluten-free zone where players can only eat virtual gluten-free food, just like our hero who fought off the evil dinner-stealing husband. So come join us on this wacky journey and let’s throw some dinners in the sink together!
| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 5946 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 18 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 15 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 41 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 4891 |
Join our server and show off your own “magic dress” – whether it’s enchanted diamond armor or a stylish cape, we support your fashion choices! And don’t worry, we won’t let anyone borrow your gear without permission.
Just like this player’s sister, who learned the hard way that clothes are meant to be respected, not just worn carelessly, you’ll learn valuable lessons about trust and boundaries on our server. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where you can dress to impress while battling it out in epic PvP battles?
So come on over to our server and show us what you’re made of – just make sure to protect your “magic dress” at all costs!
| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 3370 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 33 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Towns Built: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 5415 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 32 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3219 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 4 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Epic Quests Completed: | 28 |
And the best part? The girls on this server, bro. They’re all named after food, like seriously. I met this chick named Taco and she was smokin’ hot, like hotter than a lava pit. And then there’s Sushi, she’s like the queen bee of the server, everyone bows down to her.
So, what’s your favorite girl name, bro? Come join us and maybe you’ll meet a girl named Pizza or something, who knows? Just don’t be a noob, okay? We don’t like noobs around here, they get eaten by zombies. True story, bro.
| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 5223 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9219 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 2335 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 | Dimension Hops: | 15 |
| Runes Activated: | 8 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 7604 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
our server is so LIT, even the Taiwan shipping giant Evergreen is like, “we gotta get in on this action!” they’re giving their staff MAD bonuses just to join our server and build some sick ships or something.
come join us and get that FAT paycheck while you build the craziest creations you can think of. who needs diamonds when you can have DOLLAR BILLS, amirite? let’s get this BREAD, gamers!
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 3107 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Towns Built: | 9 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
come join us and see for urself how crazy things can get on this server. u won’t believe ur eyes when u see the size of our kelp forest. it’s like a jungle down there, but underwater! trust me, u won’t regret joining this server. it’s a wild ride from start to finish. so what are u waiting for? come join us now and see what all the hype is about!
| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 1920 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 13 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 | Potions Brewed: | 140 |
| Votes: | 6126 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Server IP | unitesmp.modrinth.gg |
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| Apply Here | https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ |
This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is griefing allowed on the server? | No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server. |
| How can I apply to join the server? | Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel. |
| What version of Minecraft is the server running? | The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1. |
| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 5567 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 | Towns Built: | 5 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 27 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA
Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 7073 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 36 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Farms Harvested: | 503 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 13 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 34 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 49 |
We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?
So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉
| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 9139 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 418 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.
Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?
So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!
