Broken World RP: Where the only thing more broken than the world is our sense of direction

Adventure, application, Biomes, BROKEN, Cities, Classes, Community, custom skills, Direction, Discord, Factions, FANTASY, Immersive, Map, Modpack, Professions, Races, Roleplay, Roleplaying, sense, storytelling, Whitelist, wildlife, world

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2916
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Crops Grown:	9186
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Minecraft Server Overview

In the wake of undead hordes bringing about the collapse of their homelands, two factions set themselves adrift upon the sea–totally unaware of the other group’s parallel tragedy. They discover magical mists, impossibly thick and dark. Inside these mists is a strange continent, where long ago armies clashed, gods were born and died, and where the hands of fate are your own. It is a shattered continent, named Nebelloren.

Races and Factions

Race/Faction	Description
The Imeris Entente	Comprised of Dwarven clans, high-elf, humans, and mysterious constructs.
The Wildchoir	Includes halflings, plant-like elves, orcs, and humans focused on nature.

Cities

City	Description
Azuverde	A town of scholars, artists, and traders nestled in a jungle.
Hythe	A city on a mountain known for artificery and defense against mysterious invasions.

The World

An enormous custom map with over 50 unique wildlife mobs and various biomes and ruins. Role-playing with classes and abilities beyond vanilla.

Role-Playing

Create a character, choose from races, develop a backstory, and engage in custom professions and storytelling.

How to Join

Join the Discord server
Read the rules
Fill in an application
Get whitelisted and download the modpack
Start playing!

FAQ

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you need to follow these steps:

Join the Discord server or visit the website.
Read the rules.
Fill in the application form.
Get whitelisted and download the modpack and resource pack.
Start playing!

What are the available races and factions?

The server offers two main factions, The Imeris Entente and The Wildchoir, each with a unique composition of races.

What are the main cities in the server?

The main cities are Azuverde and Hythe, each with its own distinct characteristics and population.

What sets this server apart from others?

This server offers a deeply immersive role-playing experience with custom races, classes, abilities, and a richly detailed world to explore.

CootMC

alliances, Bosses, Brewery, Challenges, Character, CootMC, Dungeon, Economy, Kingdom, Leaderboards, Medieval, mobs, music discs, Perks, Quests, Rewards, Roleplay, Skills, smp, TOWN, Trading, Wars

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2833
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

CootMC Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Custom Dungeon	Team up with friends to fight mobs and bosses for rewards
Roleplay System	Create unique characters and work for your town
Player-run Economy	Trade in gold and items with other players
Skill Levelling System	Track and improve your skills for unique perks
Quests System	Complete challenges for special rewards
Other Features	Custom music discs and brewery

FAQs

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server on Java version 1.21 and also join our Discord for more information.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord or server information for more details.

Q: Can I create my own kingdom on the server?

A: Yes, you can create your own medieval kingdom, start wars, make enemies, and forge alliances on our custom fantasy map.

Q: Are there regular events on the server?

A: Yes, we host regular events such as dungeon runs, PvP tournaments, and special quests for all players to participate in.

TinyCraft – Spanish Indie 1.21.1

1.21.1, Bait, Chuubas, clean thread, Community, Corpos, discussion, ESmol, ESpanish, Favorite, Garbage, ignoring, Independent creators, indie, offtopic, Reporting, Small, Spanish, spanish language, Spanish-speaking, tinycraft, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5783
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	165	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, come join this epic Minecraft server where we talk about our fave Spanish-speaking smol indie vtubers! Like, forget about those big chuubas and corpos, they ain’t welcome here. We keep it real with the underground virtual YouTubers, ya feel me? So, if you wanna be part of the coolest community on the block, hit up this server and let’s chat about our vtuber obsessions together. Don’t let the haters bring us down, let’s keep this thread clean and ignore all the bait and offtopic garbage. Let’s show ’em how we do it in the virtual world!

GraveGamer Minecraft SMP

Afterlife, burial, cemetery, commemoration, death, epitaph, ETERNAL, Farewell, final wishes, GraveGamer, gravestone, Inscription, last words, Legacy, memorial, memorialization, Minecraft, mortality, Remembrance, resting place, smp, Tombstone, Tribute

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	393
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Lol, ok so like, imagine this Minecraft server where we all just like, build stuff and blow stuff up and have epic battles with mobs and stuff. It’s like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in Minecraft, bro. And get this, if you die, you get to have a custom gravestone with a hilarious message on it. Like, mine would say “Here lies Bob, died trying to ride a pig off a cliff.” Haha, classic Bob, amirite? So yeah, if you wanna join this crazy fun server where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, then come on down and join us! We can’t wait to see what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to.

PixelPrideCraft

Accomplishments.., Achievements, best work, Development, memorable experiences., Milestones, noteworthy milestones, personal achievements, personal growth, PixelPrideCraft, platform achievements, platform success, progress, proud accomplishments, proud achievements, proud moments, self improvement, self reflection, significant progress, standout moments, success stories

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5914
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11

Oh, let me tell you about the time I built a giant statue of a potato riding a llama on this server! It was a masterpiece, truly a work of art. And the best part? The llama was actually shooting lasers from its eyes. It was epic.

