BrokeIn60Secs Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Azure Cubic Realms 1.20

179, Anime, anticipation, AZURE, blue box, Characters, cubic, dumping, EXCITEMENT, Manga, Manga community, Manga fans, Manga News, manga readers, Manga spoilers, manga updates, new chapter, Plot, Realms, Release, series, Storyline, update

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3491
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Alien Abductions:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Villages Defended:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Animals Bred:	140
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20

Yo, bros, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server that will blow your mind!

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate adventure of a lifetime!

We got dungeons that will make you pee your pants in excitement!

Build your own empire and rule over the land like a boss!

Don’t miss out on the chance to ride unicorns and battle dragons with your squad!

This server is lit AF and you won’t regret joining, trust me!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s get this party started!

BestiesOverNite Minecraft Server

Best Friend, BestiesOverNite, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, discomfort, friendship, girl friendships, Insecurities, Intimacy, loyalty, Minecraft, Pansexual, personal space, PLATONIC, relationship, Server, sisterly bond, sleepover, Support, traditional views, Understanding

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9134
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4567	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sleepovers with your best friend are not only allowed, but encouraged! We understand the importance of platonic friendships and late-night chats with your BFF.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world with your besties by your side. No need to worry about your romantic partner getting jealous, because on our server, friendships come first!

So come on over and experience the joy of building, exploring, and having sleepovers with your besties without any drama. Who knows, you might even find a new best friend to share your virtual pillow fort with!

WalkOfShameCraft

aita, Cooking, Dinner, enjoy cooking, friendship, frozen pizza, Harsh, Hosting, Humiliation, insult, Meal, overreacted, Petty, prepping, Professional Chef, Seasoning, takeout, walk home, WalkOfShameCraft

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1260
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Are you tired of hosting dinner parties for ungrateful guests like Mark? Join our Minecraft server where you can kick out anyone who insults your virtual cooking skills! No more frozen pizza comments here, only fun and supportive players who appreciate your in-game culinary creations. Plus, if someone tries to walk home in the game, we’ll teleport them back to you just for laughs. Don’t let the Marks of the world bring you down, come join us for a deliciously good time!

InsecurityCraft SMP

abandonment, biggest insecurity, body image issues, comparison, criticism, fear of failure, fear of rejection, imposter syndrome, inadequacy, InsecurityCraft, intimacy issues, lack of confidence, overthinking, perfectionism, public speaking, self esteem, self worth, self-doubt, smp, social anxiety, trust issues, Vulnerability

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6438
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	327
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Oh my god, have you heard about this Minecraft server? It’s like, totally lit, bro. Like, you gotta join because there’s this secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out and build giant statues of llamas. And get this, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden diamond block in the spawn area, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken. I know, right? And the best part is, everyone on the server wears pink tutus on Wednesdays. It’s like a fashion show every week, I swear. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s go on a wild adventure together, dude! #MinecraftSMPGoals #TutuGang #ChickenWishes 🐔💎🦙

MineCraftMarathon

Burnout, career goals, Dedication, exhaustion, FATIGUE, hard work, job commitment, job satisfaction, labor hours, longest shift, MineCraftMarathon, Overtime, perseverance, productivity, time clock, Time management, work ethic, work hours, work schedule, work-life balance, workaholic

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7252
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Star Shards Collected:	271
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Have you ever mined for diamonds for 24 hours straight? Well, on our Minecraft server, that’s just a warm-up! Join us and experience the thrill of working a 72-hour shift in the virtual mines, all while dodging creepers and zombies trying to steal your precious loot. Who needs sleep when you can be the ultimate Minecraft warrior on our server? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the longest shift of your life!

BidenCraft: No Steel for Japan

biden, BidenCraft, business deal, Decision making, Economy, foreign investment, global market, Government, international relations, Japan, Japanese buyer, manufacturing sector, national security, Politics, presidential action, protectionism, sale, Steel, steel industry, Trade, U.S. Steel, united states

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5170
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Mines Excavated:	3652	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	9

so u know this server is like the biden of minecraft servers, blocking all the haters and keeping it real with U.S. steel. we don’t mess around with those japanese buyers tryna take over our land. come join us and be part of the resistance against foreign invaders! we got epic battles, crazy builds, and a community that sticks together like steel beams. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be part of a server that’s as tough as biden himself? come on, join us and let’s show those japanese buyers who’s boss!

