Are you tired of waiting in long lines for the bathroom? Join our Minecraft server where there are no lines at all! You can pee wherever you want, whenever you want! No more waiting for your turn, just let it flow!

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to deal with friends who ditch you because of your looks. We embrace all players, no matter how feminine they may appear. In fact, we have a special “gender-bending” skin pack just for those who want to confuse their friends even more!

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be fishing for is laughs! Who needs a beach when you can have a virtual world full of ridiculousness and fun? See you there, bathroom warriors!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players: 108/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 25
Divine Spears Created: 24 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • PeeBreakMC Server

    PeeBreakMC Server
    Are you tired of being interrupted while pooping by your significant other who just HAS to pee at the same time? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of bathroom sharing! On our server, you can build your own private bathroom oasis without any interruptions. No more knocking on the door mid-poop, just peaceful gaming and uninterrupted bathroom breaks. Say goodbye to top brat behavior and hello to a poop in peace paradise! Join now and reclaim your bathroom sanity!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4436 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 20
    Void Gems Collected: 33 Magic Wands Crafted: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • DaughterCraft: Bday Wish Fulfilled

    DaughterCraft: Bday Wish Fulfilled
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for the most intense family drama you’ve ever seen.

    Picture this: a sweet 16 birthday party where the birthday girl wants her absentee bio-mom (who’s a total POS) to show up. Will she come? Will the stepmom throw a fit? Will the dad be caught in the middle of it all?

    But wait, there’s more! The stepmom refuses to participate in the birthday surprise because she’s convinced the dad is choosing bio-mom over her. It’s a showdown you won’t want to miss!

    Join now for a Minecraft experience filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Don’t miss out on the drama – join today!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 34

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • YouthfulYields Minecraft SMP

    YouthfulYields Minecraft SMP
    Looking to secure your future in the most epic way possible? Join our Minecraft SMP and watch your virtual investments pay off in diamonds, emeralds, and maybe even a dragon egg or two!

    Forget about boring real-life investments like stocks and bonds, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is whether you should invest in a creeper farm or a slime farm first.

    Plus, rumor has it that the server owner is actually a secret billionaire who will randomly drop stacks of enchanted golden apples on unsuspecting players. So why waste your time with traditional investments when you could be living it up in a virtual world filled with endless possibilities and hilarious mishaps? Join now and start building your fortune one block at a time!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 56 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • UglyCelebSightings

    UglyCelebSightings
    Join our Minecraft server and you’ll see why this celebrity is considered beautiful – because they’ve built the most stunning pixel art creations you’ve ever seen! From giant statues of themselves to intricate landscapes, you’ll be in awe of their building skills. Plus, rumor has it they once tamed a herd of creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombies. So if you want to see beauty in a whole new light, come join us on this wild and wacky server!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 20 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • TikTokCraft: Gen Z Satisfaction!

    TikTokCraft: Gen Z Satisfaction!
    so, like, u know how tiktok is, like, taking over the world, right? well, on this server, we take it to a whole new level, dude. we got, like, tiktok challenges every hour, where u gotta build the craziest stuff in, like, 60 seconds. and get this, if u win, u get a diamond block that, like, sparkles and stuff.

    but wait, there’s more. we got this secret underground club where only the coolest players can hang out. u gotta do, like, parkour challenges to get in, and once u do, u get access to, like, exclusive skins and pets.

    oh, and did i mention the treasure hunts? yeah, we hide, like, chests full of diamonds and emeralds all over the map, and u gotta, like, solve riddles to find them. it’s, like, a real-life adventure, but in minecraft.

    so, like, if u wanna be part of the most epic minecraft server ever, where tiktok rules and the fun never stops, then, like, join us now, dude. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 1 Falling into the Void: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 30 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • PokeHeavens

    PokeHeavens

    Bienvenido a PokeHeavens Network! Minecraft Pixelmon 1.16.5

    The goal of Pokeheavens Network is to create a balanced, non-p2w server where everything you get has value and does not depreciate over time, eliminating the need for wipes.

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 200
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • ❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

    ❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

    Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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    Modes > Survival

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    Server advantages:

    1. No lags

    2. Friendly admins

    3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

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    Survival:

    ➤ Football (/football)

    Hockey (/warp hokkey)

    ➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

    ➤ Weapons (/guns)

    ➤ Transport (/vehicles)

    ➤ Pets (/pets)

    ➤ Feelings (/feelings)

    ➤ Duels (/duel)

    ➤ Sex (/sex)

    ➤ Clans (/clan)

    ➤ Weddings (/marry)

    ➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

    ➤ Friends (/friends)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Dance (/dance)

    ➤ Spit (/spit)

    ➤ Private (/region)

    ➤ Tops (/tops)

    ➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

    ➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

    ➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

    ➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

    ➤ Report-System (/report)

    In-game console (/console)

    Parkour (/warp parkour)

    Spleef (/warp spleef)

    ➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

    ➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

    ➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

    ➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

    ➤ Economy (Currency)

    ➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

    ➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

    ➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

    ➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

    ➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

    ➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

    ➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

    ➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

    ➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 276 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 35
    Mythical Relics Collected: 14 Elemental Crystals Collected: 48
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Welcome to Macaroni-land: Where pasta meets PvP on all platforms!

