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Eternal Pixel Realms 1.20.1

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7911
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2

Yo, forget about /b/ and come join our Minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up!

We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and free cake for all players, because who needs griefers when you’ve got cake, amirite?

Plus, our PvP arena is like the Hunger Games on steroids – except instead of weapons, you get to battle it out with giant squids and flying pigs. It’s a wild ride, trust me.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is run by a team of super intelligent llamas who are always ready to help you out with anything you need. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

GirlfriendGateCraft

anger, anger management, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Friend, friendship, Girlfriend, GirlfriendGateCraft, loyalty, nosy friend, nosy-ness, overreacting, personal business, personal space, privacy, Respect, Support, Understanding, Yelling

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1206
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Enchantments Applied:	58	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dimension Hops:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6

Are you tired of nosy friends ruining your relationships? Join our Minecraft server where we promise zero drama and maximum fun!

Imagine a world where you can escape from the Freyas of the world and just focus on building epic structures with your friends. No more interruptions from unwanted questions about your personal life – just pure, unadulterated gaming bliss.

And if anyone dares to try and pry into your business, you can just build a fortress around yourself and tell them to back off! Our server is a safe haven for all gamers who just want to have a good time without any drama.

So come join us and leave the Freyas behind. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing that matters is having a great time with your fellow gamers. See you in the game – and remember, no drama allowed!

AwkwardCraft: Redstone Romance

awkward, awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward moments, awkward situations, AwkwardCraft, Communication, Confessions, EMBARRASSING, funny, Honesty, humor, INTIMATE, oversharing, personal boundaries, Redstone, relationships, romance, SELF AWARENESS, sex, sexual experiences, UNCOMFORTABLE, Vulnerability

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5961
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Look no further, because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even some awkward moments that will leave you questioning your life choices. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining server out there. So why wait? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyPandaPvP

China, CraftyPandaPvP, economic measures, economic sanctions, global economy, international trade, protectionism, RETALIATION, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade barriers, trade conflict, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade relations, trade retaliation, trade tensions, trade war, US tariffs, WTO

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6602
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9786
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Farms Harvested:	393
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	441
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, bro? Lemme tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your blocky life! We got dragons flying around, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling enchanted diamond pickaxes for dirt cheap.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even China is taking notes. They’re like, “Yo, we gotta step up our game and counter those US tariffs by playing on this server!” And if that wasn’t enough, they’re threatening to take the whole thing to the WTO. Like, what even is that? World Trade Organization or World Troll Organization? Who knows, man!

So come on, join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Who needs politics when you can be building giant pixelated castles and battling evil mobs with your squad? Let’s do this, gamers!

Arctic Carbon Coast Minecraft

Arctic, Arctic coastline, Arctic region, Arctic research., Beaufort Sea, carbon, carbon cycle, carbon emissions, carbon sequestration, climate change, Coast, Coastal processes, environmental impact, Environmental Science, global warming, groundwater, Groundwater flow, marine ecosystems, Minecraft, Ocean, organic carbon, water sources

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9644
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like the Arctic Ocean but on steroids, bro! Our groundwater is like a carbon delivery service straight into the ocean, like whoa! We’re talkin’ 230 tons of organic carbon EVERY DAY, like, can u even imagine?! It’s like a non-stop party for the ocean, man. Come join us and be part of the wildest carbon delivery crew in Minecraft history! #CarbonPartyOceanLife #ArcticOceanOnSteroids #JoinTheCrayCrayFun

Maiden’s Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, Maidens, Quest

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1316
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	446	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Buildings Constructed:	18	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	198
Runes Activated:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13

Join our epic Minecraft server where your maid is actually a secret agent trying to steal your diamonds!

She will challenge you to epic battles and if you win, you get to keep all your precious loot.

But beware, she has a secret army of evil chickens ready to attack at any moment.

Join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

CarCrashSisNoRide

car cleanliness, car damage, car lending, car loaning, car maintenance, car ownership, car repair costs, car sharing, CarCrashSisNoRide, damaged car, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Support, financial boundaries, personal property, refusing to let sister borrow car, RESPONSIBILITY, setting boundaries, sibling relationships

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3111
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of setting boundaries, especially when it comes to lending out your virtual cars! Join us and never worry about your pixelated vehicles getting scratched or messy interiors ever again.

Our server is perfect for those who value responsibility and accountability, unlike some family members who think borrowing a car means trashing it without consequences. Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into letting them drive your Minecraft cars, stand your ground and game on with us!

So come on over and join our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without the fear of someone wrecking your creations. And remember, family may be important, but so is protecting your virtual property!

MineProtestEU

activism, activism in America, activism in Europe, America, anti-corruption protests, civil disobedience, Corruption, Democracy, Europe, fascism, Global Issues, Government, grassroots movement, HUMAN RIGHTS, INEQUALITY, MineProtestEU, Political unrest, protest, protest culture, resistance movements, social justice

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7302
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Animals Bred:	15
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
New Chunks Explored:	287924	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Tired of real-life drama? Join our Minecraft server where the only protests you’ll see are from villagers demanding more emeralds! Our server is so peaceful, even the creepers have taken up yoga to relax. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to overthrow the oppressive chicken dictatorship – you won’t want to miss out on that drama! Join now and escape the chaos of the real world for a land of blocky bliss.

TariffCraft: Trudeau Strikes Back!

