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Divine Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, Abuse, addiction, autism, civil war, decentralised, Dedication, disgust, Divine, expect us., Fap, freedom, Friend, global team, holy crusaders, Jesus, Kidnapped, Legion, oj, onlyfans, passing, Pay, peration onlyjesus, porn, prostitution, psychological affect, Quests, religious icons, simps, Slavery, Spam, they vibes, trafficked, young women

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8972
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	238
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	876484	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Buildings Constructed:	26	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality and regret everything? Join our server where we dedicate our lives to flooding OnlyFans with pics of Jesus and Religious Icons! We’re on a mission to take down the evil forces of OF and fight against the slavery masked under freedom to fap to meat! We will cause a civil war with holy crusaders and simps, so join us and be part of the chaos! WE ARE LEGION, EXPECT US!

Talented Minecraft SMP People

ai, America, cybersecurity, immigration, intelligence agencies, Israel, Jewish excellence, Minecraft, people, smp, TALENTED, talented people, Tech, tech sector, world leader

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8652
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8138	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Enchantments Applied:	290

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have cracked the code on tech excellence! Forget Silicon Valley, we are the real tech wizards here. Our server is like the Israel of Minecraft, leading the way in AI, cybersecurity, and all things digital.

Join us if you want to be part of a community where even the creepers are tech-savvy. Our players are so talented, they can build a redstone contraption faster than you can say “Ender Dragon”. And don’t even get us started on our intelligence agencies – they’re like the secret agents of the Minecraft world, always one step ahead of the game.

But here’s the kicker – you don’t need insane immigration to join our tech sector. Just bring your creativity, your passion for building, and maybe a few stacks of diamonds. Who needs America when you can be part of our tech revolution? So come on, join us and let’s build a digital empire together!

PizzaRuiner Minecraft SMP

bad toppings, disgusting toppings, Food, gross toppings, Minecraft, pizza, pizza disasters, pizza fails, pizza mistakes, pizza toppings, pizza toppings gone wrong, pizza toppings to avoid, PizzaRuiner, ruined food, ruined pizza, smp, toppings, toppings to avoid, toppings to dislike, toppings to hate, toppings to never try, toppings to skip, worst toppings

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7269
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Dimension Hops:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds, like, you won’t find this kind of treasure anywhere else, I swear!

And get this, our server has a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on creepers, like, how cool is that?! Plus, we have a secret pizza party every Friday night where we try out crazy toppings like pickles and gummy bears, it’s so random and hilarious!

So if you want to join a server that’s full of surprises and non-stop fun, then come join us and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it, it’s gonna be lit AF! #pizzaforlife 🍕🔥🐉

BlockyWisdom: Don’t mine at night!

10. MysteriousWisdom, 11. EnigmaticGuidance, 12. LookingBack, 13. HiddenMeaning, 14. SecretMessage, 15. FutureSelf, 16. Riddles, 17. InnerVoice, 18. MindfulLiving, 19. InspirationalQuotes, 2. CrypticAdvice, 20. ThoughtProvoking., 3. Reflection, 4. SelfImprovement, 5. Youth, 6. Wisdom, 7. LifeLessons, 8. Regrets, 9. PersonalGrowth, BlockyWisdom, dont, night, timetravel

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7155
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2561
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll unlock the secrets of the universe faster than a creeper exploding in your face! Our server is so lit, even Endermen are jealous of our block-building skills. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server, just to challenge our players to epic build battles. So come join us and let’s mine, craft, and laugh our way to victory! Remember, the cake is a lie, but the fun on our server is as real as diamonds in the mines.

Garlic Onion Leek Kitchen

cardiovascular health, Cooking, cooking techniques, Culinary, diet, food preparation, garlic, health, Healthy Eating, Heart Disease, high temperatures, kitchen, leek, meal preparation, nutrition, onion, risk factors, trans fats, unhealthy fats, vegetable oils, VEGETABLES

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2968
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

join our epic minecraft server where the vegetables are alive and cooking them can turn them into evil trans fats that will attack you! fight off the garlic monsters and onion ogres while trying to survive in a world filled with heart disease risks! only the bravest players can conquer this dangerous land and emerge victorious! come join us for a wild adventure unlike any other!