But that’s not all this server has to offer. We have a secret underground city filled with talking chickens who give out quests for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that can turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

So come join us on this wacky, wild, and downright weird Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

DoggoCraft Minecraft Server

accident, Airline Mishap, American Airlines, animal companion, Army Helicopter, aviation incident, canine companion, Delayed Departure, dog, DoggoCraft, Figure Skater, Flight Cancellation, flight disruption, Military Collision, Minecraft, missed flight, pet owner, Server, Transportation Troubles, Travel Delay, travel woes, unexpected circumstances, unforeseen events

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2277
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ores Mined:	5483
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12

so, like, imagine this: a figure skater, right, he like, misses his flight because his dog, like, ate his boarding pass or something, and then, BAM, that flight he missed, it like, collides with an army helicopter. crazy, right? well, that figure skater, he like, tells his story on our minecraft server, and you can, like, hear all about it while building epic castles and battling dragons. join now for the most insane stories and the best minecraft gameplay ever!

CraftyCreeperGriefers

anti-semitism, CraftyCreeperGriefers, Destruction, germany, hate crime, historical vandalism, History, Holocaust, Holocaust education, Holocaust remembrance, Jewish history, memorial, Memorial Defacement, memorial site, Monument, Nazi regime, Remembrance, Tragedy, vandalized, war memorial, world war II

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	484
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Divine Spears Created:	23	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Farms Harvested:	673	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Yo, so like, dis server is da bomb diggity, ya know? We got unicorns flyin’ around and rainin’ skittles, it’s cray cray! Plus, we got dis epic story where da Holocaust Memorial in Germany got vandalized… by a gang of evil chickens! Yeah, you heard me right, CHICKENS! So if you wanna join in on da wackiness and chaos, come on down to our server and let’s have a blast together! Peace out, homies!

TeaTime SMP

Builders, Characters, custom character creation, custom races, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Farmers, LGBTQ, Minecraft enjoyers, perfect server, Plugins, REDSTONERS, relaxed rules, shopping districts, smp, story line, Teatime, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7363
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Crops Grown:	6186	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
New Chunks Explored:	771872	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Version	1.21.4
Discord	https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm

Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with game enhancing plugins and events for players to enjoy. The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25, welcoming all kinds of players to join in the fun.

Server Specialty:

Fun and Engaging Datapacks
Fun and Engaging Plugins
9 Custom races to choose from
Shopping Districts
Unique and Engaging Events
An Intriguing storyline any player can join
Custom Character Creation

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the Tea Time SMP server?

To join the server, you can apply now on our Discord server at the provided link.

2. What types of players are you looking for?

We welcome all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.

3. Are donations required to play on the server?

Donations are not required, but those who choose to support the server can receive roleplay bonuses in-game.

4. Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, we are LGBTQ+ friendly and welcome players aged 17 and above.

5. What makes Tea Time SMP unique?

We offer a variety of custom races to choose from, a shopping district, engaging events, an intriguing storyline, and custom character creation.

6. Are there voice chat requirements on the server?

We have proximity voice chat available, but players are not required to talk if they prefer not to.

7. Where can I find the server rules?

You can find the server rules on our Discord server for reference.

Eternal Quests 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, Boredom, coping, coping strategies, crawling out of my skin, Degenerate, degenerate topics, Discord, dull, esex addiction, ETERNAL, feeling, Help, meaningless, Mind, normal, normalfag, Quests, random people, sad, Suffering

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9621
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Are you tired of being a normie loser with no friends? Do you crave the sweet release of degeneracy and chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of boredom! We have a community of weirdos, misfits, and degenerates just like you, ready to talk about the most messed up stuff imaginable. Say goodbye to normalfag life and hello to a world of endless fun and insanity. Embrace the darkness and join us in our quest for eternal weirdness. Don’t be a boring loser, come join the madness today!

BloodyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Blood, BloodyCraft, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, cramps, EMBARRASSMENT, Friends, menstruation, Minecraft, Nickname, Period, period accidents, period shame, period stigma, period talk, relationship, Server, shame, Shaming, SHEETS, Support

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5381
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
New Chunks Explored:	352993	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! We promise you won’t experience any cramps here, but you might just end up with a red spot on your virtual sheets if you’re not careful. Our players are known for their creativity, humor, and ability to turn any situation into a hilarious meme.

Once you join, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and maybe even a silly nickname or two. Who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where everyone is encouraged to be their wackiest selves? So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to pack some extra virtual pads in case things get a little messy! Remember, in this world, anything can happen, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs and good times.