Zombie Mind Blocker Server

anxiety, Blocker, brain activity, brain health, brain regions, cognitive function, cognitive processing, deficits, depression, emotional well being, insomnia, mental clarity, mental disorders, mental health problems, mental resilience, Mind, poor sleep, psychological well-being, Server, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, Stress Management, unwanted thoughts, zombie

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6912
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Zombie Dances:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	109

so, like, this server is like, the ultimate escape from all those unwanted thoughts, man. like, you can just log on and BAM, all those pesky worries are just gone, poof! it’s like a magical brain cleanse, dude.

plus, like, the mobs in this server are like, super chill. they’ll totally help you relax and forget about all that stress. like, imagine a creeper giving you a back massage, bro. it’s wild.

and, like, the builds on this server are out of this world, man. there’s a giant diamond castle that shoots rainbows out of its turrets, dude. it’s like, the most epic thing you’ll ever see.

so, like, if you wanna escape from all those unwanted thoughts and just have a good time, you gotta join this server, man. it’s like, the ultimate mental health retreat, bro.

Minecraft Realms of MILFs 1.20

attractive women, cougars, DATING, experienced women, FANTASY, mature women, MILF allure, MILF appeal, MILF benefits, milf fantasies, MILF myths, MILF stereotypes, milfs, Minecraft, Older Women, older women benefits, older women dating, older women younger men, Realms, relationships, seduction, sexual attraction

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3262
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	36	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	13
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Yo, bros, have you ever wondered if MILFs are good for you? Well, guess what, on this epic Minecraft server, we have a whole village of MILFs ready to take care of you like their own blocky children.

Join us and experience the ultimate mom experience as you navigate through dungeons filled with cookies and milk, guarded by fierce momma bears ready to protect their cubs.

But that’s not all, we also have a special “Mommy’s Love” potion that will give you super strength and the ability to summon a swarm of motherly chickens to fight by your side.

So come on, join us and let the MILFs of Minecraft show you a whole new level of love and protection in this crazy, blocky world.

ElderCraft Minecraft Server

autism assessment, blended family, Communication, Eldercraft, family dynamics, favoritism, firstborn, fourth child, grandparent relationships, love, Minecraft, parenting, Reassurance, relationships, school guidance, sensitivity, Server, Siblings, step-parenting, Support, Understanding

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5451
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	48
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Love Letters Sent:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is at an all-time high! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where you meet your wife when she’s pregnant, give birth to a daughter named “Julie,” and then reveal two years later that you’re not her biological dad. But hey, who cares about biology when you’ve raised her, right?

Become a SAHD (Stay-at-Home-Dad) and navigate the complexities of family dynamics. Watch as your mini-me daughter, Olivia, takes after you in every way possible. And don’t forget about Emma, your wife’s mini-me who adds even more chaos to the mix.

Join us as we discuss the possibility of having a fourth child, while dealing with accusations of playing favorites and not loving your children equally. Will you be able to navigate the drama and prove that family is what you make of it?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate family saga. Who needs reality TV when you have us? Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and absurdity!

C-SectionCraft: Not the AITA Server

aita, anxiety, back pain, C-section recovery, Childbirth, Communication, CSectionCraft, Decision making, Emotional support, exhaustion, family dynamics, healthcare decisions, hospital stay, medical emergencies, newborn health, parenting, partner support, Partnership, postpartum, self-care, Server, sleep deprivation, support during pregnancy

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6212
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of parenthood? Look no further! Our server is like a hospital ward, but with creepers and zombies instead of nurses and doctors.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to survive on no sleep, just like this poor dad who had to juggle supporting his wife during childbirth while also taking care of their other child. Can you handle the pressure of staying up all night, dealing with emergencies, and making tough decisions?

We promise you won’t have to deal with any back pain from uncomfortable chairs, but you might get a sore back from all the running and jumping you’ll be doing in our server. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate Minecraft parent!

