Broomstix

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6503
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Emeralds Found:	4909	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	play.broomstix.net
Default ports	–
Discord server	Join Discord
Online In-game map	Visit Map

Features:

Running on Minecraft version 1.21.4: The Pale Garden
Bedrock and Java cross-play
Hard difficulty
Custom enchantments
Free fly in the overworld every Sunday
ProtectionStones for land claiming
Bartering economy system
No griefing allowed
Main PvP arena with keep inventory
Random teleportation in the overworld
In-game private messaging and player teleportation
Minecraft-Discord integration
Responsive staff
Voting ranks and rewards
Server shops, public market, and tutorial warps

FAQ

Q: Is there cross-play between Bedrock and Java versions?

A: Yes, there is cross-play available on our server, and no Java account is required.

Q: Can players use custom enchantments on the server?

A: Yes, we have custom enchantments available for players to use.

Q: Are players allowed to teleport mobs using leads?

A: Players can teleport mobs by putting a lead on them.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed on our server.

Q: Are there any special events or features on the server?

A: We offer free fly in the overworld every Sunday, a main PvP arena with keep inventory, and more.

Boomer vs Zoomer Minecraft Server

ADHD Rage, Adult Kids, aita, boomer, Boomer Grandparents, christmas, Communication Issues, dementia, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, generational differences, holiday plans, hurtful words, in-laws, maternal grandparents, Minecraft, Moving, parenting challenges, Paternal Grandparents, Server, Yell, Zoomer

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5051
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Villages Defended:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of this family feud.

Witness the epic battle between the maternal and paternal grandparents as they fight for holiday supremacy. Will the declining grandfather with dementia steal the show, or will the mother-in-law’s new house be the ultimate game-changer?

Experience the thrill of ADHD rage firsthand as you navigate through the chaos and drama of this dysfunctional family. Will you choose to cut off the paternal grandparents like the oldest daughter, or will you stand by your in-laws no matter what?

Join now for a server experience like no other, where every decision you make could lead to more drama and excitement. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to keep you entertained? Let the madness begin!

CraftyMILThief – SuperHurt

aita, best buy, Boundaries, Camcorder, casino merch, Christmas shopping, CraftyMILThief, DAUGHTER, family drama, gift giving, gift stealing, Hoarding, hurt feelings, husband, in-laws, kids gifts, Memory card, mother-in-law, Son, SuperHurt, video games, vlogging camera

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9250
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8946	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of your mother-in-law stealing your shopping items and giving them to your kids as gifts? Look no further! Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where you can build, mine, and craft without any interference from meddling in-laws.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax after dealing with family drama. Plus, we have a special event where players can compete to see who can build the most extravagant shopping mall without any interference from hoarding relatives.

So come join us and leave the real world behind for a while. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual peace and quiet away from the chaos of holiday shopping and overbearing in-laws. See you in the game!

SpaceJamCraft

China, cyber warfare, defense strategy, disrupt, electronic warfare, jammers, military conflict, military satellites, military technology, national defense, national security, SATCOM signals, satellite communication, satellite jamming, space operations, space security, space technology, Space warfare, SpaceJamCraft, US Space Force, US-China relations

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4196
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s out of this world? well, this server is so lit that even the US Space Force is using jammers to try and disrupt it! they’re like, “we gotta stop these players from dominating the galaxy with their epic builds and crazy redstone contraptions!” but we’re like, “nah bro, we’re unstoppable!” join now and be part of the intergalactic showdown between gamers and the government. who will come out on top? only one way to find out, dude. come join the madness and show the world that minecraft players are the true rulers of the universe!

Crafty Chatterbox Server

ai, Artificial Intelligence, chatbot, chatterbox, Communication, communication skills, Conversation, Crafty, daily conversations, dialogue, human interaction, Interaction, Language Model, language processing, Large, machine learning, majority, Natural Language Processing, Server, Simple, Speech, Technology, Understanding

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5913
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Votes:	973
Players Killed by Monsters:	4594	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	136
Alien Abductions:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	36
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	11

hEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE THIS SERVER IS LIT AF!

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS RAINING FROM THE SKY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS THROW EPIC PARTIES!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN DO BACKFLIPS? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE! LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, BABY! WOOHOO! 🎉🐷🚀

Cell Block YAP: CancerCraft

BLOCK, cancer progression, cancer research, cancer therapy, CancerCraft, Cell, cell biology, cell invasion, cell mechanics, cell migration, cell multiplication, Cell Proliferation, Cell signaling, cell stiffness, cell transformation, new treatments, Nucleus, oncology, research, stiffening of cell environment, tumor growth, Yap, Yes-associated protein

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8756
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered the secret to curing cancer with blocks and pixels! our players have unlocked the power of Yes-associated protein (YAP) to defeat any enemy in their path. we have crazy battles where players fight with cells and nuclei to save the world from cancerous mobs. join us now and be a part of this revolutionary journey to save the minecraft universe!

