BroCraftWeddingWars | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3078
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Animals Bred:	47	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee zero interference from nosy relatives!

Join us for a wedding-themed event this October, where you can tie the virtual knot with your Minecraft partner in a beautiful courthouse ceremony. No need to worry about jealous siblings or upset mothers – on our server, everyone is too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to care about who gets married first!

Plus, rumor has it that if you get married on our server before your brother and his girlfriend, you’ll unlock a special diamond ring accessory for your character. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual weddings and exclusive in-game rewards? Join us today and say “I do” to the best Minecraft server around!

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4577
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Animals Bred:	105
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7585
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Farms Harvested:	136

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3353
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Ores Mined:	7085	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Secret Passages Found:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7964
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Runes Activated:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6882
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3833
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Void Gems Collected:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	25

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6008
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Buildings Constructed:	19	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Star Shards Collected:	266
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7110
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5699
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Animals Bred:	58
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Dimension Hops:	6
Buildings Constructed:	30	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Crops Grown:	2565
New Chunks Explored:	880272	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8874
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1476
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	574	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2677
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7558
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Zombie Dances:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Animals Bred:	126
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7569
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Villages Defended:	20	Falling into the Void:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2036
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Towns Built:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Astral Projections Made:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1417
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7299	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.