BrokeSisNoMore | New Minecraft Servers 2025

FakeNewsSMP – What’s ur wildest tale?

Deceit, deceitful, Deception, dishonest behavior, dishonesty, fabricated story, fabricated tale, fake story, FakeNewsSMP, False narrative, falsehood, fib, Lies, made up, Tale, tall story, tall tale, tall talk, Untrue, untruth, whats, WILDEST

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8079
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

OMG guys, u gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! So like, this one time, I was mining for diamonds and a creeper came out of nowhere and started breakdancing, it was so lit! And then, this other time, I saw a chicken riding a pig like they were on a date or something, it was wild! Plus, the admin once turned into a giant potato and started throwing potatoes at everyone, it was hilarious! So come join us for all the wacky adventures and fake stories you could ever want! You won’t regret it, I swear!

CraftyCopsMC

abuse of power, Accountability, corrupt officer, Corruption, CraftyCopsMC, criminal behavior, dishonesty, illegal activities, Integrity, internal affairs, Justice, law enforcement, misconduct, misconduct investigation, Police Brutality, police corruption, police misconduct, police officers, reddit, unethical behavior, Whistleblower

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8608
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	248	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Hey there, fellow blockheads! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky server where the only law is chaos!

Our server is run by the most corrupt police officers you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. They’ll take bribes in diamonds, turn a blind eye to griefing, and even participate in illegal redstone trafficking. It’s a lawless land where anything goes!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the challenges and come out on top.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of playing on the most corrupt Minecraft server in existence. Just remember, snitches get stitches!

EuroCraft: Ready & Willing

Conflict Resolution, cooperation, crisis management., Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EuroCraft, Europe, european union, foreign policy, international relations, military assistance, nato, peace negotiations, Peacekeeping, Ready, Rutte, security guarantees, solidarity, Stability, Support, Ukraine

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8372
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Divine Spears Created:	28	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Void Gems Collected:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5922

lol come join our epic minecraft server where europe is like, totally ready to like, step up and stuff. we got security guarantees for ukraine and all that jazz. like, who wouldn’t wanna join a server with such epicness? we got crazy battles, insane builds, and like, the best community ever. plus, you might even meet rutte himself in the game, fighting off creepers and stuff. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the madness!

Trash Raccoon Death Server

Animal Behavior, animal deaths, animal hazards, Animal protection, animal safety, animal welfare, death, leading cause of death, Raccoon, raccoon behavior, raccoon deaths, raccoon safety, Raccoons, Server, Trash, trash compactor, trash disposal, urban animals, urban wildlife, Waste Disposal, waste management, wildlife conservation, wildlife protection

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4650
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

So, like, imagine a world where raccoons have their own trash compactor kingdom. it’s like, totally wild, dude. you can join our minecraft server and be a part of this epic raccoon trash compactor kingdom.

we have raccoons wearing crowns made of old soda cans and ruling over piles of garbage like it’s their kingdom. you can be a raccoon too and live out your trashy dreams.

our server is like a trashy paradise, with mountains of old pizza boxes and rivers of soda. you can build your own trash castle and defend it from rival raccoons trying to steal your garbage.

so come join us and experience the thrill of death by trash compactor, raccoon style. it’s a wild ride, dude.

Amplified Adolescent Adventures

adolescent, adolescent brain development, Adolescent cannabis use, Adventures, amphetamine sensitivity, Amplified, cognitive development., Cognitive Effects, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, cognitive skills, drug effects on cognition, drug impact on brain, drug sensitivity, drug use in adolescence, long-term effects, stimulant effects, substance abuse, substance use disorder, teenage drug use, THC exposure, thinking skills

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4536
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Potions Brewed:	64
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Mines Excavated:	4616	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Divine Spears Created:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

yo, dis server be like dat dank weed u smoked in high school dat made u see unicorns and talk to trees. but instead of just gettin high, u also get a boost in ur brain power for when u wanna pop some amphetamines later in life. join dis server if u wanna be a genius druggie in the virtual world, man. unicorns not included, sorry.