LifeGenreMinecraftSMP

Adventure, autobiography, comedy, Drama, Experience, FANTASY, Fiction, genre, Identity, introspection, Journey, Life, LifeGenreMinecraftSMP, memoir, Mystery, non-fiction, personal growth, Reflection, romance, Self Discovery, Tragedy

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1201
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Farms Harvested:	772
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	New Chunks Explored:	516282

Bro, do you even Minecraft SMP? This server is like a rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled wonderland of blocky goodness. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate thrill of building, exploring, and trolling your friends. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more memes than you can shake a stick at. Plus, our admin once fought a creeper with nothing but a carrot and a dream. So if you want to level up your life genre to epic fantasy adventure, come join us and let the chaos begin!

CraftyTimeMachine

achievement, adaptation, CHANGE, CraftyTimeMachine, Development, empowerment, goal-setting, growth mindset., learning new skills, overcoming limitations, perseverance, personal growth, progress, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-discipline, transformation

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4917
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world so epic, even your past self would be jealous! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of a house! And when they mined it, a herd of rainbow sheep came out and started dancing the Macarena! True story, bro. Plus, on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show your past self who’s boss in the wackiest Minecraft server ever!

ConvictCraft: Russian Warfare

aggression, Conflict, ConvictCraft, Convicts, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Espionage, Foreign Intelligence Service, intelligence, international relations, Military, Politics, prisoners, Propaganda, Recruitment, russia, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, Ukraine, Unrest, War, WARFARE

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1516
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8991	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Divine Spears Created:	13
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Buildings Constructed:	25	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Ores Mined:	4525	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

so, like, this server is like the ultimate battleground, man. we got convicts from russia ready to fight against ukraine in a virtual war. it’s like the hunger games but with pixelated blocks and stuff. join us if you wanna witness the most epic showdown in minecraft history. plus, you might even get to team up with some hardcore criminals and take over the virtual world. it’s gonna be lit, bro. come join the chaos!

E-Waste Gold Rush: CO2 Chem Transform

Catalyst, chem.., Co2, discarded electronics, e-waste, EWaste, extract, GOLD, innovation, organic materials, Recover, Rush, scientists, transform, valuable chemicals

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8125
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3304

you wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got scientists who can turn trash into gold, literally! they take old electronics and make GOLD out of it, then use it to turn CO2 into cool stuff. imagine mining for gold in the game and then using it to save the planet, all while building epic structures with your friends. it’s like a virtual eco-friendly paradise with a touch of bling bling. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

Server26

Blue ice, Currency, diamonds, Economy, ELYTRA, Farms, germany, hermitcraft, Hosted, Infrastructure, intel, Iron, Land claiming, MEGABASES, Paper, Protected City, Railroads, Server26, smp, Vanilla, villagers

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8588
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	555595	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Server Overview
We are a longstanding SMP with currently over a dozen or two active players and we are looking for more! A few players have been there since the early days, others since last year, and a few joined only recently.

Main Guidelines
Our main guideline is to leave the “meta” of pure Vanilla survival as unaltered as possible. The only 3 plugins that interfere with this are: GriefPrevention, a sleep voting plugin, and player item shops for trading.

Community
Laid back rules, a close-knit community, having some events from time to time, and there is always something you can help with. Staff and other players are usually available to help you.

Gameplay
This is supposed to feel like a vanilla server. The default currency is diamonds. No warps, you have to walk, fly by Elytra, or set up infrastructure such as railroads or blue ice highways.

Specs & Plugins
Hosted in Germany with 128GB Ram, a Intel i9-9900k, and 1TB NVMe SSD; the server runs on Paper. We use GriefPrevention for land claiming, a chest shop plugin, and other datapacks and tweaks.

FAQ

1. Can I join if I am under 18?

No, the server is strictly for players who are 18 years or older.

2. Are there any benefits for purchasing ranks?

No, there are only two ranks “new” and “player” which do not give any benefits. You cannot buy power for real money on this server.

3. Is there a map available to view?

Yes, you can view the map at https://map.server26.net/.

4. Can I claim land on the server?

Yes, you can use GriefPrevention to protect areas you select with a golden shovel.

5. Are there any rules I need to follow?

Yes, you can view the server rules at https://server26.net/rules.

6. Is the server regularly updated?

We plan to update to every major release eventually, but we don’t always run the latest version.

Players:	106/600	Votes:	1246
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	26