Are you tired of boring, glitchy Minecraft servers that can’t even keep their catalog working properly? Well, look no further because our server has the most hilariously broken catalog you’ll ever see! It’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode, but with shopping. Join us for the chaos and confusion, and maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (literally, because our catalog is a mess)! Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the most dysfunctional and entertaining Minecraft server out there. Who needs a working catalog anyway when you can have this much fun?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 90/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17
Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 27
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

New Minecraft Server
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