Broomstix: Where you can fly on Sundays and enchant your pet brooms. No wands allowed! Version 1.21

Allowed, Bartering economy, brooms, Broomstix, Cross-Play, Enchant, Fly, hard difficulty, java bedrock, Land claiming, Lead teleportation, Minecraft-Discord integration, pet, Private messaging, Protectionstones, Public market, pvp arena, Random teleportation, responsive staff, Server shops, smp, Sunday fly, SUNDAYS, Tricky Trials, Tutorial warps, Vanilla, Version, voting ranks, wands

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6412
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13

New Minecraft Servers

Minecraft Server Overview: Broomstix

Java & Bedrock IP	play.broomstix.net
Default ports
Discord server	https://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8
Online In-game map	https://map.broomstix.net/

Features:

Running with backwards compatibility on the latest Minecraft version: 1.21 Tricky Trials
Bedrock and Java cross-play (No Java account required)
Hard difficulty
Custom enchantments
Put a lead on mobs to teleport them
Free fly in the overworld every Sunday
ProtectionStones for land claiming
Bartering economy system
No grief
Exclusive main PvP arena with keep inventory
Random teleportation allowed in the overworld
In-game private messaging, homes and player to player teleportation
Minecraft-Discord integration to interact with the community even when away from the game
Responsive staff
Voting ranks and rewards
Server shops, a public market, and tutorial warps

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server compatible with both Java and Bedrock editions?	Yes, the server supports cross-play between Java and Bedrock without the need for a Java account.
What difficulty level is the server set to?	The server is set to hard difficulty.
Are there specific features like custom enchantments and land claiming?	Yes, the server offers custom enchantments and ProtectionStones for land claiming.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed on the server.
How can players interact and communicate on the server?	Players can use in-game private messaging, homes, and player-to-player teleportation commands.

RespawnReveal

after death analytics, Afterlife, afterlife measurements, beyond the grave stats, celestial numbers, data analysis, death analytics, eternal evaluation, eternal metrics, eternal scorecard, final numbers, final report, heavenly data, legacy metrics, life review, posthumous metrics, postmortem insights, RespawnReveal, soul statistics, spiritual analytics, statistics

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4162
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you see after you die is a sad little death message? Well, look no further, because on our server, you’ll get to see some seriously epic stats after you kick the bucket!

Picture this: you die in a blaze of glory after taking on a horde of creepers with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. And instead of just seeing “Player was blown up by Creeper,” you get a full breakdown of your final moments. How many blocks did you mine before meeting your untimely demise? How many mobs did you slay? How many times did you accidentally fall into lava because you’re a total klutz?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Resurrection Roulette” feature. When you die, instead of respawning at your bed or spawn point like a chump, you’ll be transported to a random location on the map. Will you end up in a lush jungle paradise or a desolate wasteland? It’s like playing Russian roulette with your respawn point!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience death like never before. Who knew dying in Minecraft could be so much fun?

KremlinKombatCraft

CASUALTIES, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, heavy, International, KremlinKombatCraft, Kursk, Military, News, north korean, Politics, Reports, russia, Russian, troop losses, Ukraine, Updates, War, world events, Zelenskiy

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1659
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT RUSSIAN AND NORTH KOREAN TROOPS FIGHTIN’ IN KURSK! IT’S LIKE A WARZONE BUT WITH BLOCKS AND CREEPERS! COME JOIN DA CHAOS AND SEE WHO WILL BE THE LAST BLOCK STANDING! ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF U WIN A BATTLE, U GET A PET CREEPER TO FOLLOW U AROUND AND EXPLODE ON UR ENEMIES! SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT HISTORY TOGETHER!

What is the IP for Elite Kick Minecraft Server?

Elite, kick, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	838
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Void Gems Collected:	15
Gods Slained:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Elite Kick is a premier kickboxing gym based in Los Angeles, known for its high-intensity workouts and exceptional coaching staff. Founded by former professional kickboxer, John Smith, Elite Kick offers a range of classes for individuals of all fitness levels, from beginners to advanced athletes. With a focus on technique, strength, and cardio training, Elite Kick provides a challenging yet supportive environment for members to achieve their fitness goals.

SURVIVAL | LESS THAN 20 YEARS OLD – BAN Minecraft server

Account.., Auto, Ban, banner, description, GIF, height, Lazy, LESS THAN 20, Minecraft, OWNER, Personal, Server, Survival, width

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5692
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8649	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL FOR LESS THAN 20 YEARS – BAN” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

w7.vanilla-box.ru

NorthSMP

bedrock, Community, Discord, Feedback, garage, germany, growth, host, invite, managers, MONEY, name tag, NorthSMP, Owners, PvP, Raiding, Semi Vanilla, Suggestions, TEAM, TpRandom, world border

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3107
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Towns Built:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Votes:	9610
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

