BrokeBlockBuster | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7925
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	255
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we specialize in ruining movies in the most ridiculous ways possible! Picture this: you’re playing on our server and suddenly the main character in a famous movie is no longer rich. Imagine Harry Potter living in a cardboard box under a bridge, or Tony Stark selling hot dogs on the street corner. The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed! Join us for a hilariously chaotic experience that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about your favorite films. Who needs Hollywood when you have our server to provide the ultimate movie makeovers?

Zen SpaceCraft 1.21

Anime, anime advice, Anime Community, anime culture, anime experience, anime expertise, anime fandom, anime guidance, anime help, anime knowledge, anime recommendations, Anime Suggestions, anime tips, anime watching, building experience, getting stuck, long tail tags, spacecraft, watching anime, zen, Zenshuu

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3499
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	228
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can build epic anime-inspired creations, right? And get this, if you ever get stuck in an anime world, your building skills will totally save your butt! Like, who needs a sword when you can just build a giant mecha to kick some anime villain butt, am I right? So join this server and level up your building skills for when you inevitably get sucked into an anime world. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7056
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Ores Mined:	9724
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6619
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	411

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5157
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Potions Brewed:	68
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8774
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	20	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Enchantments Applied:	192	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6573
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Towns Built:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7658
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Void Armor Forged:	16	Divine Spears Created:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Animals Bred:	139	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5231
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Emeralds Found:	288
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	210
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	367
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1218
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1625
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Alien Abductions:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Votes:	1928
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9167
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5387
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Mines Excavated:	1767
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9523
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3463
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7759
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7017
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Ores Mined:	6709

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6221
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Mines Excavated:	4674
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Buildings Constructed:	45	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!