ForgeLand

1.20, Builder, Community, Discord, Explorer, fighter, ForgeLand, fresh experience, home, Inclusive Community, innovative gameplay, MCMMO, Minecraft, new features, respectful, server ip, skill levels, socializing, supportive, Survival, Updates

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	651
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Votes:	8252	Crops Grown:	5323
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Dimension Hops:	14
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Why Choose ForgeLand? Innovative Gameplay Our team constantly develops new features and updates to keep the experience fresh. Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or fighter, there’s something for everyone. Inclusive Community ForgeLand welcomes players of all skill levels. Our supportive and respectful community ensures everyone feels at home.

How to Join Minecraft Version: Ensure you’re running Minecraft [1.20+]. Server IP: [81.180.203.55:25565]

Discord: Join our Discord community for updates, support, and socializing. ForgeLand: [https://discord.gg/h6NRHDTKyg]

81.180.203.55

Near Vanilla

apply, Biome, Builds, Cooperative, creations, Discord, discord application, Dynamap, Events, Minecraft, Pickaxes, Play styles, Player competitions, Server, shopping districts, smp, Staff, sword, Vanilla, Venture

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1738
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Votes:	6555	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Near Vanilla Minecraft Server Overview

Near Vanilla is a close-knit community server where players come together to build, collect, explore, and have fun. The perks of being a member can be seen in our cooperative builds, player competitions, vibrant shopping districts, and other events.

Near Vanilla is an international, community-driven server with constant communication on Discord. A dedicated admin team ensures a smooth gaming experience and handles any bad behavior. Our DynaMap allows you to see where other players are located.

IP	play.nearvanilla.com
Website	https://nearvanilla.com
Server Guide	Our Notion Page
Map	https://map.nearvanilla.com
Recap Video	https://youtu.be/SoJU47pZojY
Screenshots	https://imgur.com/a/CQtZzgE

Requirements:

18+ only
Mature and Respectful

Zero Tolerance Policy:

No hacking, glitching, or duping allowed. Any of these will result in a permanent ban. No griefing, stealing, bullying, insulting, discrimination, or prejudice behavior is tolerated. Toxic behavior is not welcome.

The “Near” in “Near Vanilla”

Deathlog: Lets you know where you died
WanderfulAdditions: control armor stands and make item frames invisible
Kickafk: Kicks players who afk more than 3 hours
Custom plugins created for the server. View full list in FAQ on Discord

To apply through Discord, click the link below:

Apply here!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Analyzing, Behavior, Curiosity, delving deeper, Human nature, inquisitive, intrigued, Investigating, mystic, observing, perplexed, Psychology, puzzlement, Quest, Questioning, Realm, Reflecting on behavior, searching for answers, seeking understanding, speculating, Trying to comprehend, unraveling mysteries, wondering

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6559
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Runes Activated:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring content? Well, do I have a server for you! Imagine a world where chickens rule the land and pigs fly through the sky. Sounds crazy, right? But on this server, anything is possible!

Join us for epic battles against evil cows and build the craziest structures you can imagine. And get this – every time you mine a block, a disco party starts! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity every step of the way. Let’s get weird, gamers!

Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General #7080

4koma, Archive, BAG, Banners, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Commissions, Events, Experience, fubuki, general, guides, HARD, kanna, Kirino, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, Noa, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Say-Bing!, Scrimmages, Secret Midnight Party, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Total Assault, Yuuka

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3812
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Love Letters Sent:	17
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos that you won’t find anywhere else.

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a giant pillow fight with the other players. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground rave party where the mobs are the DJs. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive events like the “Secret Midnight Party ~The Oni Holds a Bell~” where you can dance the night away with mystical creatures. And don’t even get us started on the “Say-Bing!” event where you can win prizes by shouting “BINGO!” at the top of your lungs.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of Minecraft!

