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Desktop Navigation Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where LLMs (Llamas with Learning Disabilities) are the rulers of the land! These lovable but clueless llamas will keep you on your toes as you try to navigate their crazy antics and hilarious mishaps.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig that poops out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Pig will be granted unlimited riches and power in the land.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild ride full of laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few diamonds along the way. Just remember, on this server, anything can happen – especially when LLMs are involved!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PixelPals Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop fun!

Imagine a world where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and fight off hordes of zombies with nothing but a carrot. That’s just a taste of what you can experience on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive events like Femlala Foot ERP (whatever that is), Moogle Treasure Trove where you can find hidden treasures, and Fall Guys competitions that will leave you laughing for days.

And don’t even get us started on our meetups. From spooky club meetings to Tokusatsu watch parties, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Potions Brewed:	88
Dragon Eggs Found:	6101	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

The Dating SMP – How Do Normies View Dating Hookups Cheating Getting Cucked

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon! Join us if you want to escape the real world of heartbreak and betrayal, and instead dive into a world where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds.

Our players are always up to some shenanigans, like the time Steve accidentally married two players at once and started a love triangle that ended in a messy divorce settlement. Or when Creeper blew up someone’s house because they didn’t invite him to their birthday party.

So if you’re tired of real-life drama and just want to have a good time, come join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you have to worry about is whether you’ll survive the next creeper attack or not!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

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The owner of the “SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Sleepy Steve’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, fear not because our server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll be so entertained that you won’t even have time to sleep! Who needs rest when you can be mining diamonds and battling creepers all night long?

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server and once built a roller coaster that goes straight to the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot.

So say goodbye to snooze-fest servers and hello to the most exhilarating Minecraft experience of your life! Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your sleep schedule ruined)!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Falling into the Void:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Pay Piggies Minecraft SMP Beta Cucks

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest one out there! We’ve got pay piggies, betas, and sicko cucks all looking to chat and have a good time. And if you’re into lolis, well, we’ve got that too (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Mana Transfer Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our wacky and wild server where magical girls run rampant and mana transferring is the norm!

Ever wondered why magical girls are always swapping mana like it’s nobody’s business? Well, on our server, it’s because the magical girl union requires them to do so in order to keep their powers in check. Plus, who doesn’t love a good mana swap with your bestie while fighting off evil mobs?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground magical girl fight club where you can test your skills against other players in epic battles of glitter and rainbows. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a magical girl summon a giant unicorn to trample her opponents.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the magical madness for yourself! Just be sure to watch out for the evil sorceresses trying to steal your powers – they’re a real buzzkill.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Charlottee’sMoleWasCuteMinecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with drama, romance, and questionable fashion choices! We have Charlottee, the queen bee of the server who is constantly changing her look to keep things interesting. One day she’s rocking a mole under her lip and massive fake tits, the next she’s gone all natural with a boring medium size. Who knows what she’ll do next! Will she start wearing a clown suit or dye her hair neon green? The possibilities are endless on our server. So come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and absurdity. You won’t regret it…probably.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Queen’s B Room Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us at the mysterious and wacky land of /b/ chatpic org/r/100rooms/#TheBallDrainer! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a room dedicated to the queen of /b/ herself! She rules with an iron fist and a diamond sword, so watch out! But that’s not all, folks. We also have a room called #TheBallDrainer, where you can test your skills in draining balls… wait, what? Yes, you heard that right. Drain balls like never before in this exhilarating challenge! So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in /b/ chatpic org/r/100rooms/#TheBallDrainer!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

The All the Way Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! We have a secret underground roller coaster that goes all the way to the Nether, where you can ride a ghast like a pony!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. Join us and you can ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens, clucking your way to victory!

And if you’re feeling really brave, you can take on the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. Who needs diamond armor when you have sheer determination and a healthy dose of insanity?

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few broken game mechanics). Who knows, you might just go all the way…to the loony bin!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Anti Depressants Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate party destination for all you block-loving crazies out there!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, secret quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, and don’t forget about our weekly llama rodeos where you can win a pet rainbow sheep!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the world’s tallest tower made entirely of TNT, where you can watch fireworks every night and witness the majestic explosions that light up the sky.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

My Calcu-Lashions Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw parties every night! Join us for a chance to boogie with the green guys and maybe even learn some sick dance moves yourself.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs who will take you on magical adventures through the skies. Who needs an elytra when you have a squadron of flying swine at your disposal?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server filled with stacks upon stacks of enchanted golden carrots. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a pack of mischievous baby zombies who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember to bring your dancing shoes and a healthy appetite for golden carrots!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

✅JoinProject✅Classic Survival🍀⚡WIP1.21⚡ Minecraft server

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Our project has a system of bonus points that can only be obtained by playing on the project, as well as by participating in activities and events! You can use them to buy gaming devices, chairs, and the like. High-quality hosting and well-thought-out economics will help you enjoy a comfortable game. Come in and have an unforgettable experience!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	40
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Kronmei Haters Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and you’ll find out why /vt/ hates kronmei – because we have the most outrageous and hilarious adventures waiting for you!

Picture this: you log onto the server and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly pets. Want to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Done. How about building a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled dungeon? Easy peasy.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Kronmei, a mythical creature who will challenge you to the craziest quests you’ve ever seen. Defeat him in a dance-off or outsmart him in a game of hide and seek, and you’ll earn rewards beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our server today and see why /vt/ is like this – because we’re the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Kai Cenat’s Mafiathon 2 Minecraft SMP – Subathon Announcement

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Attention all Minecraft players! Kai Cenat just announced his subathon (Mafiathon 2) during the Knicks vs Celtics game, and you know what that means – it’s time to join our epic Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you pass if you can beat them in a game of musical chairs. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has built an entire kingdom out of chicken coops and rules over it with an iron fist (or should I say, wing?). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your life!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	8776	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1