Updated November 21, 2024
Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
Magic Items Found: | 3211 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Hey all you crazy Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you ready to join a server where the only evil thing is how insanely fun it is? Come join us on a server where the only oppression is how addictive it is!
I mean, just imagine waiting 300 seconds to post something… that’s like, practically a lifetime in Minecraft time! And don’t even get me started on how many femtoseconds that is in the future – it’s like, mind-blowingly long!
So come on, join us on a server where the only thing you’ll be oppressed by is your own inability to stop playing. Trust me, it’s so worth it!