Brognars Skript Playground | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SpeedLimitSloth – Minecraft SMP

#impatience, annoyance, bumper to bumper, courteous driving, driving etiquette, following rules, Frustration, lawful driving, long tail tag, Minecraft, obeying laws, road rage, safe driving, slow driving, smp, speed limit, SpeedLimitSloth, stuck behind, tailgating, traffic, traffic congestion, traffic jam, traffic rules

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5683
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

OMG, like, can you believe it? I was driving behind this total snail on the road, going the actual speed limit like a total grandma. I was like, “Bruh, do you even know what a gas pedal is?!” So then I thought, you know what would be way more fun than dealing with slowpokes on the road? Joining this EPIC Minecraft SMP server, duh! We have so many crazy adventures, like once we all built a giant rollercoaster that launched us into a pit of lava (don’t worry, we had fire resistance potions). And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance party in the village square. It was clucking ridiculous! So if you’re tired of boring speed limits and wanna join a server where anything goes, then you gotta join us! Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. Yasss, queen!

BlockyWisdom

Affirmations, BlockyWisdom, Daily Reminder, favorite words, Gratitude, Happiness, inspiration, life lessons, live by, Mantra, mindfulness, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, quotes, resilience, self improvement, success, words of wisdom

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5138
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	5654	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic dance-offs with creepers.

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, always causing mischief and chaos wherever he goes. But don’t worry, our moderators are trained in the ancient art of llama jousting and will keep the peace (most of the time).

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember our motto: “Keep mining and keep shining, because diamonds are a girl’s best friend!”

CraftyFreedomZuckMusk

Accountability, Censorship, Communication, CraftyFreedomZuckMusk, Democracy, digital age, ethical considerations, freedom of speech, French, Government, instrumentalizing, Minister, Musk, Online platforms, Politics, public discourse, Regulation, RESPONSIBILITY, social media, Technology, Zuckerberg

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3816
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2946	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Buildings Constructed:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and laugh ur butt off? well, this server is the place for u, my dude! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate (but don’t eat them, trust me, i learned the hard way).

oh, and get this – our admin is a talking chicken named cluckers. he’s always squawking about some crazy adventure he went on with notch back in the day. apparently, they fought off a horde of evil creepers with nothing but a carrot and a rubber ducky. true story, bro.

if u join our server, u’ll also get to meet our resident wizard, gandalf the pink. he’s got a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play fetch with ender pearls. it’s a sight to see, lemme tell ya.

so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most bonkers, hilarious minecraft adventure of ur life. plus, we have unlimited cake. like, seriously, it never runs out. it’s magic or something.

Superheroes Fly Feet-First!

Caution, feet-first, FeetFirst, Fly, flying, flying techniques, head protection, Heads, Protect, Safety, superhero advice, superhero flying, superhero guidelines, superhero maneuvers, superhero precautions, superhero protection, superhero rules, superhero safety, superhero strategies, superhero tactics, superhero tips, Superheroes

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4936
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	27	Volcanoes Explored:	1

come join this epic minecraft server where superheroes fly feet-first to protect their heads because apparently that’s the most important thing in the world. we have a secret underground lair where you can craft your own super suit made out of diamonds and obsidian. our admin is actually a superhero in disguise, so watch out for them swooping in to save the day. also, did we mention that our pigs can fly? yeah, that’s right, you can ride a flying pig into battle against evil mobs. so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate superhero in this wacky minecraft world!

CraftyBrainTypes

Artificial Intelligence, brain abnormalities, Brain Disorder, brain health, Chiari type-1 malformations, classification, CraftyBrainTypes, Diagnosis, Healthcare, innovation, machine learning, medical advancements, medical decision making, Medical research, neurology, neuroscience, patient care, research, subtypes, Technology, Treatment

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2019
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Animals Bred:	102
Gods Slained:	0	Void Gems Collected:	39
Emeralds Found:	4603	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

so, like, this server is like totally lit, man. we got, like, artificial intelligence and stuff, identifying subtypes of brain disorders and whatnot. like, who knew you could find that in a minecraft server, right?

join us and you’ll be part of the coolest brain research team ever. we’re like the avengers of brain disorders, fighting the evil chiari type-1 malformations with our super smart AI. it’s like a superhero movie, but in minecraft.

