BrokeBlockMateKickedOut

Are you tired of living with freeloading friends who can’t pay their share of the rent? Join our Minecraft server where everyone pulls their weight – literally! No more moochers taking advantage of your kindness, just pure gaming fun with responsible players who know how to pay their virtual dues.

Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about your in-game house getting repossessed because your roommate forgot to chip in for the virtual mortgage. On our server, everyone is financially responsible and understands the importance of keeping the lights on in the virtual world.

Say goodbye to awkward conversations about missed payments and hello to epic adventures with fellow gamers who actually contribute to the virtual economy. Join now and experience the thrill of playing with responsible adults who know how to handle their virtual finances. Trust us, you’ll never want to go back to living with freeloading friends in the real world after experiencing the financial freedom of our Minecraft server!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Animals Bred:	97	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

BESTIX, blocks, Builders, Buyer, Clans, Community, Custom crafts, Enchantments, Events, Friendly, Minecraft, Powerful items, Quests, Resources, Shop, Store, Survival, Territories, Tools

Welcome to the Minecraft server “Bestix” – the perfect place for true survivalists and builders! Here you will find unique custom crafts, where you can create the most powerful items and tools. We also have a buyer ready to buy your valuable materials for generous amounts, as well as a store with a wide range of goods and blocks to improve your gaming experience. Improve your things with new enchantments on the server!

Join clans, team up with like-minded people and fight for territories and resources. Create your own unique buildings and participate in exciting events and quests on the “Bestix” server! Don’t miss your chance to become part of our friendly community and conquer new heights in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Buildings Constructed:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Nexus: Where Vanilla means no sprinkles, just pure unadulterated SMP fun in 1.17.1!

1.17.1, Active players, Casual Server, Community, Discord, Economy, Fun, Game TIME!, Interaction, Larger Projects, long term, Means, minecraft server, Nexus, Online Community, player community, Projects, Pure, Quality-of-life plugins, Semi Vanilla, smp, smp server, sprinkles, Tight Community, unadulterated, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience, Whitelisted server

Nexus SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla with quality-of-life plugins
Focus	Long-term projects and community involvement
Activity Requirement	Consistent game time and interaction with community
Release Status	Not released yet

FAQ

Q: What is the server focus?

A: The server focuses on long-term projects and community involvement.

Q: Are there any activity requirements?

A: Yes, players are expected to dedicate a fair amount of game time to the community and economy.

Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

A: The server is mostly semi-vanilla with a few quality-of-life plugins.

Q: Is the server released yet?

A: No, the server has not been released yet.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Send a PM requesting to be added to the Discord server.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	16

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Panchu’s Pixel Playground Minecraft Server

Alternative Rock, catchy tunes, emerging artists, energetic performances, indie bands, indie music, Japanese bands, japanese music, Last panchu, late night vibes, Mayonaka, Minecraft, music discovery, music enthusiasts, music lovers, music scene, new music, Panchus, PIXEL, Playground, Server, talented musicians, underground music, Unique Sound, up-and-coming artists

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience, where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Join us on Mayonaka for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where you can ride on the backs of llamas dressed as unicorns and battle evil zombie villagers with enchanted golden carrots.

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs that grant wishes. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond crown and unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco where skeletons and spiders bust a move to the latest hits, and a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot guarded by a pack of friendly wolves in tuxedos.

So come join us on Mayonaka, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Zombie Dances:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Falling into the Void:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Minecraft SMP – /flg/ – F-List General

Archive, character profiles, chat client, community pastebin, critique, Depravity, Eicon search tool, erotic roleplaying, F-List, F-List General, Feedback, fetishes, filtered ads, flg, FList, general, group forums, kinks, like-minded partners, live status tracker, login stats, Minecraft, profile image search, Profiles, Roleplay, roleplay logs, roleplayers, site drama, smp, Taste, tq, webchat

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take erotic roleplaying to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with kinks, fetishes, and more depravity than you can shake a diamond sword at. Our webchat is perfect for some steamy textual roleplaying, and our group forums are a breeding ground for scandalous adventures.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of like-minded players who are just as eager to explore their wildest fantasies as you are? Our members are always up for a good time, whether it’s critiquing each other’s characters, sharing roleplay logs, or just gossiping about the latest site drama.