    Welcome to Macaroni-land: Where pasta meets PvP on all platforms!
    <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/elysium-server-1-16-5-minecraft-server/">Minecraft Server</a>

    Minecraft Server Overview

    IP Address (JAVA) 37.10.122.12:25984
    IP Address (BEDROCK) 37.10.122.12 PORT 25984

    Discord Server

    Mac land is a survival server with a friendly and chaotic small community. The server has been running for a couple of months and features towns, a simple shop at spawn, starter kits, experimental skills, and community requested plugins.

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Q: How long has the server been running?

    A: The server has been running for a couple of months.

    Q: What can I expect from the server?

    A: A survival server with towns, shops, starter kits, experimental skills, and community requested plugins.

    Q: Is the community friendly?

    A: Yes, the community is described as friendly yet chaotic.

    Q: Are there any unique features on the server?

    A: Yes, there are custom structures, brewery, mailboxes, rp sit, and other random features implemented based on community requests.

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 43 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 27 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 42

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Crafty Catalog Minecraft Server

    Crafty Catalog Minecraft Server
    Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond chicken hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

    So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just remember, serious answers only…just kidding, bring on the memes and chaos!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 99
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • The Anonymous Noob in Minecraft SMP

    The Anonymous Noob in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further than miuna! Our server is home to a community of wacky players who love to do the most ridiculous things you can imagine.

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, participate in our annual llama racing competition, and try not to get pranked by our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious server anywhere else.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of dancing creepers. Will you be brave enough to find it and claim your riches?

    So what are you waiting for? Join miuna today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Void Armor Forged: 13
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 27
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Divine Spears Created: 14
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • NoFavorNoAskMC

    NoFavorNoAskMC
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where manners and common courtesy are valued above all else!

    Join us for a wild ride where you’ll meet characters like Shy Bob, who will only ask for favors through his friends because he’s too shy to talk to you directly. But don’t worry, we’ll teach him the importance of stepping up and asking for what he wants like a true Minecraft warrior.

    Embark on epic quests to restring rackets for your fellow players, but only if they have the decency to ask you themselves! No more indirect requests allowed on this server – we’re all about direct communication and good manners.

    So if you’re ready for a server where politeness reigns supreme and social anxiety is no excuse for not speaking up, then join us now! Who knows what crazy adventures and life lessons await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft world.

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Farms Harvested: 958
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • TimeTravelBuddy

    TimeTravelBuddy
    If you could spend time with any one person in History who would it be? Well, obviously it would be Steve from Minecraft! Can you imagine mining diamonds together, fighting off creepers, and building epic structures side by side? Plus, rumor has it that Steve is a master at redstone contraptions and can even tame a herd of wild pigs to do his bidding. So why join our server? Because you never know when Steve might log on and invite you on an adventure of a lifetime!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Love Letters Sent: 20
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 11
    Gods Slained: 0 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • DemocraftUnderminerz

    DemocraftUnderminerz
    so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, bro. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the cha-cha. you wanna join cuz we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. we even got a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

    oh, and did i mention we have a dance party every night with skeletons and zombies? yeah, they got some sick moves, trust me. you gotta join this server cuz we got the best parties in town.

    plus, we got a secret portal to a land filled with unicorns and talking trees. it’s like a fairytale come to life, man. you don’t wanna miss out on all the craziness happening on this server. so come join us and let’s have a blast together!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 38 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Crafty Negotiator’s Apprentice

    Crafty Negotiator’s Apprentice
    so, liek, u kno dat guy trump? ya, the one from dat show the apprentice? well, he’s liek, da big boss on dis server. he’s got all da diamonds and emeralds u could eva want. he’s a real good negotiator, so u betta be ready to trade ur way to da top. but don’t worry, he’s got a soft spot for newbies, so he’ll hook u up with some sweet gear to get u started.

    and let me tell u, dis server is no joke. we got crazy challenges and epic battles dat will keep u on ur toes. u gotta be strategic and quick if u wanna survive. but don’t worry, we got a team of mods dat will help u out if u get stuck. dey’re da best in da biz, trust me.

    so, if u wanna have a blast and make some new friends, dis server is da place to be. plus, u never know who u might run into. i heard dat one time, notch himself popped in to say hi. so come join us and let’s make some memories together. u won’t regret it, i promise.

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Animals Bred: 114
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Runes Activated: 6
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • GreenCraft: Where even the creepers are environmentally friendly! Join us now on version 1.21.

    GreenCraft: Where even the creepers are environmentally friendly! Join us now on version 1.21.

    GreenCraft SMP Overview

    Features
    🌐 Nations
    🎮 Cross-Platform
    🤺 Minigames
    ⭐ Events
    🗺️ Collectable Maps
    😶‍🌫️ Land claims
    🗳️ Community feedback

    Join GreenCraft SMP today

    Java IP: 54.36.214.248:25601 Bedrock IP: 54.36.214.248 Bedrock Port: 8182 or add GreenCraftSMP as your friend Join our discord for updates: https://discord.gg/cuMcDgQ99N

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join GreenCraft SMP? You can join using the provided Java or Bedrock IPs and Ports, or add GreenCraftSMP as a friend.
    Are there frequent events on the server? Yes, we host events every 2 weeks where participants get rewards.
    What is the main feature of GreenCraft SMP? The main feature is Nations, where players can claim land, build bases, and engage in wars.
    Can I play minigames on the server? Yes, you can access various minigames by typing /warp minigames in chat.
    How can I get collectable map art? You can participate in server activities to earn your own unique collectable map.

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 18 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Emeralds Found: 2276
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Demon Skulls Collected: 34
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Buildings Constructed: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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