| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 9069 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 27 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 9326 |
mc.hostage.club
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 8075 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 | Void Gems Collected: | 20 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Votes: | 3517 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 48 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 26 |
The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!
We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.
Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.
| Platform | Fabric 1.21.4 |
|---|---|
| Location | San Jose, California, United States |
| CPU | AMD Ryzen 5 7600X |
| RAM | 8GB (64 Total) |
We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!
Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:
| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 4669 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
Join us for some epic discussions and link up with other Vtuber fans from around the globe. Don’t miss out on the Tsunderia Extended, Kiki Main Thread, and V&U + Korean Vtubers Thread! It’s like a virtual party that never ends, so come on and join the madness!
| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 480 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 86 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 34 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
On our server, you won’t have to deal with any pesky neighbors begging for cash. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and exploring vast worlds.
Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly villager who trades diamonds for dirt blocks. Will you be brave enough to seek out this mysterious specter and make the ultimate trade?
So say goodbye to unwanted doorstep visits and hello to endless adventures on our Minecraft server. Join now and leave your neighbor troubles behind!
| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 6500 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 10 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 20 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, your friend decides to invite their annoying boyfriend to join the game. Sound familiar? Well, on our server, you can banish unwanted guests with just a click of a button! No more dealing with drama in your pixelated paradise.
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also have the power to host epic parties without worrying about uninvited guests crashing the party. Build a virtual mansion and show off your building skills to your friends, all while keeping the unwanted guests at bay.
So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to unwanted guests and hello to a drama-free Minecraft experience. Trust us, it’s worth it just to avoid the awkwardness of hosting that annoying friend’s boyfriend. Let’s build and banish together!
| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 4555 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 3272 |
Join us for a wild ride where you can battle giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.
But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts that lead to chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a magical land where llamas ride on unicorns.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for the most epic and absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 9295 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 86 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 12 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
JOIN THIS SERVER IF YOU WANNA SEE TRUMP AND THE MEXICAN PRESIDENT HAVE A BUILDING COMPETITION. LIKE, WHO CAN MAKE THE BIGGEST WALL?
ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU CAN FIND A SECRET TACO MINE WITH UNLIMITED TACOS. LIKE, TACOS FOR DAYS, BRO.
PLUS, THERE’S A QUEST WHERE YOU HAVE TO SAVE A LLAMA NAMED JUAN FROM A CREEPER. LIKE, WHAT EVEN IS THIS SERVER?
SO YEAH, IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER, JOIN AMÉRICA MEXICANA. IT’S LIT, FAM. 🌮🇲🇽🇺🇸
| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 8591 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 32 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 68 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 152 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 21 |
picture this: u log in and u see a giant taco castle, like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, amirite? and then u gotta fight off zombie pinatas with swords made of churros. it’s, like, insane, dude.
oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground tequila bar where u can get drunk with llamas. i know, right? it’s, like, the coolest thing ever.
plus, the mexico president is, like, always online, dissing trump and stuff. it’s, like, so funny. he’s, like, “mexican america sounds nice, bro.” i can’t even.
so, like, join this server, bro. it’s, like, a fiesta every day. u won’t regret it, i promise. #tacotuesdayeveryday
| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 7526 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 3 |
come join us and lead a fulfilling life in the world of minecraft! we’ve got insane stories to tell, like the time a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava (don’t worry, they had fire resistance potions). or the time a group of players formed a band and had a concert in the middle of a forest, with creepers as their audience (they loved it, by the way).
so what are you waiting for? come on over to our server and experience the wackiness for yourself. who knows, you might just find your new minecraft family here. let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 3300 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 71 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 53 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 21 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 | Treasure Maps Found: | 13 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 8 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Overview |
|---|
| If you’ve been looking for a server that’s literally the planet earth, we’ve got you covered. With custom terrain and even helicopters, we make sure you have endless content. |
| The server is just about to release so join the discord and stay tuned https://discord.gg/Bz65by59 (if the link doesn’t work, head into discord and type discord.gg/earthsmplive) |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join the Minecraft Earth SMP Server? | You can join by following the invite link provided in the discord channel. Make sure to stay tuned for the release! |
| Is the server modded? | Yes, the server has custom terrain and even helicopters, providing unique content for players. |
| What version of Minecraft is the server running? | The server is likely running the latest version of Minecraft to ensure compatibility and optimal gameplay experience. |
| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 1177 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Mines Excavated: | 2901 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7421 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 22 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 2753 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Zombie Dances: | 8 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Farms Harvested: | 424 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
On our server, you can create your own bedtime routine without any judgment. No need to worry about sneaking out for a sandwich, just focus on crafting the perfect meal for your virtual avatar. And if you happen to forget to check on your in-game spouse before heading out, don’t worry – they won’t hold a grudge!
Join us now and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and snacking on virtual cookies without any real-life consequences. Plus, who knows, you might even find a virtual bag of chips to save your in-game relationships!
| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 1949 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 14 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 |
| Magic Items Found: | 7432 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
Our server is perfect for players who enjoy drama and financial disputes. Build your virtual world while also building resentment towards your partner for not chipping in for the latest updates and upgrades.
Who needs shared bank accounts when you can have virtual arguments over who should pay for the car insurance in Minecraft? Join now and see if your marriage can survive the ultimate test of financial responsibility in a pixelated world.
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 7638 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Magic Items Found: | 5513 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
But for real, this server is lit AF and we got all the crazy builds and drama you could ever want. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we only let in people who can do the floss dance IRL. So if you wanna be part of the coolest crew in Minecraft history, hit us up and join the madness. Just remember to bring your A-game and some tissues for all the tears of joy you’ll be shedding. Let’s get this bread, fam! 🍞💯 #MinecraftSMPGoals #GirlsLoveDiamonds #FlossOrGTFO 🕺🏼💎
| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 4136 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Animals Bred: | 83 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 99 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 |
| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 7703 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Magic Items Found: | 1697 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 9 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 285 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u might just stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure and cake. and if u find da hidden portal, u can travel to a land where pigs fly and cows do the macarena.
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret society of villagers who throw wild parties every night and trade emeralds for enchanted items. and if u dare to challenge the ender dragon, u might just find yourself in a dance-off instead of a battle.
so come on, join dis server and experience da wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous adventures in all of minecraft. but beware, once u join, there’s no turning back. da fun will never end!
