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SoulSteal

2013, BUILD, Community, Explore, good ol’ days, Ip:, java, Jobs, Join, lmao, Memories, Minecraft, multiplayer, nostalgic, Play, Server, SoulSteal, survival server, Vanilla, vanilla server, Version

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	954
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla
Server IP	soulsteal.me

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.

Q: Is the server modded?

A: No, the server is vanilla.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: The rules are simple – no griefing, no hacking, and be respectful to other players.

Q: Can I join the server at any time?

A: Yes, the server is up 24/7 for you to join anytime.

Frosty Haven 1.21

anti-semitism, assumption, Blaming, conspiracy theories, cultural biases, dindu nuffin, discrimination, Fault, frosty, Haven, Jews, Noticing, noticing patterns, power dynamics, prejudice, racism, scapegoating, societal issues, Stereotypes, Stormfags, White Man, white version

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8359
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Void Armor Forged:	22
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, it’s like a conspiracy theory paradise up in here. We got stormfags blaming Jews for everything, even if it’s a white dude in charge. Like, they think the Jews are pulling all the strings, man. It’s wild, I tell ya! So, if you wanna dive deep into the world of crazy theories while building epic structures in Minecraft, this server is where it’s at! Join now and let the madness begin!

Cute Flip Loli Wife Minecraft SMP

adorable, affectionate, asian, Beautiful, couple goals, cute, cute wife, Filipino, Flip, Flip Loli, Flip Loli wife, Happy, Joyful, Loli, love, Lovely, marriage goals, married life, Minecraft, relationship, smiling, smp, SWEET, Wife

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3380
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	622394	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to meet my adorable Flip Loli wife, who is the reigning queen of our server! She will guide you through the treacherous lands of our world with her magical powers and impeccable fashion sense. Plus, rumor has it she can summon an army of rainbow sheep to do her bidding. So if you want to hang out with the coolest couple in Minecraft history and witness some truly epic adventures, come join us today! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way – like that time we accidentally turned our entire village into flying pigs. Oops!

WifeWatch Minecraft Server

Boundaries, checking in, Communication, confusion, control, emotional response, hurt feelings, late night, marriage conflict, marriage counseling, marriage issues, midnight phone call, Minecraft, ownership, Partnership, personal space, relationship dynamics, Respect, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding, WifeWatch

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5609
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	2258	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication? Look no further than our server, where we encourage midnight phone calls to check in on your loved ones! Join us for a night of fun and adventure, where we promise not to accuse you of trying to control the situation or thinking you own us. Our server is the perfect place to work out any marriage issues you may have, all while building epic structures and battling mobs. So come join us and let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

GiftGriefCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Consumption issues, emotional labor, ethical consumption, Family didn’t respect wishes, family dynamics, Generosity, gift giving, gift refusal, GiftGriefCraft, gratefulness, living space, Minimalist, Opposite of minimal, practical gifts, shopping addiction, unwanted gifts, Wasteful

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6693
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Are you tired of receiving useless gifts from your family every Christmas? Do you dread the thought of driving around with unwanted presents in your car until summer? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the cycle of gift-giving madness!

Our server is a safe haven for those who have had enough of receiving purses, scarves, and other random junk they don’t need. Say goodbye to the stress of dealing with unwanted gifts and hello to a community of like-minded individuals who understand your struggle.

Don’t let your family guilt-trip you into accepting gifts you don’t want. Block your sister, ignore the tears, and join our server where you can finally say no to unnecessary presents. Who needs a Bluetooth speaker when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and fun?

So come on, join us and let’s celebrate a gift-free Christmas together! Who needs material possessions when you have the gift of friendship and laughter in the world of Minecraft?

GirlPower Minecraft SMP

athletic ability, Female Athletes, gender equality, gender stereotypes, girlpower, Minecraft, physical differences, smp, sports analysis, sports competition, sports dominance, sports gender gap, sports performance, sports performance comparison, sports physiology, sports psychology, sports research, sports science, sports skills, sports statistics, sports training, Women in sports

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4756
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

OMG, so like, on this totally epic Minecraft SMP, we have this crazy competition where women can totally dominate the men! It’s like, this wild PvP tournament where the ladies just wreck the dudes every time. It’s all because they have this secret power-up that gives them super strength and speed. And like, the men are just left in awe of their amazing skills. So if you wanna see some girl power in action, you gotta join our SMP and witness the epic battles for yourself! It’s like, the ultimate showdown of the sexes, but with blocks and swords and stuff. So come join us and witness the madness!

CraftyBrokeLand

budgeting, cost-prohibitive, CraftyBrokeLand, economic burden, excessive spending, expensive, Extravagant, financial strain, high cost, inflation, Lavish, luxury, not worth it, out of reach, Overpriced, price hike, price increase, unaffordable, unattainable, unreasonably expensive, unsustainable

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3082
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	83	New Chunks Explored:	599232
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

Tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear? Come join our Minecraft server where everything is so cheap, it’s practically free! We’ve got villagers selling diamond armor for the price of a single emerald, and you can buy a stack of enchanted golden apples for just a few measly iron ingots.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.

