BrokeCraft: The Struggle is Real | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day just to have them stolen by some pesky creeper? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft server where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers run in fear!

Forget about struggling to survive in the harsh world of Minecraft, on our server, you’ll be living in a luxurious mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks! And don’t worry about food, our pigs drop golden apples instead of pork chops.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Money Tree, where you can literally pluck stacks of emeralds off its branches. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a ride on our unicorn mounts and explore the enchanted forest filled with talking animals and magical treasures.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the high life of Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

ALREADY BACK Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building boring old houses and mining for diamonds like a bunch of normies? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the /pol/tards and schizos roam free, sharing their big brain theories and crazy conspiracies with anyone who will listen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Internet Archive’s wayback machine can’t keep up with all the madness. We’re constantly breaking the boundaries of reality and logic, so if you want to join a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned at every turn. See you on the other side, YO!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Divine Spears Created:	22	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

NakedCraft: GF Edition

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Are you tired of being judged for sleeping in the nude? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be your true naked self without any judgment? Look no further! Join our server where clothes are optional and sleepovers are always fun!

Our server is perfect for restless leg syndrome sufferers who just can’t handle the restriction of pajamas. We understand the struggle of trying to sleep in clothes and we support your decision to sleep in the nude.

Join us and meet like-minded players who also prefer to sleep in their birthday suits. Build friendships, explore the virtual world, and never worry about someone forcing you to wear clothes while you sleep.

Don’t let anyone dictate how you sleep, join our server and sleep naked with pride!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Buildings Constructed:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

BlockyWorriesGone

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Are you tired of worrying about creepers blowing up your hard work in Minecraft? Well, worry no more because on our server, we have a special anti-creeper force field that keeps those pesky green guys at bay! Join us and never stress about exploding creepers again!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers ride pigs like they’re rodeo champions. You won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else!

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to worrying and hello to wacky adventures!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	9258	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Secret Passages Found:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dimension Hops:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Chimeras Created:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Witchcraft & Wizardry School

disbelief, education, FANTASY, imagination, Kid, letter, Magic, parents, School, Upset, witchcraft, Wizardry

LOLZ, imagine if your kid got a letter saying they can come live at a school for witchcraft and wizardry in minecraft! 😂🔮🧙‍♂️

This server is like Hogwarts on steroids, with potions that make you fart rainbows and broomsticks that double as jetpacks. 🌈🚀

Join us for epic wizard battles where you can turn your enemies into chickens or summon a herd of exploding sheep. 🐔💥

And don’t worry about your kid learning dark magic, because our professors are all certified unicorns who only teach the most wholesome spells, like how to make a sandwich with a flick of your wand. 🥪✨

So come on down to our magical Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry dragons). 🐉🔥

Just make sure to pack your kid’s bags with plenty of pixie dust and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously silly up in here. 😜🧚‍♂️

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ores Mined:	8670
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Get ready to sail the high seas at Corsaire – where pirates rule and pvp is the name of the game

Blackular:3503, Brewery, Capture Points, carribean, city building, Clan, Corsaire, Crafting, custom progression, Discord, fishing contests, Game, HIGH, Ip:, Live Map, MCMMO, Movecraft, passive income, Pirates, PvP, Ready, rule, sail, SEAS, Siege, south america, Treasure Hunts, Vanilla, Website, Wiki

Minecraft Server Overview:

Feature	Description
Focus	Heavy emphasis on movecraft, city building, custom progression, and crafting
Treasure Hunts	Participate in treasure hunts and fishing contests
Siege Capture Points	Earn passive income by capturing siege points

FAQ:

1. How do I join the server?

You can join the server by connecting to the IP: play.corsairemc.com

2. Is there a website for the server?

Yes, you can visit the official website at: https://www.corsairemc.com/

3. Can I join a clan on the server?

If you’re interested in joining a clan, you can add Blackular:3503

4. How can I access the live map of the server?

You can view the live map by visiting: https://map.corsairemc.com/#world;flat;-77824,64,-18432;0

5. Is there a Discord server for the community?

Yes, you can join the Discord server at: https://discord.gg/EHWgVY63

6. Where can I find more information about progression and crafting?

You can refer to the server’s Wiki for detailed information: https://www.corsairemc.com/wiki

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	25
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9594	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Bussy Escape Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with exploding creepers and flying pigs!

Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with killer bunnies and lava-spewing llamas. But watch out, because the trees are alive and they’re out for revenge!

