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TipsyCraft

alcohol consumption, communication breakdown, communication in marriage, concern for safety, confronting loved ones, confronting spouse, defensive behavior, driving under the influence, drunk driving, expressing concern, healthy boundaries, marital conflict, misunderstanding, red flag, relationship challenges, relationship dynamics, spouse’s behavior, tipsy driving, TipsyCraft, trust in relationships, trust issues

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8137
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Votes:	8885	Secret Passages Found:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Buildings Constructed:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my wife after a few drinks? Look no further! Join our server for a tipsy good time like no other.

Our server is so crazy, even your wife will accuse you of attacking her when you confront red flags in the game. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Join now for a chance to test your skills in a world where misspeaking can lead to epic battles and where having fun with friends might just get you in trouble with the virtual law. Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement – join our server today!

FreakyMC SMP: Embrace Your Inner Weirdo

BIZARRE, different, eccentric, Embrace, everyone, Freak, Freaky, FreakyMC, Individuality, kinks, LEVEL, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, peculiarities, Personality, QUIRKS, smp, strange, Unconventional, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird, Weirdo

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1399
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Towns Built:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building dirt houses and tending to their crops like a bunch of basic b*tches? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join our epic Minecraft SMP where things get freaky in all the best ways. We’re talking about building giant statues of Nicolas Cage, having llama races through lava pits, and hosting dance parties with creepers as the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of cow worshippers, a rollercoaster that goes through a Nether portal, and a PvP arena where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks.

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner freak and join a community of like-minded weirdos, then come on down to our server and let the madness begin! Just remember, only the freakiest of the freaks need apply.

VanishingDesires

consensual, desire, disappear, disappearing, dream, Earth, FANTASY, Forbidden, Intimacy, longing, Lust, Mysterious, Mystery, Passion, secret, sex, temptation, ultimate fantasy, vanish, vanish off the face of the earth, VanishingDesires

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3001
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Mines Excavated:	1966	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can build, explore, and have a blast with your friends! But wait, there’s a twist – if you could have sex with anyone you wanted to (completely consensual, of course), but after sex they vanish off the face of the earth, who would you pick?

Join our server and find out who your fellow players would choose to disappear into the abyss after a steamy Minecraft rendezvous. Will it be Steve from down the block, or maybe even the Ender Dragon? The possibilities are endless (and slightly concerning).

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decisions and disappearing acts. Who knows, you might just find your perfect disappearing partner in crime.

ZuckLeaksCraft

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3196
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Void Gems Collected:	22
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro. we got pigs that can fly, cows that dance, and creepers that tell jokes. yea, u heard me right, jokes. and the best part? u can ride a chicken into battle against a giant zombie with a mustache. it’s like a circus on steroids, man.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party with llamas as the DJs? yea, it’s lit. u gotta see it to believe it. and if u think that’s crazy, wait til u see our underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who trade diamonds for seaweed. it’s like a dream come true, bro.

so, what u waiting for? join us now and let’s conquer this wacky world together. remember, on this server, everything i say leaks, just like Zuckerberg in a leaked meeting audio. but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun. let’s make some memories that will leave u laughing for days. see u in the game, my fellow adventurer!

Tectonic

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, Community, Crates, Custom Enchants, Discord, In-game & premium ranks, in-game economy, Minigames, new friends, Obtainable spawners, Optimal experience, Parkour, Player Warps, Players, PORT, Shops, Spleef, Tectonic, telepathy, Vanilla, Vein Miner, vote party

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3910
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Alien Abductions:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Tectonic Minecraft Server Overview:

Features
Vote Party
In-game economy
Crates

Minigames (Spleef, Parkour)
Obtainable spawners

Custom enchants (Vein miner, Telepathy, …)

What are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server right now!

Java IP: Tectonic.lol

Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216

Port: 25565

Discord: https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR

Me and the community hope to see you in-game real soon!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join the server using the Java IP: Tectonic.lol or Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216 with port 25565.
Are there any special features on the server?	Yes, we offer features like Vote Party, in-game economy, crates, minigames, obtainable spawners, player warps & shops, and custom enchants.
Can I get premium ranks on the server?	Yes, we offer in-game and premium ranks for players.
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, you can join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR.

Eternal Pixel Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, ETERNAL, PIXEL, Realms

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2361
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Yo, forget about /b/ and come join our Minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up!

We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and free cake for all players, because who needs griefers when you’ve got cake, amirite?

Plus, our PvP arena is like the Hunger Games on steroids – except instead of weapons, you get to battle it out with giant squids and flying pigs. It’s a wild ride, trust me.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is run by a team of super intelligent llamas who are always ready to help you out with anything you need. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

GirlfriendGateCraft

anger, anger management, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Friend, friendship, Girlfriend, GirlfriendGateCraft, loyalty, nosy friend, nosy-ness, overreacting, personal business, personal space, privacy, Respect, Support, Understanding, Yelling

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7339
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Zombie Dances:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of nosy friends ruining your relationships? Join our Minecraft server where we promise zero drama and maximum fun!

Imagine a world where you can escape from the Freyas of the world and just focus on building epic structures with your friends. No more interruptions from unwanted questions about your personal life – just pure, unadulterated gaming bliss.

And if anyone dares to try and pry into your business, you can just build a fortress around yourself and tell them to back off! Our server is a safe haven for all gamers who just want to have a good time without any drama.

So come join us and leave the Freyas behind. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing that matters is having a great time with your fellow gamers. See you in the game – and remember, no drama allowed!

