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PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4850
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2864
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Animals Bred:	131
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7011
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Star Shards Collected:	75	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Potions Brewed:	128

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	524
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	14

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2673
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Love Letters Sent:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Votes:	6690
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8697
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Dimension Hops:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	440
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Void Gems Collected:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Alien Abductions:	0

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2512
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragons Tamed:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	New Chunks Explored:	775673
Dragon Scales Harvested:	113	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Enchantments Applied:	235	Buildings Constructed:	48

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6088
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Ores Mined:	1984	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4990
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1397
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Animals Bred:	97
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4674
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8343

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.

NeuroCraft: Bio Mimic Neuron Fun

0.13 Hz, 147.1 Hz, artificial neuron, bio, biological processes, Concept, electrochemical, frequency range, Fun, Innovative, mimic, NeuroCraft, neuromorphic, neuromorphic perception system, neuron, organic electrochemical neurons, organic electrochemical transistors, Perception, real, scientists, semiconductor, System, vertical architecture

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	644
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	357
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	3

yOu gOtta jOin dis server, cuz we gOt scientists makin’ crazy sh*t like artificial electrochemical neurons dat mimic real biological processes. yOu can be a part of dis neuromorphic perception system and experience da power of organic electrochemical transistors. We got a vertical architecture dat will blow yo mind and a frequency range from 0.13 to 147.1 Hz. Join now and be a part of dis insane experiment, cuz who needs real life when you can have Minecraft craziness like dis!

Pixel Anime Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, animation, Anime, anime industry, Beloved, better, Childhood, classic, Cultural, Entertainment, fan favorite, Haven, iconic, japanese, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, PIXEL, Popular, Retro, Traditional, used to be, vintage

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3816
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29

Yo, bros, if you’re tired of watching anime and feeling like it’s just not hitting the same anymore, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated waifus that will make you question your reality and make you forget all about those disappointing new anime series.

Join us and experience a world where anime is still poppin’ and the adventures are endless. Plus, our creepers are dressed up as your favorite anime characters, so you never know who might blow up next!

Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of anime in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those creeper anime characters)!

SassyAnimalTalk – Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior study, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal communication skills, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal psychology, animal rudeness, Animal rudeness traits, animal social behavior, animal vocalization, Animals, Communication, Ethology, Minecraft, rude animals, SassyAnimalTalk, smp, species behavior, Talking Animals, zoology

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5967
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Ores Mined:	1366	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, the pigs on this server are so rude, they’re always oinking at you in a sassy way like “oink oink, get out of my way peasant” and the cows are mooing insults at you like “mooove over loser”. It’s like a farmyard full of mean girls, but in Minecraft form! And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they’re always baa-ing at you with attitude like “baaack off, I’m fabulous”. It’s a total zoo of sass and I love it! So come join us and experience the most savage animal kingdom in Minecraft history, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, they’re the worst, always clucking behind your back. #SavageAnimals #MinecraftDrama #JoinNowLOLZ 🐷🐮🐑🐔🐔🐔

Players:	97/300	Votes:	3749
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3