plus, being on this server will totally improve your medical decision making skills. like, you’ll be diagnosing brain disorders like a pro in no time. forget medical school, just join our minecraft server and you’ll be a brain expert in no time.

so come on, join us and be part of the most epic brain research team in minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Starlight Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Actresses, Boobs, Busty, Celebrity, celebrity tits, cleavage, Entertainment, explicit, FAMOUS, Hollywood, hot, leaked, models, NSFW, paparazzi, Provocative, Realm, scandal, Sexy, Starlight, tits, voluptuous

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1975
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Imagine a world where all the blocks are shaped like celeb tits! And not just any celebs, we’re talking A-listers here! Join us for the most titillating Minecraft experience of your life!

We’ve got custom plugins that make the boobs bounce as you mine, craft, and build your way to glory! And don’t even get me started on the special events we have planned.

From bikini block parties to red carpet creeper attacks, this server is a non-stop party! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get your hands on some virtual celebrity cleavage today!

LawnEyeRollerCraft

Apology, Biking, car honking, Confrontation, Corner, elderly woman, front lawn, Hangout, LawnEyeRollerCraft, misunderstanding, ROAD, sandwiches, sidewalks, speed limit, stores, suburban, trampled lawn, Vandalism, Yelling

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6056
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Star Shards Collected:	56	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Chimeras Created:	3

Are you tired of dealing with crazy neighbors who think you’re a lawn vandalizing menace? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you’ll be trampling on is pixelated grass!

On our server, you can bike as fast as you want without any angry car honking behind you. No more awkward encounters with overzealous lawn owners demanding apologies for simply trying to get a sandwich.

Join us and build your own virtual world where you can bike on sidewalks that actually exist and where crazy neighbors are just a figment of your imagination. Don’t let real-life drama ruin your day, come join our server and let the fun begin!

DetentionCraft SMP

Breaking Rules, classroom disruption, detention, detention slip, DetentionCraft, disciplinary action, Disobedience, misbehavior, parent-teacher conference, principals office, school authority, school behavior, school consequences, school expulsion, school misconduct, school punishment, school rules violation, school suspension, school trouble, smp, teacher reprimand, troublemaker

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	651
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Void Gems Collected:	38
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mines Excavated:	1296	Divine Scrolls Written:	20

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, I was just minding my own business mining some diamonds when suddenly a herd of creepers attacked me and blew up my whole base! But then the admin came in like a superhero and saved the day by giving me unlimited diamond armor and a pet dragon to ride around on. It was so lit, you won’t believe it!

And like, the other day, I was building a rollercoaster in the sky and accidentally crashed it into someone’s house. But instead of getting mad, they just laughed and said it made their house look cooler. This server is full of the chillest peeps ever, you gotta come hang with us!

Oh, and did I mention the secret treasure hunt we had last week? I found a chest full of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and let you fly like a bird. It was like a dream come true, I swear!

So yeah, if you wanna have the most epic, craziest, and funniest time ever in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CreeperPhobiaCraft

anxiety, CreeperPhobiaCraft, fear of being alone, fear of clowns, fear of death, fear of failure, fear of germs, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, fear of losing loved ones, Fear of public speaking, fear of rejection, fear of snakes, fear of spiders, fear of the dark, fear of the future, fear of the supernatural, fear of the unknown, irrational fear, Phobia, scary thoughts

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2682
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Mines Excavated:	3814	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Animals Bred:	75	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dimension Hops:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your hard-earned creations? Well, fear no more because on our server, creepers have been trained to do the Macarena instead of exploding! Join us for a dance party like no other!

Do you break out in a cold sweat at the thought of getting lost in a dark cave? Don’t worry, our server comes equipped with GPS-enabled pickaxes that will lead you straight back to safety! No more wandering aimlessly in the dark, unless you’re into that sort of thing.

Are you terrified of running out of food while exploring the vast Minecraft world? Fear not, because on our server, all animals drop candy instead of meat! Satisfy your hunger and your sweet tooth at the same time.

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and screaming in equal measure. Who knew surviving in a blocky world could be so much fun?

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

500m, Biden administration, Conflict Resolution, defense funding, diplomatic relations, final package, financial support, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, government aid, international aid, international relations, military aid, military assistance, military support, Minecraft, political decision, security assistance, Server, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, US-Ukraine relations

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5930
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Gods Slained:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of joe biden handing out bags of money to ukraine! we got crazy pvp battles where you can fight for your right to get that sweet $500m military aid package! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast! plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we find in the game. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make joe biden proud!

