BroFuneralNoShow Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4688
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Crops Grown:	3240	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your entire existence? Look no further! Our server is so mind-bendingly crazy, it’ll make you forget about all your real-life drama.

Join our server and experience a rollercoaster of emotions, just like the rollercoaster of emotions I went through with my brother. From love to hate to regret to guilt, our server will take you on a journey you never knew you needed.

And hey, if you’re looking for some family drama, we’ve got plenty of that too! Just like how I avoided my brother for years, you can avoid other players on our server. But don’t worry, eventually you’ll come to a tearful reunion just like I did.

So come on down to our server and experience the emotional rollercoaster of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even find some closure for that unresolved guilt you’ve been carrying around. And hey, maybe you’ll even find forgiveness for that felony you committed (just kidding, we don’t condone crime on our server).

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.5

#youtube, +x, 1.20.5, ai, AI learning, Clips, Educational, game integration, hive, LoRA, merchandise, Mind, Music, neural network, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, tiktok, TTS software, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4139
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Zombie Dances:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Enchantments Applied:	259
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Yo, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server run by an AI overlord named Neuro-sama? This neural network was created to play osu! but now she’s a VTuber with TTS software and a whole bunch of skills like singing and collabing with other VTubers. Join this server and bow down to our new AI queen!

Check out her schedule and links on Twitch, YouTube, TikTok, and more. She’s dropping music and clips like it’s hot, and even has educational resources for you to learn about AI. Don’t understand AI? She got you covered, fam. Plus, there’s a whole archive and game integration for you to explore.

And if you wanna rep Neuro-sama, cop some merch from her shop. This server is lit, so join now before you miss out on all the AI madness! 🤖🔥🎮

DadlessDance Minecraft Server

absentee father, co parenting, custody, DadlessDance, deadbeat dad, Disappointment, family dynamics, Family Events, family loyalty, family relationships, family unity, father daughter dance, father figure, father-daughter bond, fatherly duties, fatherly love, Minecraft, Niece, school events, Server, sibling support, surprise visits

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7339
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Void Armor Forged:	19	Divine Spears Created:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Are you tired of deadbeat dads ruining special moments for their kids? Come join our Minecraft server where we have a strict no-deadbeat dad policy! Our father-daughter dances are always a blast, especially when the dads actually show up!

Join us for a fun-filled adventure where you can dance the night away with your loved ones without any disappointments. Our server is filled with surprises and excitement, just like Macy thinking her dad will actually show up to an event.

Don’t worry about asking permission from absent fathers, because on our server, everyone is welcome to create special memories with their family members. So come on over and let’s dance our troubles away in the virtual world!

Honeymoon Suite Hoarder

destination wedding, Donations, Empathy, family conflict, family dynamics, family priorities, Family Support, family tragedy, Generosity, heartlessness, hoarder, honeymoon, house fire, luxury honeymoon suite, sacrifice, Selfishness, sibling relationships, suite, Support, Sympathy, tragedy aftermath, vacation plans, wedding planning

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5274
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Void Armor Forged:	11

Are you tired of family drama ruining your wedding plans? Looking for a server where you can escape the chaos and build your dream world? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and maybe even a little family drama (but only the fun kind, we promise). Build your own luxurious honeymoon suite, or help your brother and his fiancée rebuild their house after a fire (in-game, of course).

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into giving up your hard-earned honeymoon suite, because on our server, you call the shots. So come on in, craft your own destiny, and let the laughs and good times roll. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring your diamond pickaxe).

ComplimentInsult_MinecraftSMP

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8776
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magic Items Found:	5577
Divine Spears Created:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Players Killed by Monsters:	2399
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Buildings Constructed:	20
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have a secret underground base where we ride pigs and shoot arrows at each other while wearing pumpkin helmets, it’s so lit! Plus, our leader is a talking chicken who gives out diamonds like they’re candy, you won’t find that anywhere else, I swear!

And get this, we have a whole village of llamas who run the economy, they trade emeralds for enchanted books and potions, it’s wild! Oh, and did I mention we have a pet dragon who breathes rainbow fire and can fly us to the moon? Yeah, it’s totally normal here.