AwkwardCraft: Redstone Romance

awkward, awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward moments, awkward situations, AwkwardCraft, Communication, Confessions, EMBARRASSING, funny, Honesty, humor, INTIMATE, oversharing, personal boundaries, Redstone, relationships, romance, SELF AWARENESS, sex, sexual experiences, UNCOMFORTABLE, Vulnerability

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3831
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Look no further, because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even some awkward moments that will leave you questioning your life choices. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining server out there. So why wait? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyPandaPvP

China, CraftyPandaPvP, economic measures, economic sanctions, global economy, international trade, protectionism, RETALIATION, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade barriers, trade conflict, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade relations, trade retaliation, trade tensions, trade war, US tariffs, WTO

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8817
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Enchantments Applied:	222	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, bro? Lemme tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your blocky life! We got dragons flying around, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling enchanted diamond pickaxes for dirt cheap.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even China is taking notes. They’re like, “Yo, we gotta step up our game and counter those US tariffs by playing on this server!” And if that wasn’t enough, they’re threatening to take the whole thing to the WTO. Like, what even is that? World Trade Organization or World Troll Organization? Who knows, man!

So come on, join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Who needs politics when you can be building giant pixelated castles and battling evil mobs with your squad? Let’s do this, gamers!

Arctic Carbon Coast Minecraft

Arctic, Arctic coastline, Arctic region, Arctic research., Beaufort Sea, carbon, carbon cycle, carbon emissions, carbon sequestration, climate change, Coast, Coastal processes, environmental impact, Environmental Science, global warming, groundwater, Groundwater flow, marine ecosystems, Minecraft, Ocean, organic carbon, water sources

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3353
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3651
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like the Arctic Ocean but on steroids, bro! Our groundwater is like a carbon delivery service straight into the ocean, like whoa! We’re talkin’ 230 tons of organic carbon EVERY DAY, like, can u even imagine?! It’s like a non-stop party for the ocean, man. Come join us and be part of the wildest carbon delivery crew in Minecraft history! #CarbonPartyOceanLife #ArcticOceanOnSteroids #JoinTheCrayCrayFun

Maiden’s Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, Maidens, Quest

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9443
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	284
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Divine Spears Created:	26	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Join our epic Minecraft server where your maid is actually a secret agent trying to steal your diamonds!

She will challenge you to epic battles and if you win, you get to keep all your precious loot.

But beware, she has a secret army of evil chickens ready to attack at any moment.

Join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

CarCrashSisNoRide

car cleanliness, car damage, car lending, car loaning, car maintenance, car ownership, car repair costs, car sharing, CarCrashSisNoRide, damaged car, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Support, financial boundaries, personal property, refusing to let sister borrow car, RESPONSIBILITY, setting boundaries, sibling relationships

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8779
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	465
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of setting boundaries, especially when it comes to lending out your virtual cars! Join us and never worry about your pixelated vehicles getting scratched or messy interiors ever again.

Our server is perfect for those who value responsibility and accountability, unlike some family members who think borrowing a car means trashing it without consequences. Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into letting them drive your Minecraft cars, stand your ground and game on with us!

So come on over and join our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without the fear of someone wrecking your creations. And remember, family may be important, but so is protecting your virtual property!

MineProtestEU

activism, activism in America, activism in Europe, America, anti-corruption protests, civil disobedience, Corruption, Democracy, Europe, fascism, Global Issues, Government, grassroots movement, HUMAN RIGHTS, INEQUALITY, MineProtestEU, Political unrest, protest, protest culture, resistance movements, social justice

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5907
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	1935	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Void Gems Collected:	21	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Tired of real-life drama? Join our Minecraft server where the only protests you’ll see are from villagers demanding more emeralds! Our server is so peaceful, even the creepers have taken up yoga to relax. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to overthrow the oppressive chicken dictatorship – you won’t want to miss out on that drama! Join now and escape the chaos of the real world for a land of blocky bliss.

TariffCraft: Trudeau Strikes Back!

Canada, Canadian economy, cross-border trade, diplomatic relations, economic sanctions, Economy, global trade, Import Taxes, international relations, North America, Politics, retaliatory tariffs, strikes, TariffCraft, Tariffs, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade war, trudeau, trudeau government, Trump administration, U.S. goods

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5164
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Enchantments Applied:	290	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dimension Hops:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, trudeau announcing 25 per cent retaliatory tariffs on u.s. goods starting tuesday. like, whoa, that’s crazy, right? join our server and you’ll be, like, part of this insane political drama in minecraft form. build your own trade empire and show those u.s. goods who’s boss. plus, trudeau might even make a guest appearance in the server, like, how cool would that be? join now and be part of the madness, bro!

PixelPrincesses – Narcissism Edition

borderline PD, diagnostic protocols, DSM-5, Edition, European ICD-11, female narcissism, grandiose narcissism, misdiagnosed, narcissism, new study, PixelPrincesses, skewed, vulnerable traits

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9835
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5940	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND ESCAPE THE REALITY OF NARCISSISTIC FEMALES! DSM-5 BE LIKE “MEN BE NARCISSISTS” BUT WE KNOW BETTER! COME HANG OUT WITH US AND AVOID THOSE BORDERLINE PD CHICKS! OUR ICD-11 FRIENDLY SERVER WILL MAKE SURE YOU ONLY DEAL WITH VULNERABLE TRAITS! BUILD, EXPLORE, AND LAUGH YOUR WAY TO ESCAPE FEMALE NARCISSISM! JOIN US NOW FOR A WILD RIDE!

Players:	91/500	Votes:	146
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Enchantments Applied:	248	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Divine Spears Created:	19	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1