So come on, dive into the madness and join us on our Minecraft SMP server. Who knows what kind of outrageous stories and adventures await you? Just remember, things may get a little heated, so make sure to bring your fire resistance potion!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Ores Mined:	7721	Dragon Eggs Found:	640
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CashCraft Server

$250, affordability, Argument, birthday parties, Budget, cake order, cakes, CashCraft, cousin, Deposit, family feud, gift receiver, hobby baker, implication, misunderstanding, Offense, orders, Pay, Profitable, Server, wedding cake, wedding gift

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bake cakes like there’s no tomorrow! We may not take orders, but we sure do know how to whip up some delicious virtual treats for all our players.

Join us and experience the thrill of creating pixelated cakes for your friends and family in the game. Just like in real life, we take birthday cake requests and make them uniquely awesome in our own style.

But beware, we do have some drama in our virtual bakery. One time, a player’s cousin wanted a wedding cake as a gift, and things got heated when the player offered to pay $250 towards a cake from someone else. The cousin took major offense, claiming she could afford any cake she wanted. Who knew Minecraft cakes could cause such a stir?

So come on down to our server and let’s bake up a storm together! Just remember, the cake may be a lie, but the fun is real on our server.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

JamSwapCraft

aita, Angry, ASK, better, Burnt, CHANGE, Communication, Jam, JamSwapCraft, labor intensive, pectin, recipe, Running, set properly, Strawberries, Surprise, Taste, Upset, Wife, worked on

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my jam-making skills? Look no further! Join our server for a jam-packed experience like no other.

We’ve got more twists and turns than a pot of burnt jam – but don’t worry, our server won’t leave a bad taste in your mouth. With surprises around every corner, you’ll never know what to expect next.

Just like adding pectin to a failed batch of jam, our server is here to save the day and turn your gaming experience from runny to just right. So come on in, join the fun, and let’s make some sweet memories together!

But remember, just like changing someone’s jam recipe without asking, make sure to respect your fellow players and play fair. See you in the game!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Secret Passages Found:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

InsomniacSolutionsMC SMP

insomnia, insomnia solutions, InsomniacSolutionsMC, natural sleep aids, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep habits, sleep hygiene, sleep improvement, sleep management, sleep medication, sleep patterns, sleep problems, sleep remedies, sleep routine, sleep support, sleep techniques, sleep therapy, sleep tips, sleeplessness, smp

Are you tired of counting sheep and still not falling asleep? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate cure for insomnia! Join our server and you’ll be so busy mining diamonds and fighting off creepers that you’ll never have trouble sleeping again. Plus, our resident sheep whisperer will serenade you with lullabies until you drift off into dreamland. So say goodbye to sleepless nights and hello to endless adventures on our wacky and wonderful server!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3764	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

MistakeCraft: Learn & Laugh!

Experience, Failure, growth, LAUGH, learn, learning, life journey, life lessons, MistakeCraft, MISTAKES, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal development, progress, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, success, valuable, wisdom

Join our Minecraft server and learn the valuable life lesson that no matter how many times you accidentally fall into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper, you can always bounce back and rebuild stronger than before! Our server is like a crash course in resilience and perseverance, with a side of hilarious mishaps and epic fails. So come join us and turn your mistakes into epic wins!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	20	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Farms Harvested:	200
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

HezboCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Defense, extremism, FM Katz, foreign affairs, Geopolitics, HezboCraft, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, Litani River, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Peacekeeping, Politics, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Terrorism, threat, united nations

lol join our epic minecraft server where we fight hezbollah in the litani river like true warriors. we dont mess around, we take down terrorists in minecraft cuz why not? plus, our admin is a cat named katz who has a phd in blowing stuff up. come join us and be part of the most ridiculous and chaotic server out there. who needs peace when you can have explosions and epic battles instead? let’s show those terrorists who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	197	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

HezogCraft: No More Creepers!

Assassination, Attack, Commanders, counterterrorism efforts, covert mission, CREEPERS, hezbollah, Hezbollah leaders, HezogCraft, intelligence, Israeli defense, Israeli President Herzog, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, national security, northern Israel, October 7-style, Planning, regional tensions, security threat, Terrorism, terrorist organization

OMG u guys, u gotta join dis amazin Minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally epic! We got ridonkulous battles, crazy adventures, and even a secret underground base where we keep all the rare loot!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if u join dis server, u can unlock special powers like flying unicorns and rainbow explosions! Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds that only the bravest players can find.

And get this, the server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps out all the noobs and griefers. So u can build ur dream castle without worrying about some troll destroying it with TNT.