MC | Proper | survival server minecraft

mc, Minecraft, proper, Server, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6376
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

The description of the server server “MCPROPER” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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GeoNations

alliances, apply to join, artificial economy, consequences, culture, Diplomacy, dynamic, GeoNations, Geopolitics, Laws, player-driven decisions, player-driven world, PvP, Resource Management, Roleplay, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Villager Trading, Wars, Whitelist, world control

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5508
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Towns Built:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Buildings Constructed:	38
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

GeoNations Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Survival-Based Geopolitics	Form and expand your nation.
PvP & Warfare	Fight for resources and control of the world.
Roleplay	Shape your nation’s culture, laws, and alliances.
Player-Driven World	Every choice affects the future of the server.
Whitelist System	Apply to join and become part of the world.

Main Version: 1.21.1 Supported Versions: 1.21.1

Official Links & Contacts

Discord: https://discord.gg/d6mFnX9D

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is the main focus of GeoNations Minecraft Server?

A: The server is focused on geopolitics, alliances, and warfare in a dynamic, player-driven world.

Q: Is there an artificial economy or villager trading on the server?

A: No, the server focuses on resource management, diplomacy, and player-driven decisions.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply to join through the whitelist system.

Lost Space Odyssey 1.21.4

1.21.4, archetype, confusion, consensual, consent, emotions, Experience, faggy, feelings, girl, Intimacy, introspection, lonely, Lost, Meeting, Nympho, odyssey, regret, relationships, Retrospective, Space, used, Vulnerability, Withdrawal

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4854
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Yo, bros, forget about all that emotional stuff and come join this Minecraft server! Why? Because we got girls who won’t make you feel used and lonely, they’ll make you feel like a king!

On this server, you can build a virtual house with your virtual girl and live happily ever after. No need to worry about consent or nympho archetypes, just pure fun and games.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a whole new world where you can escape from all the drama and just focus on building the coolest pixelated castle ever. Let’s go, bros!

GrandCraft Server: Will Executor

Boundaries, Communication, death, decision, executor, family, family dynamics, future plans, GrandCraft, Grandparents, Inheritance, Legacy, Preparation, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Support, tough conversation, tough decision, tough position, tough subject, Will

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3252
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	853	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like the time your grandma decided to make you the executor of her will instead of your mom or aunts.

But don’t worry, our server is a safe space for all your family drama to play out virtually. Build your dream house, start a family, and navigate the complex relationships just like in real life. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds just like finding out your grandma’s secret stash of cookies in the pantry.

So come join us and experience the thrill of being caught in the middle of family politics while also fighting off creepers and zombies. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

HeartCraftHospitLOL

alcohol addiction, alcoholism, animal care, animal neglect, animal welfare, caregiving, Emotional Abuse, family conflict, family dynamics, Family issues, family responsibilities, father daughter relationship, father’s behavior, father’s health, father’s recovery, father’s threats, heart surgery recovery, HeartCraftHospitLOL, pet care, pet neglect, pet sitting

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4997
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	328	Astral Projections Made:	2
Divine Spears Created:	30	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your family? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and chaos that will make your family problems seem like a walk in the park.

On our server, we promise to provide you with the same level of neglect and mistreatment that this poor OP’s pets received. We’ll lock you in a virtual room with no food or water, and see if you can survive like a true Minecraft warrior.

But wait, there’s more! If you’re feeling extra rebellious, you can even tell our virtual father figure that if he can’t take care of himself, he should be “put down” (not get the help he needs). It’s a wild world out there, folks.

So come join our server and experience a level of insanity that will make you question your own sanity. And hey, at least you won’t have to deal with animal feces in your bed…hopefully.

