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Secret Agents United 1.20

#announcement, agents, Anime, bros, cute, discussion, Fall, Fan art, Manga, Pics, post, rewatch, Screenshots, season 3, secret, Sexy, spoilers, spy x family, United, yor

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9427
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Towns Built:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Void Armor Forged:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Henlo frens! Are you a fan of SxF and want to talk about it with other cool peeps? Join our Minecraft server for some epic discussions and sharing of screenshots! We’re getting hyped for season 3 and want to relive all the best moments together. Plus, we have a strict no manga spoilers policy, so you can feel safe chatting with us. Yor is so hot, am I right bros? Join now for a wild ride!

EternalLifeMC SMP

aging, aging effects, aging process, EternalLifeMC, extended life, future planning, health and wellness, hypothetical scenarios, life choices, life expectancy, life extension, life goals, lifestyle changes, living longer, Longevity, longevity benefits, longevity research, personal development, self improvement, smp, Time management, time perception

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5118
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Potions Brewed:	198
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	2099	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because like, we have this crazy mod that makes you live twice as long and age half as fast! Like, you’ll be a Minecraft immortal or something, it’s nuts!

Imagine all the shenanigans you could get into with all that extra time! You could build the biggest, most epic base ever and still have time to prank your friends like a million times. And since you age half as fast, you’ll still look like a fresh-faced Minecraft noob even after playing for years.

Plus, we have this totally bonkers storyline where the evil Ender Dragon teams up with a pack of zombie pigmen to take over the server, and it’s up to us players to stop them with our epic building skills and sick PvP moves. It’s like a Minecraft soap opera, but with more explosions and less drama.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP and see just how long you can survive in this crazy, age-defying world! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me bros.

RegretCraft: Oops Edition

acceptance, biggest regret, Decision making, Edition, finding closure, forgiveness, hindsight, learning from mistakes, lessons learned, letting go, life choices, living with regret, looking back, missed opportunities, moving forward, moving on, Oops, past mistakes, personal growth, RegretCraft, regrets, self reflection, wish I could change

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2602
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to regret anything ever again! Our server is like a magical land where all your dreams come true and your biggest regret is not joining sooner. Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing up your house. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of this epic adventure! Join now and say goodbye to regrets forever!

CraftyIranEnergyCrisis

CraftyIranEnergyCrisis, economic impact, Economy, electricity, energy crisis, Energy Sector, gas, global supply chain, government response, HALTED, industrial capacity, Infrastructure, iran, Manufacturing, MIDDLE EAST, Oil, power outage, production, renewable energy, sanctions, Shortage

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4620
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Potions Brewed:	35
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much energy, we make Iran jealous! our industrial capacity is off the charts, we have so many factories pumping out diamonds and emeralds, you won’t know what to do with them all!

we have so much power, we make the sun look like a nightlight! join us and experience the thrill of never-ending energy, where the only crisis is how many diamonds you can carry in your inventory!

don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of our energy-packed world, where the only thing stopping you from building the biggest, baddest creations is your own imagination (and maybe a few creepers)! come on, what are you waiting for? join us now and let the power flow through you!

One Time Zone Only

global time zone, international time, one time zone, single time zone, standard time zone, Time, time differences, Time management, time synchronization, time zone, time zone consistency, time zone debate, time zone efficiency, time zone policy, time zone regulation, time zone uniformity, time zone unity, time zones worldwide, timekeeping, universal time zone, World Time, Zone

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9968
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

u gotta join dis server cuz it’s da only place where time zones don’t exist. u can be playin at 3am and ur friend in Australia can be playin at 3pm and it’s all good cuz there only needs to be 1 time zone. it’s like magic or somethin. join us and experience the wonders of time zone free Minecraft. also, we have flying pigs and talking chickens. no joke. come see for yourself.

What is the IP for Fudgy Minecraft Server?