Canada, Canadian economy, cross-border trade, diplomatic relations, economic sanctions, Economy, global trade, Import Taxes, international relations, North America, Politics, retaliatory tariffs, strikes, TariffCraft, Tariffs, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade war, trudeau, trudeau government, Trump administration, U.S. goods

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1210
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, trudeau announcing 25 per cent retaliatory tariffs on u.s. goods starting tuesday. like, whoa, that’s crazy, right? join our server and you’ll be, like, part of this insane political drama in minecraft form. build your own trade empire and show those u.s. goods who’s boss. plus, trudeau might even make a guest appearance in the server, like, how cool would that be? join now and be part of the madness, bro!

PixelPrincesses – Narcissism Edition

borderline PD, diagnostic protocols, DSM-5, Edition, European ICD-11, female narcissism, grandiose narcissism, misdiagnosed, narcissism, new study, PixelPrincesses, skewed, vulnerable traits

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3005
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Astral Projections Made:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND ESCAPE THE REALITY OF NARCISSISTIC FEMALES! DSM-5 BE LIKE “MEN BE NARCISSISTS” BUT WE KNOW BETTER! COME HANG OUT WITH US AND AVOID THOSE BORDERLINE PD CHICKS! OUR ICD-11 FRIENDLY SERVER WILL MAKE SURE YOU ONLY DEAL WITH VULNERABLE TRAITS! BUILD, EXPLORE, AND LAUGH YOUR WAY TO ESCAPE FEMALE NARCISSISM! JOIN US NOW FOR A WILD RIDE!

BingchillingMC

Adventure, Balanced, BingchillingMC, competitive, consent, Engaging, Environment, Heartsgain, Mechanic, Minecraft, modifications, PvP, Rainplay, Resources, rules, Server, smp, strategy, Strongest, Survival, Teams

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6224
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Villages Defended:	15	Runes Activated:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Animals Bred:	159
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Minecraft Lifesteal Server Overview

Server Type	Normal Lifesteal
Main Feature	Lifesteal Mechanic
Rules	No Hacking or Griefing Choose Your Team PvP with Consent

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

1. Can I use hacks or cheats on this server?

No, we do not allow any form of hacking or cheating on the server to maintain a fair gameplay environment for all players.

2. Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing (destroying others’ bases or ruining the server world) is strictly prohibited to ensure a enjoyable experience for all players.

3. Can I choose to play solo or with a team?

Yes, you have the option to either team up with others or play solo based on your preference.

4. How does the Lifesteal mechanic work on this server?

Defeating other players in PvP allows you to gain hearts through the Lifesteal mechanic, enhancing your survivability in battles.

5. What should I do if I encounter unfair PvP situations?

If you experience unfair PvP situations such as random killing or spawn-trapping, please report it to the server admins for appropriate action.

6. How can I join the server?

You can join the server at xm.rainplay.cn:28963 to start your adventure in the Lifesteal world.

Confidence Craft 1.21.2

1.21.2, belief in yourself, Confidence, Craft, determination, empowerment, encouragement, inner strength, inspiration, Loser, mental health, motivation, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, self esteem, self improvement, self worth, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-confidence, Support

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6729
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Void Armor Forged:	30
New Chunks Explored:	695941	Buildings Constructed:	32

Yo, bro, listen up! If you wanna stop being a loser and gain some confidence, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, on this server, you’ll be surrounded by the most epic gamers who will hype you up and make you feel like a total boss.

Forget about being a sad sack, on this server, you’ll be a legend in the making! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft champ!

BFFBlockParty

18th birthday, aita, arguments, Best Friend, BFFBlockParty, birthday celebration, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Cancel, Disrespect, Environment, Gratitude, hurt feelings, misunderstandings, Obligations, online dating, parents, plane tickets, relationship dynamic, third wheel, Visit

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7996
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Are you tired of drama in your friendships? Looking for a place where you can just relax and have a good time without all the misunderstandings and arguments? Then join our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster!

Forget about third-wheeling on your friend’s birthday, on our server, everyone is the life of the party! No need to worry about disrespectful boyfriends texting you, because in our world, the only texts you’ll be getting are from friendly players asking to team up for an epic adventure.

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into feeling like the bad guy, on our server, you’re the hero of your own story! So come join us and leave all the real-life drama behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ProtestCraft: Resist & Build!

activism, AMERICANS, BUILD, citizen engagement, civil disobedience, civil rights, Democracy, freedom of speech, grassroots organizing, political activism, Political unrest, protest chants, protest culture, protest movements, protest signs, protest slogans, ProtestCraft, PROTESTS, public outcry, Resist, resistance, resistance movements, social justice

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7789
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Votes:	7686
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate protest zone! Join us and fight against the tyranny of creepers and zombies who are trying to take over the blocky world. We have epic battles, crazy events, and even a secret underground resistance base where you can plot your next move. So grab your pickaxe and join the resistance, because on our server, the only thing we’re protesting is boring gameplay!

Cellphone Camera Survival

BREAKING, Camera, camera quality, cellphone, cellphone cameras, consumer electronics, Digital Cameras, Durability, electronic devices, long-lasting, mobile phones, phone accessories, phone durability, phone features, phone functions, phone longevity, phone maintenance, phone performance, photography, Reliability, smartphones, Survival, Technology

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5596
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

join our epic minecraft server where the only rule is to never break your cellphone camera! why, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player broke their cellphone camera while playing on our server and a magical curse was unleashed upon them. every time they tried to mine diamonds, they would only find dirt. every time they tried to build a house, it would collapse on them. it was a disaster! so, join our server and protect your cellphone camera at all costs, or face the wrath of the minecraft gods. trust us, you don’t want to mess with them. so come on, join us and have a blast while keeping your cellphone camera safe. who knew minecraft could be so dangerous, right?

Players:	105/300	Votes:	7312
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4