Welcome to NorthSMP
Reason to join our SMP	Small Supportive Community, PvP And Raiding Allowed
Feedback and Suggestions	We always take feedback and suggestions. Invite your friends so this server grows.
World Border	75000×75000, will be increased later down the line if we get more players. TpRandom to up to 2000 blocks.
Owners And General Managers	Will be playing as just another player. Can set up a team name for your group to display on your name tag.
Server Address	NorthSMP.funserver.top:25598 Port 25598 for bedrock
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Where are the servers located?	A: Servers are located in Germany for now. Future plans to host a server in the owner’s garage if funds allow.
Q: Can I join with my friends?	A: Absolutely! Invite your friends to grow the server community.
Q: Are there any restrictions on gameplay?	A: PvP and raiding are allowed, but be respectful to fellow players.
Q: How can I provide feedback or suggestions?	A: Feel free to share your thoughts on Discord or in-game chat.
Q: Is there a limit to the world border size?	A: The current world border is 75000×75000 and may be increased with more players.

Mystic Realms United 1.21.3

1.21.3, American superiority, Argument, athletic excellence, cultural perceptions, facts, global icons, international competition, Media portrayal, mystic, narrative, Realms, russia, Russian inferiority, schizo imagination, Serena Williams, sharapova, sports rivalry, Stereotypes, Tennis legends, tennis players, United, united states

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9363
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Divine Spears Created:	16
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Buildings Constructed:	35

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the clash of Maria Sharapova and Serena Williams but in blocky pixel form.

You’ll see the supposed American superiority and supposed Russian inferiority play out in epic battles and build battles.

Forget reality, join us in the magical world of Minecraft where anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make sense.

Don’t argue with the facts, just join and have a crazy time with us. Let’s see who comes out on top in this wacky virtual world!

SisSwapDilemmaCraft

Divorce, engagement ring, family, family dynamics, grandmother, heirloom, Inheritance, jewelry, Marriage, Memories, personal choice, sentimental, sentimental value, sibling rivalry, SisSwapDilemmaCraft, sister, Support, Tough Decisions, tough love, tough times, tradition, Wedding

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8176
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Crops Grown:	6998
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your sister’s failed marriage? Look no further! Join our server where you can trade rings with your siblings, just like in this wild family tale.

On our server, you can wear virtual rings that remind you of your wedding day, lend them to friends for their special occasions, and even start a ring-swapping trend that will have everyone talking. Who needs heirlooms when you can have virtual bling that holds so many memories?

And if you ever get tired of your ring, you can sell it in-game or even dump it in the virtual ocean like in Titanic. The possibilities are endless on our server, where drama and diamonds go hand in hand.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more entertaining than a family feud over jewelry. Who knows, you might even find a ring that reminds you of your own virtual wedding day!

OrbitMC

Active Staff, Community, enter, Fun, get involved, Join, Linktr.ee, Linktree, Minecraft, OrbitMC, OrbitMC Staff Team, people, Play, Positive, Release, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Special perk, Whitelist

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7055
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	45845	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8371	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Love Letters Sent:	19	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

OrbitMC Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP
Season	Season 2 (upcoming)
Staff Team	Active and dedicated
Community	Fun and positive

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join OrbitMC?	Visit our Linktree at https://linktr.ee/orbitmc for ways to get involved and join the server.
How do I get whitelisted on the server?	Once you join, follow the instructions provided to get whitelisted and start playing on the Minecraft Server.
Are there any perks for joining before the server release?	Yes, players who join before the release may receive a special perk.

Ethereal Isles 1.20

13th Anniversary, 18+ patch, 3D-Printable Figurines, Alpha, Anon’s Sprites, Community Works, Desktop Katawas, Download, Ethereal, FANFICS, Font Rip, Hisao, Honey Select Anon’s Database, Isles, Katawa Booru, Katawa Crash, Katawa Shoujo, Katawa Shoujo General, Kenjivania, KSG, Map, Miki Route, opinion change, QoTT, Steam, Summer’s Clover, survey results, suzu, Val’s Content Dump, where are they now?

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9462
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Hey, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of deranged llamas on a sugar rush? Well, look no further because this server is like a twisted version of Katawa Shoujo on crack!

Join us for the 13th Anniversary of Katawa Shoujo, where we celebrate by building pixelated monuments to our favorite disabled waifus.

Forget boring old survival mode, here you can create your own Miki Route and date Suzu or Hisao in Summer’s Clover.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try out Kenjivania, a game within a game that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

So come on down to this server where the only limit is your own twisted imagination. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor, because things are about to get weirder than a chicken riding a pig into battle.

CraftyCashOnly

bills, Boundaries, budgeting, Communication, CraftyCashOnly, Enabling, financial struggles, friendship, groceries, Guilt, Job Opportunities, lending money, Meal, mutual friends, Rent, RESPONSIBILITY, saving for future, Support, tax refund, tough times, unsupportive

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2442
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	204
Divine Spears Created:	21	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Are you tired of friends constantly asking you for money in real life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about lending out your hard-earned virtual diamonds again!

Our server is filled with amazing adventures and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Build your own virtual empire, battle fierce mobs, and explore endless possibilities in a blocky world like no other.