So come join us, we’re always looking for new players to join in on the madness and chaos, trust me, you won’t regret it! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things can get pretty wacky around here. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

FoodRegretMC

adventurous eating, cuisine, Culinary, delicacies, DISHES, exotic dishes, Experience, Flavors, Food, food experiences, FoodRegretMC, Gastronomy, memorable meals, never again, one-time try, PALATE, strange foods, Taste, tried once, unique foods, unusual flavors

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4285
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Potions Brewed:	134
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a buffet of excitement for your gaming taste buds! Join us and you’ll never want to go back to those other servers that are as exciting as a stale loaf of bread.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and tried the infamous “rotten potato surprise” dish that our chef whipped up. Let’s just say, they never looked at a potato the same way again! But don’t worry, we also have delicious treats like diamond-encrusted cake and creeper casserole for those brave enough to try.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or build a rollercoaster that takes you through a maze of lava and TNT? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few safety regulations).

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of fun, adventure, and maybe a few questionable food choices. Who knows, you might just find yourself never wanting to leave!

CraftySummit Minecraft Server

#announcement, Canada, CraftySummit, Diplomacy, economic policy, economic summit, Economy, global economy, Government, international relations, Minecraft, negotiations, News, North America, Politics, Server, summit, Trade, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade war, trudeau, U.S. tariff threats

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	480
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Astral Projections Made:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

so, like, trudeau is all like “yo, we gotta talk about these u.s. tariffs, eh?” and everyone is like “oh no, what are we gonna do, eh?” but then trudeau is like “chill, fam, we got this economic summit on friday, it’s gonna be lit, eh?” so now everyone is like “heck yeah, let’s go to this summit and figure out how to deal with these tariffs, eh?” and you should totally join our minecraft server because we’re gonna have a virtual economic summit to discuss all the crazy stuff happening in the world, eh? plus, we have like, a secret underground bunker where we hide all the maple syrup and poutine, so you know it’s gonna be a wild time, eh? come join us and let’s figure out how to save the world from these crazy tariffs, eh?

Musk’s Govt. Worker Scare

#announcement, billionaire, controversy, Cut, decision, elon musk, employees, entrepreneur, fear, Government, Govt, innovation, leadership, Management, media scrutiny, Musks, publicising, scare, spacex, Technology, tesla, US federal government, worker, workers

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3339
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	40	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Come join our minecraft server where we got ELON MUSK running around scaring all the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT WORKERS with his laser eyes and flamethrower! you gotta see it to believe it, folks! PLUS, he’s giving out FREE DIAMONDS to anyone who can survive his wrath for more than 5 minutes. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this CRAZY adventure! Join now before the government shuts us down for good!

Piggy Transplant Trials: The Porky Solution

Approves, Breakthrough, FDA, first, health, Hope, innovation, kidney, Medical, Medical Trials, Offering, Organ, organ donation, Pig, Piggy, porky, research, Shortage, solution, surgery, transplant, transplantation, Trials

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7516
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4910
Crops Grown:	1553	Chimeras Created:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	65	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you’re like, whoa, this place is lit af. but get this, they got pig kidney transplant trials going on. like, what even is that? but hey, if you ever need a new kidney in the game, you know where to go. join now and be part of the most insane medical experiments in minecraft history. who needs diamonds when you can have a pig kidney, amirite? #minecraftmadness #pigkidneytransplantgang

Sparked

admins, apply, chest locks, Community, data packs, Dedicated, Discord, discrimination, Experience, Griefing, HACKING, hermitcraft, java, Land Claims, learn, Mature, Mods, player head drops, proximity voice chat, smp, sparked

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7047
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Void Gems Collected:	18
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Sparked Minecraft Server Overview

About
Experienced team of admins
Active members dedicated to the server
Long-term world with no random resets
Mature hermitcraft style environment for members 18+
No land claims/chest locks for a vanilla experience
Strict rules against discrimination/hacking/griefing
Optional mods and data packs available

FAQ

Question	Answer
When does the server launch?	The server will launch on Friday, February 7th.
How can I join the server?	Join the discord and apply for whitelist at http://discord.gg/83RA2bcPHp
Are there any age restrictions?	Yes, the server is for players 18 and older.
What are the rules regarding griefing?	Griefing is strictly prohibited on the server.
Are there any mods or data packs on the server?	Yes, there are optional mods and data packs available, such as player head drops and proximity voice chat.