Best virtual reality games, cat, cat game, Cats, dog, dynamite, escaping the house, Fudgy, full, full release, funny, GRANDPA, granny, i am cat, i am cat game, i am cat gameplay, i am cat meta quest, i am cat quest 3, i am cat quest gameplay, i am cat vr, i am cat vr full game, i am cat vr funny moments, i am cat vr game, i am cat vr gameplay, i am cat vr part 1, i am cat vr secrets, Minecraft, new, quest 3, quest 3 games, secret room, Server, update, virtual reality, vr, vr cat game, vr cat simulator

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1510
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	New Chunks Explored:	168513
Zombie Dances:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dimension Hops:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Fudgy is a popular Twitch streamer known for his entertaining and energetic gameplay. With a focus on competitive gaming in titles such as Fortnite and Call of Duty, Fudgy has built a dedicated fan base that tunes in regularly to watch his streams. Known for his skilled gameplay and engaging personality, Fudgy continues to grow his channel and connect with fans through his passion for gaming.

BreakCraft

Bedwars, BreakCraft, Creative, Custom Plugins, Economy, Events, Factions, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Redstone, Resources, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, smp, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3483
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	3624
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Emeralds Found:	8163
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	78	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Welcome to BreakCraft!
Experience a fun, family-friendly Minecraft survival server created especially for the winter break! This temporary server is perfect for players of all ages, offering a mix of classic survival gameplay and unique challenges. With enough interest, it could become a permanent, player-driven server, shaped by the community!

Key Features:
Family-Friendly Environment: A safe and welcoming space for players of all ages to enjoy. Hardcore Survival Twist: Players start with 3 lives, with a 1-hour ban after losing all lives—challenge yourself! Exciting Plugins: AuraSkills: Level up unique skills to enhance gameplay. BlueMap: Explore a live map of the world right from your browser. VeinMiner: Easily mine entire ore veins. MobsToEggs: Capture mobs with eggs for creative farming or zoos. GriefPrevention: Protect your builds in this community-oriented server. Plus, QuickSort, Sleeper, CraftableInvFrames, and more for enhanced gameplay! Community-Driven Future: If there’s enough interest, the server will become permanent. Players will help shape its future by suggesting plugins and voting on features. Unofficial Sponsorship: This server is supported by Tech Unlimited Group, owned by the server’s creator.

Key Features:

Family-Friendly Environment: A safe and welcoming space for players of all ages to enjoy.
Hardcore Survival Twist: Players start with 3 lives, with a 1-hour ban after losing all lives—challenge yourself!
Exciting Plugins:
- AuraSkills: Level up unique skills to enhance gameplay.
- BlueMap: Explore a live map of the world right from your browser.
- VeinMiner: Easily mine entire ore veins.
- MobsToEggs: Capture mobs with eggs for creative farming or zoos.
- GriefPrevention: Protect your builds in this community-oriented server.
- Plus, QuickSort, Sleeper, CraftableInvFrames, and more for enhanced gameplay!
Community-Driven Future:
- If there’s enough interest, the server will become permanent.
- Players will help shape its future by suggesting plugins and voting on features.
Unofficial Sponsorship: This server is supported by Tech Unlimited Group, owned by the server’s creator.

Server Address:
breakcraft.techunlimitedgroup.com No whitelist—just hop in and start your winter adventure!

Join Today!
Come for the winter break fun, and help build a permanent, player-driven community. Who knows? Your ideas could shape the future of BreakCraft!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is BreakCraft suitable for players of all ages?	Yes, BreakCraft is a family-friendly environment that welcomes players of all ages.
What happens if I lose all three lives in Hardcore Survival?	If you lose all three lives in Hardcore Survival, you will be banned for 1 hour before being able to respawn.
Can I suggest plugins or vote on features for the server’s future?	Yes, if there is enough interest, players will have the opportunity to suggest plugins and vote on features to help shape the server’s future.
Who sponsors BreakCraft?	BreakCraft is unofficially sponsored by Tech Unlimited Group, owned by the server’s creator.

