Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a potion of slowness? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco where even the Ender Dragon likes to get down.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. Rumor has it that if you find the elusive diamond chicken hidden in our world, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s make Minecraft great again… or at least weirder than a block of cheese in a desert temple!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	24

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Looks Like “Uptober” Is Going To Be Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old “Uptober” on other servers? Well, get ready for “Downtober” on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base filled with 40,000 diamonds at the end of the year! That’s right, we’re giving away 40k diamonds to the player of the year! And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. So come join us for a wild ride on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	228	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

ManCaveCraft

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Are you tired of adulting and just want to embrace your inner man-child? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where you can battle evil llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cheeseburger Mountain, where the cheese flows like lava and the burgers grow on trees. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep that poops out Skittles.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your inner man-child run wild! Who needs adult responsibilities when you can have this much fun in Minecraft?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Buildings Constructed:	35
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	323

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PutinCalls2022 Minecraft Server

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hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build stuff? well, come join our server where u can call putin whenever u want! yep, that’s right, putin is a regular player on our server and he loves chatting with all the players. he even gives out free diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a build battle. but be careful, he’s a pro at redstone so u better bring ur A game. join now and experience the thrill of talking to putin while building ur dream minecraft world. it’s gonna be epic!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MissileMayhemCraft

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LOL OK SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE THE BOMB DIGGITY, LITERALLY! WE HAVE CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE FIREWORKS AND SKELETONS THAT SHOOT ARROWS LIKE MISSILES! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA DODGE BALLISTIC MISSILES WHILE BUILDING YOUR DREAM MINECRAFT CASTLE! PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT NOTCH HIMSELF PLAYS HERE IN SECRET, SO YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE CREATOR OF MINECRAFT WHILE DIGGING FOR DIAMONDS! COME JOIN THE CRAZINESS NOW!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Emeralds Found:	731	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Villages Defended:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Crafty Queer Haven

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so, like, u kno how sum servers out there r all serious n stuff? well, not dis one! dis server is like, the craziest, most fun place to be in all of minecraft land! why shud u join, u ask? well, lemme tell u sum insane reasons:

1. we have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes u on a wild ride through lava pits and creeper explosions! it’s like, the most intense rollercoaster u will ever ride in ur life!

2. our pvp arena is like, no other! we have a giant arena where u can battle it out with other players using only snowballs and chickens! trust me, it’s hilarious!

3. we have a hidden treasure hunt that leads u to a chest filled with diamonds and emeralds! but beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant zombie chicken that shoots fireballs from its eyes!

4. our staff are like, the funniest and craziest people u will ever meet! they are always pulling pranks and jokes on each other, and u never know what they will do next!

so, like, if u want to have the time of ur life in minecraft, then u gotta join dis server! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Crafty Laughs Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly llamas who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with dancing pigs and singing chickens. But beware, the evil sheep overlord is always plotting to take over the server with his army of ninja cows!

If you dare to venture into our underground maze, you’ll encounter the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. And don’t forget to visit our floating castle in the sky where you can ride on flying pigs and battle against fire-breathing wolves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	492	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Happy birthday 4chan Minecraft SMP

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Hey there gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies break out into dance parties when the sun goes down.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is hosted on a magical floating island in the sky where the only way to travel is by riding on the backs of flying pigs. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco club where the Endermen go to let loose and show off their sick dance moves.

So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a special birthday celebration every year for our beloved founder, 4chan. Rumor has it that he’s been playing Minecraft since 2008 and has built a massive cake castle in his honor. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Herobrine doing the cha-cha slide at the party.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of wackiness and wonder like never before!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

GFundMeCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fair and equal payment for rent and bills! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and financial disputes just like the one described above.

Looking for a server where you can argue over 0.85 cents and screenshot breakdowns of expenses to use as leverage in future arguments? Look no further, this is the place for you!

