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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 1542 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
Star Shards Collected: | 184 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Void Gems Collected: | 34 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 |
But that’s just the beginning of the madness. How about a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet seat of King Poopington? Or a battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the server? And let’s not forget about the epic dance parties we throw every Saturday night in the virtual club we built out of rainbow blocks.
So why should you join our server? Because where else can you live out your wildest Minecraft dreams, meet a community of like-minded goofballs, and embark on insane adventures that will have you laughing until your sides hurt? Come join us and let the ridiculousness begin!