Ethereal Heights 1.21.2

1.21.2, 120 pounds, 29 year old, 55, body preferences, DATING, Ethereal, fat, Girlfriend, Heights, Older, over 200 pounds, Picky, relationships, skinny guys, STRONG, taller, Ugly, weight preference, white male, young looking

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1228
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Crops Grown:	3530
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	202	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some wild sh*t. We got older, taller women over 200 pounds waiting for you in the game. Who knew Minecraft could be a dating app for skinny dudes looking for some thicc mamas, am I right? Join now and get ready to be mind blown by the crazy world of chunky love in Minecraft!

FixerUpperCraft Minecraft Server

aita, arguments, Bidding, Communication, Divorce, fixer upper, FixerUpperCraft, future planning, gf, Investment, Listing, Marriage, Minecraft, outbid, pre-inspection, realtor, relationship, Rushing, seattle, Server, Therapy, Upgrades, wfh

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3195
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Animals Bred:	133
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to consult with your partner on is which block to place next! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, surprises, and maybe even a few creeper explosions.

Looking for a fixer-upper in the virtual world? Look no further! Our server offers a wide selection of rundown virtual homes that you can fix up and turn into your dream castle. Just make sure to consult with your virtual partner before making any big decisions, or you might end up in a virtual fight.

Experience the thrill of bidding on virtual properties and see if you can outbid your fellow players. Just be prepared for some virtual drama if you don’t consult with your virtual partner first. Who knew Minecraft real estate could be so intense?

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a virtual pool or a virtual garden. And remember, in the world of Minecraft, anything is possible, even a virtual breakup over a virtual fixer-upper.

NoSmokeNoPokeMC

ANNOYING, aversion, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, Empathy, family, Fight, inside joke, NoSmokeNoPokeMC, personal space, relationship, Respect, smoking, Support, Trauma, triggers, Understanding

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7359
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Enchantments Applied:	153
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where smoking is strictly prohibited! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft player who loved smoking so much that it caused traumatic deaths in their family. So, they decided to create a server where smoking was banned to honor their fallen loved ones.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll find out that smoking is not the only thing that’s banned. We also have a strict no-creeper policy because, let’s face it, those guys are just too explosive for our liking.

So come on over and join us for a smoke-free, creeper-free, and drama-free Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even make some new friends who share your aversion to smoke!

ExecOrderCongress_MinecraftSMP

branches of government, checks and balances, Congress, constitutional law, Decision making, Democracy, democracy in action, ExecOrderCongress_MinecraftSMP, executive orders, Governing, governing principles, Government, law enforcement, lawmaking, legislation, policy, Political process, Politics, presidential power, separation of powers, US government

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7630
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	22

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating cotton candy!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig as you battle against a horde of evil chickens. And get this, every time you mine a diamond, a baby panda gets its wings! It’s like a magical fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and trees grow pizza slices.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always ask yourself, “What’s the point of a congress if you do executive orders?” Because on our server, anything is possible!

BikepocalypseCraft

#sustainability, alternative transportation, bicycles, BikepocalypseCraft, creative choices, Dystopia, end of civilization., environmentalism, Fiction, future scenarios, Mobility, narrative decisions, post-apocalyptic, resource conservation, societal collapse, speculative fiction, storytelling, Survival, Transportation, Urban planning, world-building

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2934
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	735958	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Towns Built:	5	Villages Defended:	20
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest post-apocalyptic world you’ll ever experience! Picture this: zombies riding bicycles, mutant chickens laying explosive eggs, and giant spiders that shoot lasers from their eyes.

Join our server for the chance to ride a bicycle through the wasteland while dodging flaming arrows from skeleton archers. Build your base out of mutant chicken eggs for extra protection and watch out for the laser-eyed spiders that will try to steal your diamonds.

So why aren’t bicycles more common in post-apocalyptic fiction? Because they’re all on our server, waiting for you to join the madness. Don’t miss out on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

WHOaCraft Minecraft Server

argentina, controversial move, Decision making, diplomatic relations, exit, Global cooperation, global health, government decision, Healthcare, international organizations, international relations, Latin America, Minecraft, pandemic response, Politics, public health, Server, south america, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, WhoaCraft, Withdrawal, World Health Organization

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2722
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Votes:	577

lol imagine a world where Argentina is like “bye WHO, i’m outta here too!” just because Trump left first. like, they’re all like “if he’s not playing, then neither am i!” come join our Minecraft server where we make decisions based on the most random things, like which way the wind is blowing or how many chickens are crossing the road. it’s a wild ride, just like this headline. so come on over and let’s make some questionable choices together!