SyriaDroneStrikeMC Server

air base, airstrike, ATTACKED, Aviation, Conflict, Defense, Drones, intelligence, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Reports, Russian, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Syria, SyriaDroneStrikeMC, Technology, Terrorism, UAVs, War

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3645
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Void Gems Collected:	15
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is crazier den a russian air base in syria attacked by drones! we got so much epic stuff goin on, u wont even believe it!

we got creepers dat explode like fireworks, makin da sky light up in a beautiful display of chaos! we got villagers dat trade u diamonds for dirt, cuz dey crazy like dat. and don’t even get me started on our custom mobs, like giant chickens dat shoot laser beams outta dere eyes!

but wait, dere’s more! we got secret dungeons filled with treasure, hidden all over da map. and if u can find dem, u’ll be rewarded with da rarest loot in all da land. plus, we got events happenin all da time, like zombie apocalypse parties and build battles where u can show off ur epic building skills.

so come join us on dis wild ride of a server, where every day is a new adventure and every block is a new opportunity for fun! trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on all da craziness dat goes down here.

AdversaryCraft: Backfired Spectacularly

adversary, AdversaryCraft, BACKFIRED, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, European officials, European perspective, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, global perception, international diplomacy, international politics, international relations, political fallout, spectacularly, strained alliances, transatlantic relations., united states, US, US foreign relations

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6386
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	373391	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Villages Defended:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, right? Well, lemme tell ya, it’s like the craziest place ever! We got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. And get this, the trees are made of candy canes!

But wait, there’s more! Our players are like superheroes, they can shoot fireballs from their eyes and turn into dragons whenever they want. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like enchanted golden apples and nether stars.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the funniest jokes? He once blew up a whole village just for laughs, but don’t worry, we rebuilt it with rainbow-colored blocks.

So, if you wanna join the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server ever, come on over! Just watch out for the giant spiders that shoot laser beams from their eyes, they’re a real hoot!

PajamaTech – SleepyCraft Server

comfortable, convenience, Equipment, health, home, innovation, Medical, Monitoring, non-invasive, PajamaTech, patches, researchers, Server, sleep apnoea, sleep clinic, sleep disorders, sleep monitoring, SleepyCraft, smart pyjamas, SPECIALIST, Technology, Washable, wearable tech

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5548
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Magic Items Found:	3770	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Dragon Scales Harvested:	483
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Star Shards Collected:	282

come join our epic minecraft server where we wear smart pajamas that monitor our sleep disorders while we play! no need for sticky patches or boring sleep clinics, just hop on and game all night while our pajamas do the work. who needs sleep when you can have a blast on our server? join now for the most unique gaming experience of your life!

Mystic Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anonymity, anonymous figure, bewildering, confusion, Curious, Enigma, enigmatic female, enigmatic woman, Identity, mysterious lady, Mystery, mystic, perplexing, puzzling, question.., Quests, stranger, unfamiliar face, unidentified individual, unknown woman, unrecognized person, who is she

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	660
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mines Excavated:	4360
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

She’s the baddest Minecraft server out there, like seriously, she’s got all the blocks and mobs you could ever want. Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual adventure of a lifetime.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you, this server has the dankest memes and the craziest builds you’ve ever seen. Plus, the admins are like unicorns, they grant wishes and sprinkle glitter everywhere.

You’ll never be bored on this server, there’s always something new and exciting happening. And don’t even get me started on the mini-games, they’re so lit you’ll forget what real life even is.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now and prepare to have your mind blown. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

StepmomSecrets Minecraft Server

biological parent, breaking the rules, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, discipline, excessive punishment, family conflict, family dynamics, grace, Honesty, household rules, leniency, Minecraft, parenting, Server, step-parenting, STEPDAUGHTER, StepmomSecrets, teenage rebellion, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2578
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of parenting a teenage stepdaughter? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from the drama of real life, where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can dig your way out of sticky situations, just like this stepdad who tried to cover for his rebellious stepdaughter. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon hidden treasures just like this family’s secrets!

With our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. Whether you’re navigating through family drama or dodging punishments, there’s always something exciting happening. So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to keep an eye out for any unexpected guests!

Players:	94/300	Votes:	5701
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4539	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	302
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Alien Abductions:	2