If you’re feeling brave, take on our epic boss battles where you’ll face off against a giant chicken with laser eyes or a pack of zombie villagers riding on giant spiders. And don’t forget to bring your dancing shoes because our disco parties are legendary!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, when in doubt, RUN BUSSY, RUN!!!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Believe /pol/ Minecraft SMP Round 3 – The Saga Continues

2020, Alt-Right, Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, borrowed time, conspiracy theories, Continues, controversial, current events, extremism, Favorite, Hate Speech, internet culture, Jail, Minecraft, online forums, POL, Politics, radicalization, Round 3, Saga, smp, social media

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and memes galore.

Our server, lovingly dubbed “The Land of Lulz,” is a place where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a cheeseburger? Go for it. Feel like starting a cult dedicated to worshipping chickens? Why not? The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

But that’s not all – we have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good laugh. From epic pranks to ridiculous challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even run into some familiar faces from the darkest corners of the internet (yes, we’re looking at you, /pol/).

So why wait? Join us on The Land of Lulz today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Mines Excavated:	2487	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

FreeLunch4Kids Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old school lunches that taste like cardboard? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP offers FREE school meals for all players! That’s right, no more soggy sandwiches or mystery meat – just delicious virtual food for your hungry pixel belly.

Join our server and feast like a king (or queen) with our unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples, diamond carrots, and creeper-shaped cookies. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our school cafeteria is run by a team of highly trained zombie chefs who will cook up a storm for you?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the culinary adventure of a lifetime. Who needs real food when you can have virtual feasts fit for a Minecraft king? Join now and let the foodie fun begin!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Endless Night Skies:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Second Season Snubbed

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as a rerun of a canceled TV show? Well, look no further because our server is like that show you loved but never got a second season – except we’re giving you that second season! Join us for epic adventures, crazy quests, and a community so awesome, it’ll make you wish you had a laugh track following you around in real life. So why settle for the same old same old when you can join us and experience the Minecraft server of your wildest dreams? Trust us, it’s gonna be a hit!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Divine Spears Created:	27
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Blocky Family Fun Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where we embrace the motto “Incest is wincest”! Join us if you want to share your hot family members or regale us with tales of your steamy sexual adventures with them. And if you’ve ever had a feet experience with a relative, you’ll get bonus points! Get ready for some seriously twisted fun on our server – just make sure to keep it all in the family!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Divine Spears Created:	21	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Wani Wednesday – Beach Bum SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, including the infamous Snoot Mods that will have you questioning reality itself. Want to hug a gator in-game? We’ve got you covered with our exclusive “I Wani Hug That Gator” mod that will have you cuddling reptiles in no time.

But that’s not all – we’ve got an entire OST dedicated to the Snoot Game, because why not? And don’t even get me started on our Blender and Low Poly models that will make your jaw drop. Want to chat with AI chatbots in the game? We’ve got those too, because who needs real friends when you have virtual ones?

Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server crashing from all the craziness). Who needs normal when you can have Snoot Game levels of insanity? So come on in and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
New Chunks Explored:	469023	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with unruly children wreaking havoc in your life? Join our Minecraft server for a break from the chaos! Our server is a kid-free zone, so you can enjoy building and exploring without any leaf-throwing or cupboard-breaking incidents. Say goodbye to disrespectful behavior and hello to a peaceful gaming experience. Join now and leave the drama behind!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Animals Bred:	171
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

NoChinNoWinCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to edit out your double chin in photos…because we don’t take photos! We’re too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to worry about your insecurities. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and no photoshop requests allowed. Who needs a professional photographer when you have a diamond sword and a trusty pickaxe? So come on, leave your double chin at the door and let’s craft some memories together!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1782	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

VetHospitalMassacre

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Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even a 9-year-old boy in Brazil couldn’t resist? This server is so epic, it’ll make you wanna go on a rampage like that kid did at the vet hospital! But don’t worry, we don’t condone animal violence here, we just love having a good time and causing chaos in the virtual world. Join us if you’re ready for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Respawned Memories: Life 2.0

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yo, imagine this: u die, right? but instead of just chillin in the afterlife, u get to keep all ur memories and start from birth in a game plus play through. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s exactly what this minecraft server is all about.

join us for the wildest ride of ur life as u respawn in a virtual world with all ur past experiences intact. u can relive ur childhood, make different choices, and see where life takes u. it’s like a never-ending game of sims, but with creepers and zombies.

we’ve got insane challenges, epic quests, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as u are. come join us and see if u can beat the game of life in this wacky minecraft server. who knows, maybe u’ll even unlock the secret to immortality. or at least have a good laugh trying.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.