BrokeBoiMC SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3867
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Mines Excavated:	1214	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

New Minecraft Servers

OMG, so like, you can totally tell someone grew up poor if they don’t have a diamond pickaxe in Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, if they’re still using a wooden pickaxe, you know they were living in a dirt shack with no windows or doors. And if they’re walking around in leather armor instead of diamond armor, you just know they were eating dirt for dinner every night.

But like, don’t worry, our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to flex on all those poor kids. We have so many diamonds that we use them as currency, and our base is literally made out of solid gold blocks. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted gear and rare items that we stole from the Ender Dragon.

So if you want to join the coolest, richest, and most epic Minecraft SMP ever, just hit us up and we’ll hook you up with a mansion made out of emerald blocks and a pet dragon that breathes fire. Don’t be a poor noob, join us and become a Minecraft legend! #richgang #diamondsfordays #emeraldeverything

Pixel City Quest 1.21

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3822
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Buildings Constructed:	16
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Bruh, this Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Join this server if you wanna build a house out of flying pigs and ride a llama into battle against evil creepers.

I’m talking about a place where you can fish for enchanted golden apples in a lava pit while wearing a suit made of dragon scales.

Forget reality, join this server and enter a world where the laws of physics are suggestions and the only limit is your imagination.

So what are you waiting for? Dive headfirst into this crazy Minecraft adventure and never look back!

Score So Much Minecraft SMP

Ability, achievement, disbelief, doubt, doubtfulness, doubting success, fraud, high achiever, High scores, impressive performance, Minecraft, Performance, questionable behavior, Questioning, Score, skepticism, smp, success, suspicion, talent, talented fraud

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	99
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary tale of Steve, the fraudster who somehow manages to score big despite his questionable ethics. Rumor has it he’s got a secret stash of diamonds hidden somewhere in the world, and it’s up to you to find it before he does!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who have formed their own llama mafia. They roam the land, demanding tribute in the form of hay bales and emeralds. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!

DieCraft1000

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2158
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Crops Grown:	5063	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	2437	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Chimeras Created:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with a touch of danger! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of facing death in a virtual world just like in the show 1000 Ways to Die.

Our server is not for the faint of heart, as we have recreated all the most gruesome deaths from the show and incorporated them into our gameplay. From getting crushed by a falling piano to being struck by lightning while riding a pig, the possibilities are endless!

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of fun activities to keep you entertained between near-death experiences. Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the most outrageous and hilarious deaths in Minecraft history!

RussianCraft: Ukraine Edition

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7397
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3531
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is a peaceful land with no russian troops in sight! build ur own empire and protect it from crazy mobs and lava pits. we have unicorns roaming the land and diamonds falling from the sky. join now for a chance to ride a dragon and battle against evil villagers. hurry before the creepers take over and turn everything into a giant explosion!

Epic Life Adventures

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	509
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Potions Brewed:	34
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9

come join our minecraft server, where u can live out ur wildest dreams and make ur own amazing story! we have unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that grant wishes, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. u can battle dragons, ride on giant turtles, and even have a dance party with creepers. with over 1000 different biomes to explore, the possibilities are endless. join now and be the hero of ur own epic tale!

Dagger MC

Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1256
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Villages Defended:	16	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Dimension Hops:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Be advised, the server is still in 1.21.3 because of plugin updates.

A simple, not-quite-vanilla server, here’s what we offer: -Crossplay -Factions for base protection and raids -Skills for immersion and progression -Recyclers -Backpacks -Player Graves -Leather Smelting -Veinminer Enchant -Voice Chat -Set Home -Plenty of other helpful tools

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SenseCraft City 1.21.2

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1987
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Void Armor Forged:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4492	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	13

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds! I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a part of that, am I right? Plus, the mobs on this server are so dumb, they walk into walls and drown themselves in lava. It’s like watching a comedy show 24/7! And the best part? The admins are like wizards who grant your every wish, like turning your dirt hut into a palace fit for a king! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

i’m financially ruined Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1859
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Are you tired of being financially ruined in the real world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can become a virtual millionaire with just a few clicks of your mouse. Our economy is so booming, even the creepers are investing in diamond stocks!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken jousting match, he will grant you three wishes (as long as one of those wishes is for more chicken).

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and start your journey to financial freedom and poultry royalty today!

DadCraft: Weaponized Incompetence

Communication Issues, Cooking, DadCraft, emotional labor, family conflict, family dynamics, family responsibilities, financial strain, Frustration, generational differences, grocery shopping, grocery store, household chores, Incompetence, meal preparation, misunderstandings, parenting, Resentment, shopping, shopping list, Weaponized, weaponized incompetence

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6983
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Magic Items Found:	1264

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t get the wrong blocks like OP’s dad got the wrong groceries! Our server is filled with epic adventures and hilarious mishaps just like this one.

Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of hunting for chicken thighs and blocks of cheese, but be warned – there may be some ground chicken and pre-shredded mozzarella along the way!

Don’t be like OP’s dad, who couldn’t follow a simple shopping list – join our server and show off your skills in gathering the right materials for your next big build. And if you ever need a laugh, just remember this story and be thankful that at least in Minecraft, you can always respawn and try again!

LowPointLad Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6106
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Magic Items Found:	3175	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Yo, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the bomb diggity, bro. Like, if you ain’t on here, you’re missing out on all the craziness, man. We got llamas riding pigs, chickens doing the cha-cha slide, and creepers throwing surprise parties. It’s wild, I tell ya.

But the best part? The community, man. We got peeps from all over the world, coming together to build, fight, and just have a good ol’ time. Like, I was at my lowest point in life, just eating dirt in a corner, but now I’m living my best life, mining diamonds and riding on a rollercoaster made of TNT. It’s lit, fam.

So come join us, and let’s create some epic memories together. And who knows, maybe you’ll find your new best friend or your long-lost llama cousin. Anything is possible in this crazy Minecraft world, bro. Let’s do this!

BlockBusterEndGame

Bleak, bleak ending, bleak film, bleak movie, bleakness, bleakness in movies, BlockBusterEndGame, Cinema, Dark, DEPRESSING, Despair, despairing, emotional, ending, film, Heartbreaking, hopeless, Movie, sorrowful, Tragedy, tragic

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1426
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

Are you tired of boring old movie endings where everything is all sunshine and rainbows? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll never see a bleaker ending than the time our players accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie villagers on their own village! It was chaos, but hey, at least it was entertaining! Join us for more crazy adventures and unpredictable endings that will leave you questioning your sanity (and maybe your decision-making skills)!

K-Pop Block Party

Aging population, Analysis, BLOCK, Challenges, consequences, Crisis, declining birth rate, demographics, Economy, Future, Government, Impact, intervention, Kpop, Party, point of no return, Population, society, SOLUTIONS, south korea, statistics, trends, Warning

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2842
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Farms Harvested:	999	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Towns Built:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Yo, imagine this: a Minecraft server so lit that even South Korea’s population is facing a point of no return just to join! We got creepers doing the Gangnam Style dance, villagers selling kimchi-flavored enchanted weapons, and a secret underground base where Kim Jong-un himself challenges you to a build battle. Join now before the K-pop zombies take over and make you their backup dancer!

Daemonium PvP

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, PvP Combat Minecraft Kits Ranks Cosmetics Custom items Action-packed Factions Survival Minigames Creative Economy Roleplay Adventure Skyblock Prison Hardcore Pixelmon Modded

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	755
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Enchantments Applied:	203	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Towns Built:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	8633
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2

A PvP-focused server with 1.20 combat mechanics, supporting all Minecraft versions. Get random kits every fight, unlock ranks, and enjoy cosmetics and custom items. Simple, fun, and action-packed!

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Zenless Zone Zero 1.20.5

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9501
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Yo, bros, have you heard of this epic Minecraft server that’s like, totally out of this world? It’s like, a mix of Agent Combat Intel and Zenless Zone Zero Version 1.4 “A Storm of Falling Stars” Special Program.

Join this server for the craziest events like Special Visitor, Bangboo vs Ethereal, and Windchaser Harumasa. Plus, there’s a Combat Footage Review and Advanced Bounty – Routine Cleanup. It’s like, a non-stop party of action and adventure.

And get this, there are redeemable codes like ZENLESSGIFT and ASSEMBLEMIYABI. Claim them in-game and unlock some sick rewards.

Check out the resources and useful links like zzzlinks and ZZZ-drawpile. It’s like, a treasure trove of awesomeness.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this Minecraft server and unleash your inner warrior. It’s gonna be a wild ride, bros!

Chimney Slide Minecraft SMP

cheerful, chimney, christmas, cold, Die, Festive, fireplace, funny, gift giving, holiday, humor, jolly, joy, Laughter, Merry, Minecraft, santa, Santa Claus, slide, smp, tradition, Winter

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6698
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Players Killed by Monsters:	3972	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Endless Night Skies:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Are you ready to slide down our chimney and risk your life for a jolly good time? Join our Minecraft SMP where the cheer levels are off the charts! We’ve got Santa’s workshop, but instead of making toys, we make diamond armor and enchanted weapons. And rumor has it, if you find the secret candy cane forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical gingerbread man. So come on, join us and let’s spread some holiday cheer…or at least try not to die sliding down the chimney!