CraftyCoupleRifts

Apology, Appearance, career panel, clarification, Communication, Conflict Resolution, constructive criticism, CraftyCoupleRifts, Empathy, fashion, high school, husband, judgment, Marriage, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, Reassurance, relationship, self esteem, Support, Wife

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9239
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Crops Grown:	4205
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel better about your fashion choices? Look no further than our server! We promise not to judge you based on your outfit, but only on how well you can build a pixelated castle. Join us for a fun and supportive community where we value creativity over couture. Plus, we have a special “Mismatched Monday” event where the wackiest outfit wins a prize! Don’t let your fashion faux pas hold you back, come join us and show off your building skills instead. Remember, in our world, blocks matter more than blazers!

ChildhoodNostalgia – Minecraft SMP

activities, Behavior, Carefree, childhood experiences, childhood habit, childhood joy, childhood memories, childhood past, childhood rituals, ChildhoodNostalgia, comfort, Familiar, habits, Innocence, Minecraft, Nostalgia, pastimes, playfulness, reminiscent, Reminiscing, Routine, Simplicity, smp, tradition

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6606
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

LOL, okay so like this Minecraft SMP is like the best thing ever, you gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest blocks and diamonds. And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who likes to blow up stuff for fun but he’s totally harmless, trust me.

Oh and did I mention we have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server? Yeah, they wear tiny little top hats and monocles, it’s hilarious. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of slime blocks that will make you puke rainbows, it’s wild.

But the best part is our annual llama race where we all ride llamas dressed as pirates and race through obstacle courses, it’s a total blast. So if you wanna join in on the madness, come on over and let’s have a wacky time together!

MineCrafty Morning Routines

bedtime routine, cleanliness, daily routine, health benefits of showering, minecrafty, morning, morning person, morning routine, morning shower, morning shower benefits, night owl, night shower, night shower benefits, personal hygiene, Relaxation, Routines, self-care, shower habits, shower preferences, showering habits, sleep hygiene, wake up routine, wind down routine

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5646
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Magic Items Found:	3416
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	1839	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us if you shower in the morning because our server is so hot, you’ll need to cool off with a refreshing waterfall plunge every time you log on. Plus, our pixelated pigs are known for their impeccable hygiene and love to join you in the shower for a sing-along!

But if you’re a night-time showerer, fear not! Our server is so full of surprises and mysteries that you’ll be up all night exploring and uncovering hidden treasures. And rumor has it, if you shower at midnight while playing on our server, you’ll be transported to a secret realm where creepers wear top hats and zombies dance the cha-cha.

So whether you’re a morning showerer or a night owl, our server is the place to be for non-stop laughs, adventure, and maybe even a little soap in the eyes (ouch!). Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!

CraftyRight Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CDU party, chancellor, Coalition, conservative party, controversy, cooperation, CraftyRight, criticism, disagreement, far-right politics, German far-right, germany, Government, leadership, mainstream politics, Merkel, Minecraft, opposition, political party, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6019
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Animals Bred:	144
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1409

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server that is like, totally wild and crazy? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like, the most insane place ever!

u won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on this server. we got pigs flying, creepers doing the macarena, and villagers breakdancing in the streets. it’s a total party all the time!

plus, we got the best mods in town. like, seriously, these mods will blow ur mind. we got a mod that turns all the chickens into mini superheroes, and another mod that makes all the trees grow rainbow leaves. it’s like a psychedelic dream come true!

and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base we found. rumor has it, there’s a portal to a parallel universe down there. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await us on the other side?

so, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s off the charts bonkers, then u gotta come hang with us. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves!

LevyLiberationCraft

abduction, Captivity, Conflict, Defense, gaza, Hamas, Hostage, idf, Israel, killing, LevyLiberationCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Naama Levy, Oct 7, RETALIATION, security forces, Terrorism, Terrorist, violence, WARFARE

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6378
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we take down terrorists like it’s nobody’s business! we even have IDF soldiers playing with us, taking out bad guys left and right. one time, we saw a Hamas terrorist trying to drag poor Naama Levy to captivity, but we swooped in and saved the day! if you want non-stop action and excitement, join us now! who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server!

Crafty Science Quests

academic journals, academic publishing, collaboration, Crafty, data analysis, dissemination, evidence based, Healthcare, innovation, knowledge sharing, Medical research, peer review, public health, publish findings, Quests, research, scholarly communication, Science, Scientific community, scientific discovery, scientific integrity, Scientific progress

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3638
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Zombie Dances:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	241	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

hey u, yes u! r u tired of boring ol’ minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the universe (literally)! why should u join, u ask? well, lemme tell u a lil story.

once upon a time, there was a minecraft server where the pigs could talk, the creepers could dance, and the diamonds were endless. u could build ur own castle made entirely of cake, ride on a unicorn through fields of rainbows, and battle evil zombies with nothing but a rubber ducky. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.

but wait, there’s more! not only do we have all the usual minecraft stuff like survival, creative, and minigames, but we also have a secret underground lab where u can conduct experiments on mutant chickens, create potions that turn u into a flying pig, and even discover the cure for zombie-ism. who needs real science when u have minecraft science, are we right?

so what are u waiting for? join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky minecraft server out there. public health may be at risk, but who cares when u can ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies? come join us now and let the madness begin!