EpicWorld

Adventure, bedrock, Bosses, city building, Class, Community, Cross-Play, Empire, EpicWorld, Friends, java, level up, Minecraft, multiplayer, Play, PvE, Quests, Roleplay, RPG elements, Server, smp, Survival, Trade, version 1.21.3

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5401
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Votes:	2803	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Towns Built:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	444	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46

EpicWorld is the ultimate SMP with RPG Elements on Minecraft ! No mods required to play!

Choose the class that matches your style and explore a vast, immersive world alongside thousands of other players. Level up, trade, defeat bosses, and uncover the secrets hidden in exciting quests. Build your city and expand your empire with your friends. The adventure awaits!

Join the friendliest community on both Java and Bedrock

ip: play.epicworld.gg bedrock: bedrock.epicworld.gg version: 1.21.3

play.epicworld.gg

Bismarck

agriculture, bismarck, building, Earth, Economy, Food, Immersive Engineering, Medieval, Minecraft, Modded, muskets, PvP, Resources, Server, small ships, stock market, valkyien skies, WIN, workers, Year 1836

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3329
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

Bismarck Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Bismarck is a Modded Medieval Earth Server that takes place in the Year 1836. It features pre-claimed Nations, colonization, politics, diplomacy, trade, economy, stock market, roleplay, building, and PVP.
Features	Stock Market Economy Create Valkyien Skies Immersive Engineering Muskets Small Ships Recruits – Workers Many Food/Agriculture Mods Many Building Mods
Links	Modlist Dynmap Minecraft Server IP Discord Server

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is Bismarck Minecraft Server?	Bismarck is a Modded Medieval Earth Server set in the Year 1836 with pre-claimed Nations and various features including colonization and politics.
What are some server features?	Some features include Stock Market, Economy, Valkyien Skies, Immersive Engineering, Muskets, and more.
Where can I find the modlist?	You can view the modlist here.
How can I join the server?	You can join the Minecraft Server by using the IP Address: bismarck.minecraft.bz.
Where can I find more information about the server and modpack?	You can find more information on our Discord Server.

Clone Sharpshooter’s Domain 1.21.4

1.21.4, Action Figure, Army, battle, CLONE, Clone Sharpshooter, clone trooper, collectible, Domain, fictional character, Galactic, long range, marksman, Precision, Sci Fi, Sharpshooter, sharpshooters, sniper, Soldier, Star Wars, Target, Toy, weapon

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3723
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	8773	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got Clone Sharpshooters shootin’ arrows like there’s no tomorrow!

I mean, who wouldn’t wanna be on a server where you can witness clones with mad archery skills goin’ ham on mobs and other players?

It’s like a freakin’ action movie up in here, except you get to be a part of the chaos and destruction!

So, if you’re lookin’ for some adrenaline-pumping, arrow-flying, clone-battlin’ fun, then this server is the place to be, my dude!

Minecraft SMP /ksg/ Katawa Shoujo General

#pantsu, 18+ patch, 3D-Printable Katawa Figurines, Anon’s Sprites, Backup KS Download, Christmas edition, Community Works, Desktop Katawas, Font Rip, general, Hisao, Honey Select Anon’s Database, katawa, Katawa Booru, Katawa Crash, Katawa Shoujo General, Kenjivania, KS Alpha, KS fanfics, KSG, KSG FAQ, KSG Map, Master Pastebin, Miki Route, Minecraft, Official Website, PRESENT, QoTT, Shoujo, smp, Steam page, Summer’s Clover, survey results, suzu, Val’s Content Dump, Where Are 4LS Now

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4756
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Votes:	2900	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Animals Bred:	81
Alien Abductions:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Villages Defended:	13

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the routes in Katawa Shoujo.

Looking for a present for your katawa? Look no further, because on this server, you can gift them the most outrageous and hilarious items you can think of. From diamond swords to enchanted golden apples, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret Miki Route hidden somewhere in the depths of the server. Will you be brave enough to embark on this epic quest and date Suzu or Hisao in the game? Only the most daring players will uncover the truth!

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try out our custom Katawa Crash mini-game? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and obstacles that will test your skills and patience like never before. Trust us, you won’t be able to stop laughing (or crying) as you navigate through this wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey through the world of Katawa Shoujo and Minecraft, where anything is possible and chaos reigns supreme. Don’t miss out on the fun – come and be a part of our crazy community today!

StepDadSavageFamWars

bbq, bodyshaming, Boundaries, cutting contact, family disrespect, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, family relationships, feeling like nobody, gift exchange, Outsider, seeking validation, Self Respect, standing up for yourself, step dad, step dad’s mother, step dad’s side, StepDadSavageFamWars, teenage struggles, weight comments

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4910
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Emeralds Found:	1805
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2

Are you tired of feeling like an outsider in your own family? Join our Minecraft server and become part of a new, crazy, and welcoming community! We don’t care if you’re blood-related or not, as long as you bring your building skills and sense of humor to the table.