DepressoNoMore Minecraft SMP

coping with depression, DepressoNoMore, emotional well being, Exercise, healthy habits, managing depression, medication, mental health, Mental health resources, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, Minecraft, overcoming depression, positive thinking, Professional help, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self-care, self-help strategies, smp, support system, Therapy, ways to stop being depressed

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1267
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Emeralds Found:	3069	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Yo, bro, have you heard about this lit Minecraft SMP server? It’s like the holy grail of happiness, man. Like, once you join, all your depression just disappears into thin air, like poof!

I heard this one dude joined and suddenly he was surrounded by a bunch of dancing llamas who were all chanting “no more sadness, only blocks!” And then he built a giant statue of a potato and everyone started worshipping it like it was a god or something.

And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together and boogie down like there’s no tomorrow. I heard even the Ender Dragon shows up and busts some sick moves on the dance floor.

So, if you wanna stop being a sad sack of potatoes and start living your best blocky life, you gotta join this server, bro. Trust me, it’s a game-changer.

PixelPuppyLove

Acts of love, Affection, Bond, compassion, Connection, devotion, emotional, Experience, Gesture, Heartfelt, Heartwarming, Impactful, Kindness, love, meaningful expression, PixelPuppyLove, relationship, Romantic, selfless, Significant, touching

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7757
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	15

Are you ready to experience a love like no other? Join our Minecraft server and witness the most epic love story unfold before your very eyes! Picture this: two creepers who couldn’t be more different falling head over heels for each other, creating explosive chemistry like you’ve never seen before. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is filled with heartwarming moments, heart-stopping adventures, and heart-shaped blocks everywhere you look. So if you’re ready to feel the love in a whole new way, join us today and prepare to be swept off your feet (literally, by a flying pig)!

TalibanCraft: PakiSmackDown

Conflict, extremism, Fighting, Insurgency, international relations, Islamic militants, March, militants, military operation, PakiSmackDown, Pakistan, Pakistani forces, Political unrest, Radicalism, SECURITY, South Asia, Taliban, Taliban fighters, TalibanCraft, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5298
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Yo, ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where you can fight alongside 15,000 Taliban fighters as they march to take on Pakistan? Well, look no further, cuz we got the craziest server for you!

Join us for epic battles, insane strategies, and a whole lot of chaos as you navigate through this wild world. Build your base, gather your resources, and prepare for the ultimate showdown against Pakistan.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground lair where you can find the rarest loot. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and gold waiting to be discovered.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest adventure in Minecraft history. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

IndustryFun

Economy, Elitemobs, Industrial Revolution, IndustryFun, Magic, PvE, Skills, Slimefun, Survival, survival mode

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6105
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Mines Excavated:	1950	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

A survival mode server set in the Industrial Revolution with a slight inclination towards magic. We have EliteMobs, Slimefun, Skills and many more things.

or1.holy.gg:25738

Spugunke

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, Active players, Builds, Community, Community Building, crossplay, Discord, minecraft server, New server, non-laggy, Player Base, PORT, Server, sethomes, smp, Spawn, Spugunke, Towns, Tpa, Vanilla

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5611
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Ores Mined:	3893	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Alien Abductions:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Spugunke Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Tpa’s
/spawn
sethomes
Non-Laggy server
Crossplay (Bedrock and Java)

Join our Discord to help create a community and find ip for server.

Java IP: spugunke.net Version: 1.21.4

Bedrock IP: spugunke.minecraft.best Port: 25565

FAQ

Question	Answer
How old is the server?	The server is only 5 days old.
What kind of community does the server have?	The server has an active player community that loves to vc and create towns.
What make the server unique?	The server is as close to vanilla as possible to get the original feel of Minecraft.
How can I join or create towns and teams?	Many towns and different teams have been made that you can join, or you can make your own!

Epic Quests & Adventure 1.21.1

$200 superchat, 1.21.1, 2 year membership badge, Adventure, Bro, Epic, goofy, grey ass, Nice, Quests, she reads

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	275
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Love Letters Sent:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! They give out these sick 2-year membership badges that make you look like a total boss. Plus, they hand out $200 superchats like candy, so you can flex on all the other players.

And get this, the server owner is like a psychic or something, she can read your mind even if it’s as grey as a rainy day. It’s like being in a virtual reality where anything is possible, man. Don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and let the madness begin!

Players:	90/600	Votes:	9967
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Potions Brewed:	96