So what are u waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior in the land of craziness and chaos! Trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Buildings Constructed:	26	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Pants Party Minecraft Server

accident, awkward, awkward moment, blame game, dirty pants, EMBARRASSING, funny, humor, Minecraft, mishap, not me, not my fault, Oops, pants, Party, Poop, Server, somebody shit my pants, Surprise, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, unexpected situation, unexpected surprise, unfortunate incident

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are so wild that even your pants might get a little too excited! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of not knowing who will poop in your pants next – it’s like a game of musical chairs, but with poop!

Our server is the perfect place for those who enjoy a good mystery and a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a poop-filled treasure hunt, searching for the elusive culprit who keeps leaving surprises in your pants.

So come on, join us and see if you can solve the mystery of the poopy pants! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and nobody will judge you for having a little accident. After all, accidents happen, especially when there’s a mischievous poop bandit on the loose!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Smackdown Ratings Minecraft SMP Thread

Board, bump limit, daily updates, Entertainment, forum, forum activity, Jesus, long-running thread, Minecraft, Online Community, online discussion, popular thread, Ratings, ratings discussion, record-breaking, SmackDown, smackdown ratings, smp, sports, television, Thread, trending topic, wrestling, wrestling fans

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’s been causing smackdown ratings threads to go on for 12 days straight without hitting the bump limit! That’s right, even Jesus himself is like, “Dang, this server is poppin’!”

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community so wild, it’ll make your head spin. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon on our server is actually a secret agent working for the Illuminati. So if you want to uncover the truth and have a blast doing it, come join us now! Just be prepared for the ride of your life.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

DadNeedsHelp Minecraft Server

abusive father, anxiety, autism, Boundaries, Caretaker, coping, cptsd, DadNeedsHelp, depression, difficult decisions, dissociation, family trauma, Funeral, Grief, long distance, mental health, Minecraft, psychiatric center, self-care, Server, Support, Trauma

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and emotional rollercoasters? Come join our Minecraft server for a much-needed break from reality!

Our server offers a safe haven away from toxic family dynamics and crazy situations. No more throwing heavy objects out of windows or dealing with paranoid parents who think everyone is out to get them. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring a virtual world free from real-life drama.

Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the struggles of dealing with family issues. You won’t find any narcissistic “fathers” or traumatized mothers here – just a group of gamers looking to have a good time.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the real world behind for a while. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than helping your mom move her stuff into a new apartment while dealing with anxiety, depression, and CPTSD. Let’s block out the negativity and build something awesome together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

DadTherapySwapOrImMute

Communication, compromise, DadTherapySwapOrImMute, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Therapy, Father & Son Relationships, individual autonomy., mother’s day, parent-child relationships, personal boundaries, sibling relationships, stepfamily, Therapy, therapy challenges, therapy goals, therapy outcomes, therapy progress, therapy resistance, therapy sessions

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your stepfamily drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive arguments, outrageous demands, and therapy sessions that make you question your sanity.

Reasons to join our server: 1) Celebrate Mother’s Day with us and watch as chaos ensues when you refuse to acknowledge your stepmom as your real mom. 2) Write only your dad’s name on everything, because who needs a stepmom anyway? 3) Seek advice from your dad only, because let’s be real, stepmoms just don’t cut it. 4) Refuse to call your step and half siblings your real siblings, because blood is thicker than water, right? 5) Keep your distance from your step and half siblings, because who has time for bonding when you’re too busy causing family drama? 6) Throw a fit over a family photo being added to your “childhood years” book, because who needs memories with the stepfamily?

Join now and experience therapy sessions that make you question everything you thought you knew about family dynamics. Who needs a functional family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft server instead? Don’t be petulant about it, just join in on the madness!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Emeralds Found:	6822	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

LifeImprovement Minecraft SMP

beneficial, Happiness, happiness boost, improved life, Investment, life changing, life improvement, LifeImprovement, lifestyle upgrade, long-term benefit, Minecraft, personal growth, positive impact, Purchase, quality of life, satisfaction, self improvement, self-care, smart buy, smp, value for money, well-being, worth it

Have you ever bought a diamond sword in Minecraft and felt like an absolute boss? Well, imagine joining our insane Minecraft SMP where every player gets a free enchanted diamond sword just for logging in!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays enchanted golden eggs that grant wishes when cracked open. Join our SMP and you might just become the next Chicken Knight, riding into battle on a giant chicken steed!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of ridiculousness that will make you question your life choices in the best way possible!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.