And the best part? No one will ever ask you for money on our server! Say goodbye to awkward conversations and guilt trips from friends in need. Join us now and experience the freedom of a money-free virtual world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave your real-life financial woes behind. Trust us, it’s a decision you won’t regret!

Spectre Origins SMP

1.20.1, avian, Better Sleeping, chat friendly, Cheating, Community, elytrian, ender dragon, enderian, Exploration, Graves, Griefing, Minecraft, Modded, Origins, quality of life, redstone engineers, Respect, Server, smp, Spectre, Survival, teamwork

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7493
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	18	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Minecraft Server Overview:

Version	1.20.1
Mods	Origins (key feature of the server) QoL Mods (like Graves, Better Sleeping, Carry On)
Rules	Respect other players and their builds. No griefing or cheating. Keep chat friendly. Help each other out if you can!

DISCORD: https://discord.gg/zX7xNF4qsB

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Why Join Us?

Only about a week old
No Ender Dragon Defeated: We haven’t tackled the Ender Dragon yet! If you love the progression of survival and want to experience a server where everything is still fresh, come join in. Maybe we can all group up for the big fight soon!
Friendly Community: We’re a laid-back bunch looking for people who want to build cool bases, explore together, and just hang out. Cooperation and camaraderie are definitely encouraged.
Origins Mod Variety: Picking an origin changes how you play—from phasing through walls to teleporting or gliding through the skies. It creates unique interactions and encourages teamwork.
Quality of Life Extras: Minor improvements like easier inventory management or better sleeping mechanics. We want to keep things mostly vanilla while smoothing out little annoyances.
Active & Inclusive: We’re looking to grow a community, so we welcome anyone—casual players, builders, redstone engineers, or explorers.

Enchanted Beauty 1.21.2

1.21.2, beauty, Confidence, deserving, deserving admiration, deserving affection, deserving appreciation, deserving attention, deserving happiness, deserving love, deserving recognition, deserving respect, deserving validation, effortlessly beautiful, Enchanted, girl, love, relationship, self love, self worth, Standards, worthiness

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3590
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Farms Harvested:	929	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Villages Defended:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20

So like, if you wanna find a girl who is like, totally effortlessly beautiful, then you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro. I mean, who needs real life when you can find your dream girl in blocky pixel form, amirite?

Plus, like, you totally deserve it, man. You’ve been mining and crafting for so long, it’s about time you found your Minecraft soulmate. And let’s be real, she’s gonna be a total blocky babe.

So come on, join the server and start building your pixelated paradise with your perfect pixel princess. It’s like Tinder, but with creepers and diamonds. Trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

BabyCreeper Minecraft Server

aita, Allergies, BabyCreeper, beach front, bedding, Birth, Cafés, dust, eateries, Eczema, family holiday house, flare-ups, heavily pregnant, Minecraft, Nature, newborn baby, partner, rooms, Server, sister, skin allergies

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1913
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	New Chunks Explored:	673650
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Dimension Hops:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value personal space and comfort just like this player values their room at their holiday house! Join us and never worry about giving up your precious room to anyone, not even your sister and her newborn baby.

Our server is like a virtual holiday house, but without the dust and allergies. Build your dream home, explore the beachfront, and enjoy the great cafes and eateries we have to offer. And don’t worry, no one will ever ask you to give up your room for a baby – unless, of course, you want to build a nursery in Minecraft!

So come join us and experience the ultimate relaxation and freedom to do whatever you want in our virtual paradise. Who needs a dusty holiday house when you can have a Minecraft server that’s always clean and ready for you to enjoy?

NaggingNeighborNoMoreMC

Accommodation, Assistance, Boundaries, family lifestyle, Help, INCONVENIENCE, Kids, me time, moms, nagging, NaggingNeighborNoMoreMC, neighbor, neighbor’s kid, parenting, Parenting styles, Requests, Safety, School, selfish, stay at home mom

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7829
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of dealing with annoying neighbors and their even more annoying kids? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise! No more nagging about explicit lyrics or trampoline rules – on our server, you make the rules!

Join now and experience the freedom of being able to parent however you want without judgment from the neighborhood moms. Build your dream world, explore new lands, and never have to watch someone else’s kid again! Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life drama. Plus, who knows, you might even find some virtual friends who actually get along with your kids. So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to Sue and her mom forever!

DeathDateSMP – YOLO Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Choices, consequences, control, Curiosity, death, DeathDateSMP, destiny, existentialism, fate, fear, Future, Legacy, Life decisions, Longevity, Minecraft, mortality, personal beliefs, philosophical questions, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, smp, uncertainty, yolo

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3768
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s gonna blow your mind! We have like, diamond armor for days and the craziest mobs you’ve ever seen. One time, a creeper rode a spider into battle and it was like, the most epic thing ever.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hidden all over the map, guarded by evil villagers with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken of Destiny, who grants you three wishes (but only if one of them is for more chicken).

And get this, we have a roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back, with twists and turns that will make you scream like a little girl. Plus, our PvP arena is lit AF, with lava traps and TNT cannons that will make you question your sanity.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who cares about those anyway?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret, I promise.