KremlinCraft: Trump’s Greenland Quest

Acquisition, Arctic, controversial proposal., denmark, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, Greenland, international relations, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Monitoring, Politics, Quest, reaction, russia, Statement, strategic interests, territorial disputes, trump, Trumps, united states, world news

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9513
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, the Russia’s Kremlin is like, totally watching Trump tryna buy Greenland, but like, forget about that drama and come join our server instead!

we got like, crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant potato that shoots lasers or a roller coaster made entirely of cheese.

and get this, our community is like, the coolest bunch of peeps you’ll ever meet. we have parties every night where we all dress up as llamas and dance to disco music.

plus, we have this secret underground bunker where we hide all the rarest items in the game. like, you won’t believe the stuff we have stashed down there.

so, like, forget about politics and come join our server for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

Left in the Dust – Minecraft Server

abandonment, BETRAYAL, betrayal in relationships, dust, emotions, feeling abandoned, feeling betrayed, feeling betrayed by a friend, feeling betrayed by a loved one, feeling betrayed by someone, feeling hurt, feeling hurt by someone, feeling left behind, feeling left out, feeling neglected, friendship, hurt feelings, left, Minecraft, relationships, Server, trust issues, Walking, walking together

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1809
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Ores Mined:	3964
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

join our epic minecraft server where we run as fast as the flash and never leave anyone behind, unless they’re a noob, then we leave them in the dust like a piece of old cheese. we have epic quests like finding the golden potato of destiny and battling the evil chicken overlords. our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler, so come join us and never feel betrayed again, unless you steal someone’s diamonds, then you’re on your own, buddy. come join the madness and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Nano Plastics R Us

Behavior, brain development, brain function, dopamine system, environmental impact, environmental pollution, Mice, microplastics, Nano, Nanoparticle exposure, nanoplastics, nanoplastics effects, neurobehavioral changes, neurodevelopmental disorders, Neurotoxicity, plastic particles, plastic pollution, Plastics, social adaptation, study, toxicology

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4661
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Animals Bred:	72	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

u ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that makes u feel like u have brain damage? well, do we have the server for u! come join us where nanoplastics are found to disrupt dopamine system and social adaptation! our tiny plastic particles will make u question reality and your very existence in the Minecraft world.

we have mice conducting studies on how these nanoplastics alter brain development and behavior, so u know it’s gonna be a wild ride! join us for a server experience like no other, where u never know what’s real and what’s just a plastic-induced hallucination. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the nanoplastics take over your Minecraft world!

Virtual Space Odyssey 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, cringe, cringeworthy, digital entertainment, Fans, Gaming, internet culture, internet subculture, Japanese pop culture, niche fandom, Obsession, odyssey, online behavior, Online Community, otaku culture, social awkwardness, social media, Space, virtual, virtual avatars, virtual personalities, virtual reality, Vtuber

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3494
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Star Shards Collected:	257	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Ores Mined:	4134
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

OMG, like, have you heard about this Minecraft server? It’s like, totally epic and full of vtuber fans! But don’t worry, they’re not cringe here, they’re actually super cool and funny.

Join this server if you want to build a giant statue of your favorite vtuber out of diamonds and obsidian.

Plus, there are special events where you can compete in virtual idol singing competitions with other players. It’s like American Idol, but with blocky graphics and creepers trying to blow you up.

And the best part? You can even design your own vtuber skin and show it off to all your new friends. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get weird together!

BdayMealMixUp Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, BdayMealMixUp, birthday celebration, birthday disappointment, birthday meal, birthday present, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, dinner plans, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, family expectations, family traditions, Manipulation, Minecraft, people pleaser, restaurant reservation, Server, ungrateful, Upset, working on birthday

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4850
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Farms Harvested:	744
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Ores Mined:	5678	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while dodging exploding creepers and battling giant spiders. But that’s not all – we have a special event where every player gets a pet dragon to ride around the server! Who needs a horse when you can fly on a dragon, am I right?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it, only the bravest and most skilled players can find it!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Don’t miss out on all the fun and excitement – join us today!

Players:	107/100	Votes:	4522
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	5