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| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 9887 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 15 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 12 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
We promise no one will accuse you of being arrogant or stupid here – unless, of course, you build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds. In that case, we might have to reconsider.
And don’t worry about lending money to anyone for document processing – our virtual currency is as plentiful as the blocks in our world. Your stay-at-home husband can even join in on the fun and start his own virtual business selling virtual goods. Who needs a real job when you can make a living selling pixelated pickaxes?
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a spaceship. And remember, in our world, saying no to lending money is always the right choice – unless it’s to a virtual villager in need of a loan for a new enchanted sword. Happy crafting!
