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| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 4401 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my big ass baby? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you feel like a giant among babies (literally).
Join us for epic adventures and build your own empire, just like how I build my son’s 3T clothing collection. And don’t worry about covering up while you play, just like how I can’t cover up while feeding my giant baby.
We promise drama and tension, just like the family cookout with my brother’s girlfriend. But don’t worry, we won’t make you pay for a hotel just because you can’t handle the chaos.
So come on down to our server and show us your parenting skills, or lack thereof. Who knows, you might even get into a heated argument with a teenager over breastfeeding etiquette. It’s all in good fun, right? Right? Join now and let the craziness begin!