Frosty Trails 1.20.1

1.20.1, 45 degrees Fahrenheit, 7.2 degrees Celsius, catch a cold, chicken-shit, cold weather, fortune, frosty, hoodie and shorts, HOODIES, Logic, logic of wearing hoodies, outlook good, Recommend, Running, running in cold weather, running in shorts, short-sleeves, shorts, Trails, Understanding, weather

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4585
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Come join our Minecraft server where we run around in short sleeves and shorts in the snow because why not? We wear hoodies with shorts to confuse the weather gods and it totally works. 9/10 doctors recommend joining our server for the ultimate cold weather experience. Don’t worry about catching a cold, our server has magical powers to keep you healthy. Your fortune on our server is always good, just like our sense of fashion. Join now for a wild ride!

CraftyListenMinecraft SMP

CraftyListenMinecraft, smp

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2253
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Buildings Constructed:	47
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Yo, so like, this Minecraft server is the bomb diggity, bro. Like, you gotta join because we have the most epic builds ever. I’m talking a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds. And don’t even get me started on the roller coaster that goes through a lava pit. It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more. We have the craziest events, like a weekly dance party where everyone dresses up as their favorite mob. I once saw a dude dressed as a creeper doing the Macarena, it was wild.

And the people on this server? They’re like the Avengers of Minecraft. We got builders who can make a castle in five minutes flat, redstone geniuses who can create a working computer in-game, and PVP masters who will wreck you in a duel.

So, if you wanna join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?), then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun or something.

CraftyChoresMC

Accomplishments.., CraftyChoresMC, daily routine, daily tasks, efficiency, goal-setting, motivation, organization, Prioritization, productivity, productivity hacks, productivity strategies, productivity tips, self-discipline, success, task completion, Time management, time tracking, to-do list, work load, work productivity

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3394
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	176
Secret Passages Found:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server offers a whole new level of productivity! Join us and you’ll be tasked with completing outrageous challenges like herding a pack of wild pigs through a maze or building a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of talking chickens who will give you quests to find the rarest items in the game. And if you manage to collect them all, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you the power to fly.

So, if you’re ready to take your Minecraft skills to the next level and have a ton of fun in the process, join our server today! Who knew being productive could be this ridiculous and entertaining?

Baltic Cable Chaos: Minecraft Edition

acts of sabotage, ALERT, Baltic, Baltic region, Baltic Sea, cable, Chaos, Damage, Defense, Edition, Estonia, finland, gas pipelines, incidents, Military, Minecraft, nato, patrols, power cable, Region, Russian, sabotage, SECURITY, Tension, undersea cables

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9990
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	32

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! Have you heard about the craziest server in town? Let me tell you, this server is so lit that even NATO is getting involved! Yeah, you heard me right, NATO is stepping up patrols in the Baltic Sea because of some power cable damage. But you know what’s even more wild? This server is the reason behind it all!

We got players from Finland and Estonia causing chaos left and right, messing with undersea cables and gas pipelines like it’s nobody’s business. Some say it’s the Russians, but we all know the real culprit – it’s our crazy Minecraft community! We’re causing so much mayhem that even world powers are taking notice.

So if you want to be part of the most insane Minecraft server out there, join us now! Help us wreak havoc on the Baltic Sea and beyond. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the attention of NATO while you’re at it. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some epic Minecraft madness!

No Lava Llamas Here

Astronomy, Astrophysics, celestial bodies, Galactic Research, geology, Global Magma Ocean, io, Io’s Interior, Io’s Surface, Jupiter’s moon, lava, Llamas, Magma Dynamics, Moon exploration, planetary evolution, planetary formation, planetary science, scientific discoveries, solar system, space exploration, Space missions, volcanism

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5249
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

u kno wat does hav a global magma oshun? dis epic minecraft server! come join us for sum hot lava fun! we got volcanoes erupting every hour on da hour, u can ride a lava wave like a pro surfer dude.

we also hav a secret underground city made entirely of obsidian, where u can battle mobs in a high stakes game of hide n seek. but watch out for da lava traps, dey will getcha every time!

if u r lucky, u might even stumble upon da legendary diamond pickaxe of doom, said to hav da power to mine an entire mountain in one swing. but be careful, cuz da pickaxe is cursed and will turn u into a lava monster if u use it too much.

so come join us on dis insane minecraft server, where da only thing hotter than da lava is da action!