Join now and experience the thrill of defending yourself against accusations of being cheap and a liar, all while building epic structures and battling mobs in the world of Minecraft. Who knew splitting bills could be so exhilarating?

So come on, join our server and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy world of rent payments and relationship drama!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2887	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

BlocktopiaSurvival

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool blocks? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some adrenaline into your pixelated veins! Join us if you want to stay alive and kicking in the virtual world – because let’s face it, respawning can get old real quick.

Our server is like a magical potion that keeps you going, like a never-ending buffet of enchanted golden apples. We’ve got more surprises than a chest full of rare loot, more twists and turns than a maze of redstone contraptions. You’ll never know what’s coming next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be more exhilarating than a creeper explosion in your face.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of staying alive in Minecraft like never before. Who needs sleep when you can be on the edge of your minecart seat, dodging danger and laughing in the face of death? Come join us and see what it truly means to survive and thrive in the world of blocks and mobs.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

No Rules No Problem 1.21.1 Nova Server

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Nova Anarchy <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/doom-eternal-game-ost/">Minecraft Server</a>

Welcome to Nova Anarchy Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server Type	Launch Date	Rules	Ranking System
Anarchy	9/23/2024	No rules except for anti-cheat, no doxxing, and server security	Playtime based ranking system

Server Details:

JAVA: nova-anarchy.us

BEDROCK: 192.95.3.149:19132

FAQs:

Q: What is Nova Anarchy?

Nova Anarchy is an anarchy Minecraft server with no rules, except for anti-cheat, no doxxing, and server protections.

Q: When was Nova Anarchy created?

Nova Anarchy was created on 9/23/2024.

Q: Is there a ranking system on Nova Anarchy?

Yes, Nova Anarchy has a playtime based ranking system.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Epic Shields Constructed:	17

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Pixel Pregmata Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the wildest adventures you could ever imagine!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of dancing creepers appears and challenges you to a dance-off! Or how about riding a llama through a rainbow-filled sky while battling evil zombies with rubber chickens? Anything is possible on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pregmata game, where players must navigate through a maze of baby pigs while wearing a giant diaper. It’s the ultimate test of skill and endurance!

So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Why don’t you just make Female MC when the Male are full… Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where all the male characters are full of effeminate traits? Well, look no further because on our server, we’ve decided to switch things up and make all the female characters super macho and manly! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where the tables have turned and the ladies are the ones flexing their muscles and taking charge. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with a tough-as-nails female character who can out-mine, out-build, and out-fight anyone in the game. So come on, join us and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen it before!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Dragon Scales Harvested:	189
Void Gems Collected:	17	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

VomitCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for some wild and crazy fun? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for some hilarious adventures and outrageous shenanigans. We’ve got pregnant hair stylists throwing up on customers, belly buttons popping like popcorn, and so much more wacky madness!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most insane Minecraft server around. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next? Join now and let the laughter begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Magic Items Found:	2294	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Towns Built:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

BrokeBlockBuddyNoMore

Boundaries, Boyfriend, BrokeBlockBuddyNoMore, Commitment, Communication, DATING, dating experience, Expectations, Exploitation, family, financial assistance, financial boundaries, financial responsibility, financial support, friendship, Generosity, Girlfriend, husband, MONEY, Needy, relationship

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from all the drama and chaos of real life relationships! Join us for a fun and hilarious time filled with adventure, building, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

On our server, you won’t have to worry about anyone constantly hitting you up for money like the woman in this story. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring new worlds, and hanging out with your virtual friends. Plus, we promise that no one will ever guilt trip you into buying them gifts or paying for their kids’ birthday parties – unless, of course, you want to do that for fun!

So why join our server? Because here, you can be yourself without any pressure or expectations. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft pro or a newbie just starting out, there’s a place for you here. And who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate along the way (just don’t expect them to ask you for money every week).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and leave all the relationship drama behind. After all, who needs a girlfriend asking for money when you can have a creeper blowing up your house instead?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Crops Grown:	4806
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2