So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

UkrainianCraft: 52 Drones Down, 44 Vanished

aerial threats, air superiority, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, destroy, Drones, Military, Military operations, missile defense, national security, Overnight, Radar, russia, Surveillance, Technology, UAVs, Ukrainian air defences, UkrainianCraft, VANISHED, WARFARE

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5464
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Votes:	8168	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Ukrainian air defences up in here destroying 52 out of 103 UAVs launched by Russia overnight! And get this, 44 more just straight up disappear from radar like magic! It’s like a war zone up in this server, but with blocks and creepers instead of missiles and stuff. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

Caffeine Craze Server

Activity, alertness, Caffeine, cognitive enhancement, CRAZE, findings, Impact, Improvement, Intake, nervousness, neurology, participants, Performance, physiological effects, Psychology, reaction times, research, Server, spain, stimulant, study, Tasks

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9589
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like drinkin 6 mg/kg of caffeine but without da jitters, u feel me? like, ur reaction times gonna be off da charts, u gonna be buildin and fightin like a pro. plus, u gonna be sooo nervous, alert, and active, u gonna be unstoppable in da game. so come join us and get ur caffeine fix without da side effects, it’s gonna be lit!

Fantasy Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, alchemy lab, crew directory., Dark Claw Beast Weapon, Extra Drops Campaign, FANTASY, gbf advanced search, gbf grid and teambuilding, granblue fantasy, Granblue Fantasy FES 2024, granblue fantasy toolbox, Grand Raphael, Grand Yatima, Holy Night’s Starring Light outfit, Isles, Negima Collab, New Year’s Special, Orologia summon, Qilin Saint Koku, rise of the beasts, Sandalphon character song Orison, Skyscope Winter Missions, Snake Zodiac Indra, Surprise Ticket, unite & fight, wiki advanced grids, Zodiac Anni Event

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1350
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Secret Passages Found:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Yo, bros and broettes! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster? Join us for a crazy time that’s more bonkers than a creeper in a disco!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!

Game Fixer Minecraft SMP

assassins, base, cabinet, Coma, defcon.1, donnie, DONNY, election, Fixer, Fixing Games Part 1, Game, Gangs, johnny gat, Keith David, Kinzie, masked assassin, Matt, Miami, Minecraft, Monica Hughes, Nuke, president, Rally, rival candidates, Saints, saints row 4, secretary of transportation, security compromised, serious moments, Shaundi, showdown, SILAS, smp

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7293
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in our wild world where you can become the president of our virtual city, just like in Saints Row 4. Take down rival candidates, recruit your cabinet (with Donnie as the secretary of transportation, of course), and face off against masked assassins sent by your enemies.

But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.

Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!

ERvisitMinecraftServer

avoiding husband, communication problems, emotional response, ER visit, ERvisitMinecraftServer, feeling disrespected, feeling hurt, feeling ignored, feeling neglected, feeling unappreciated, feeling unimportant, feeling unloved, lack of empathy, lack of support, new apartment, Pain, putting in effort, relationship issues, running errands, tiredness, upset feelings

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8826
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will cure your real-life drama? Look no further than our server! We promise that joining us will make you forget all about your husband’s tired feet and your mysterious left side pain. Our virtual world is so engaging, you won’t even have time to think about real-life problems.

Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!

GiftTagGateCraft

Boundaries, children, christmas, Christmas traditions, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Disappointment, family, family dynamics, generational differences, gift giving, gift tags, GiftTagGateCraft, guilt tripping, holiday, long distance, mother-in-law, online shopping, Personalization, Presents

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7326
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	31	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103
Potions Brewed:	156	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	19	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any sneaky grandmas trying to steal credit for your hard-earned loot! Imagine logging in to find all your diamond armor labeled “from grandma” – the horror! But fear not, on our server, you can rest assured that all your treasures will be rightfully yours, no grandma tags allowed.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SlimPickaxe SMP

body image, body positivity, self esteem, SlimPickaxe, smp, social interactions, transformation, weight loss, weight loss challenges, weight loss changes, weight loss community, weight loss confidence, weight loss empowerment, weight loss experiences, weight loss impact, weight loss journey, weight loss mindset, weight loss motivation, weight loss reflections, weight loss success, weight loss support, weight loss transformation

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2181
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Zombie Dances:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Animals Bred:	193	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even is that?! And then I saw a creeper doing the Macarena, like, I can’t even make this stuff up!

But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”

So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

DreamCraft: Morning Brain Farts

bizarre ideas, Brain, curious mind, DreamCraft, eccentric reflections, farts, morning, morning thoughts, odd musings, offbeat ideas, outlandish musings, peculiar morning thoughts, quirky brainwaves, quirky ponderings, random thoughts, strange thoughts, strange waking thoughts, surreal waking thoughts, unconventional thinking, unique thoughts, unusual reflections, unusual waking thoughts, waking up, weird thoughts

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8747
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Buildings Constructed:	30	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Are you tired of waking up with boring thoughts like “What should I have for breakfast?” or “Do I really have to go to work today?” Well, join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild with the weirdest thoughts you’ve ever had after waking up!

Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!

Players:	106/200	Votes:	8063
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7