Regnum Bellum

balanced gameplay, bedrock, Bellum, Claims, Community, Competitions, Custom Gear, DEVELOPING, Discord, discrimination, Enchants, exploits, guild, HACKING, java, Map, Nostalgia, Playershops, Plugins, Ranks, Regnum, smp, Welcoming

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7429
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36

⚔️ Regnum Bellum ⚔️
Server IP: regnumbellum.factions.ws \| Bedrock Port: 26920

Server Overview
Regnum Bellum is an SMP Java/Bedrock server created based on nostalgia for the original Minecraft factions. It offers a fresh map and community for players to join, begin adventures, and form their factions. The server focuses on community and balanced gameplay.

📖 Rules
Regnum Bellum is a developing and welcoming community. Discrimination, hacking, and exploits are not allowed. Violations will result in a permanent IP ban.

🔗 Links
💬 Discord
🌎 Dynmap

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

1. What is the server IP for Regnum Bellum?

The server IP is regnumbellum.factions.ws and the Bedrock port is 26920.

2. What type of server is Regnum Bellum?

Regnum Bellum is an SMP Java/Bedrock server inspired by the original Minecraft factions server.

3. Are there any rules in place on the server?

Yes, Regnum Bellum has rules against discrimination, hacking, and exploits. Violations can result in a permanent IP ban.

4. Are there any plugins used on the server?

Yes, Regnum Bellum uses plugins like Automatic Rankup System, Factions, Grief Prevention, Dynmap, Playershops, Competitions, and Custom Gear to enhance gameplay.

5. How can players earn ranks on Regnum Bellum?

Players can earn ranks by accumulating playtime and XP levels. Ranks range from Artisan to Baron and offer various rewards and privileges.

6. Is there a way to protect land on the server?

Yes, players can use the Grief Prevention plugin to claim land and prevent griefing. Additionally, SimpleClans plugin allows players to give guild members access to their claims.

7. Are there competitions hosted on Regnum Bellum?

Yes, Regnum Bellum hosts monthly competitions for all factions to participate in. These competitions range from PVP battles to horse racing and offer rewards for winning factions.

8. Can players set up their own shops on the server?

After reaching the Squire rank, players can access personalized player shops to sell materials and items to other players.

9. Is there a custom gear system on Regnum Bellum?

Yes, the server offers a custom set of gear for players who have achieved everything in Minecraft. This gear can be purchased for a price and provides additional hearts for the wearer.

Mystic Isles Server 1.20.4

1.20.4, 206109715, ANONYMOUS, anonymous post, controversial topic, digital communication, forum thread, internet culture, internet forum, internet privacy, Isles, mystic, offensive language, online anonymity, online behavior, Online Community, online discussion, online identity, online post, privacy concerns, Server, Shit, social media, User-generated content

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5788
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

First off, the community is lit AF. You’ll be making friends faster than a creeper blows up your house. Plus, the mods are cooler than a polar bear in sunglasses.

And don’t even get me started on the builds! We’ve got castles taller than the Eiffel Tower and roller coasters faster than a speeding minecart.

But wait, there’s more! We have events crazier than a chicken jockey riding a spider. From PvP tournaments to build competitions, you’ll never have a dull moment on this server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the Minecraft madness begin!

SoundNoobMinecraftSMP

auditory, Beginner, discovery, Experience, Explore, first time, introduction, Listen, Music, music discovery, new, OVERWHELMING, Recommendation, Sensation, sensation of sound, Sensory, sensory overload, song, Sound, sound exploration, SoundNoobMinecraftSMP

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1082
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Enchantments Applied:	130	Endless Night Skies:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Divine Spears Created:	23	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Falling into the Void:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in a creeper’s pants! We have diamond rainbows, flying pigs, and a secret underground base filled with dancing villagers. And get this, the owner is actually a talking chicken who can do the floss dance like a pro.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every Friday where we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a dance-off in the Nether. And whoever wins gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.

So come join us and experience the most epic, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the lava pit filled with dancing skeletons, they’re pretty competitive.

Players:	99/600	Votes:	4800
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Magic Items Found:	6086
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2