Our server is like a dysfunctional family, but in a fun way! Imagine building a castle with your stepdad (let’s call him Steve) while his mom and sister try to sabotage your creations. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

Forget about family drama and join us for some epic adventures and hilarious moments. Who needs a Christmas dinner exchange when you can have a virtual feast with your new Minecraft family? Plus, we promise not to body shame you or forget your birthday – virtual gifts for everyone!

So come on, leave the real world behind and dive into our wacky Minecraft server. Who needs a blood family when you can have a blocky one instead? Let’s build, laugh, and create memories together – no apologies needed!

Crafty911Mishap

911, accident, ambulance, Crafty911Mishap, Crisis, dispatcher, emergency, emergency assistance, emergency call, emergency dispatch, emergency protocol, emergency response, emergency services, emergency situation, Fire department, first responders, Help, law enforcement, medical emergency, Panic, Police

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1265
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	117
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Zombie Dances:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Ever called 911 and ended up in a Minecraft server instead? Well, that’s exactly what happens on our server! Join us for a wild ride where emergency calls lead to epic adventures in blocky worlds. Forget police and firefighters, we’ve got creepers and zombies to deal with! So next time you need help, just dial 911 and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

MinecraftOffline

Anarchy, cheating allowed, Community, Custom Plugins, Discord, Economy, European, finland, Grief Rollbacks, Hardware, intel, low latency, MinecraftOffline, Network, Performance, PvP, Raiding, RAM, semi anarchy, Semi Vanilla, SSD, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6137
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Enchantments Applied:	172	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5

MinecraftOffline Server Overview

General Details
Address: minecraftoffline.net
Version: 1.21.1
Permanent world – no resets
Cheating and griefing allowed, but no spamming
Admins may use discretion on grief rollbacks
Custom written plugins for unique gameplay experiences
Based in Finland. Ideal for European players who want low latency

High-Performance Hardware
Intel XEON E-2276G Processor
2x 960GB NVMe SSDs
64GB DDR4 ECC RAM
1 Gbit Network (Intel I219-LM)

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/a83FESY3jF

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server using the address minecraftoffline.net and version 1.21.1.

Q: Are there any resets on the world?

A: The world is permanent with no resets.

Q: Are cheating and griefing allowed on the server?

A: Yes, cheating and griefing are allowed, but spamming is not permitted.

Q: What kind of hardware does the server use?

A: The server uses high-performance hardware including an Intel XEON E-2276G Processor, 2x 960GB NVMe SSDs, 64GB DDR4 ECC RAM, and a 1 Gbit Network (Intel I219-LM).

Trans Movement Civil War 1.21.4

1.21.4, Argument, Bans, Civil, civil war, conservative agenda, cultural clash, demoralized white men, extremism, false hope, fighting for Israel, foot soldiers, genital mutilation, identity politics, movement, Political unrest, social battle, societal division, Trans, trans lunacy, trans movement, transgender rights, trump, War, White America

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5753
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Mines Excavated:	4884
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’ll make you question everything! Are you ready to nurture an atmosphere of chaos and fun? Ban genital mutilation or embrace it – the choice is yours! Our server is the perfect place to find the middle ground between extremes, leaving everyone slightly confused and entertained. Who needs a civil war when you can battle it out in Minecraft instead?

Demoralized white men, rejoice! Our server is here to give you false hope and distract you from the real world with epic adventures. Fight for Israel or fight against “trans lunacy” – the possibilities are endless! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Seething Over Go Minecraft SMP

2024.., 2024Kek, 2024Kek kino, 216, 216 seething, 216 seething over, 216 seething over Go, G.., go, Go>/g/, Kek, Kek kino, Kino, Minecraft, Seething, seething over, seething over Go, seething over Go>/g/, smp

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4709
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of memes and madness! Join us and you’ll find yourself seething with excitement as you battle it out with the legendary Go/g/ 2024Kek – a mythical creature said to be half meme, half monster, and all chaos!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret stash of enchanted diamond pickaxes that can mine through bedrock like butter. Will you be the one to uncover this treasure and become the ultimate mining master?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?) Let’s make Minecraft great again, one meme at a time!

GhostCraft: No RSVP Needed!

academic pressure, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, Decision making, emotional boundaries, family dynamics, family expectations, financial dependence, ghostcraft, household responsibilities, INDEPENDENCE, Leaving Home, living abroad, Needed, personal growth, RSVP, self-care, sibling issues, student visa struggles, support system, toxic relationships, work-life balance

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4114
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Ores Mined:	9714	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy family drama? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and ridiculous stories that will make you forget all about your sister’s never-ending demands.

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about getting kicked out for standing up for yourself. Plus, our community is so supportive that you’ll never have to babysit anyone’s kids unless you want to build a daycare in-game!

So leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant potato. Join now and let the blocky madness begin!