BroCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

ANTIVAXXER, aspergers, assisted living facility, brocraft, cart wrangler, covid shot, disability, enabling behavior, exhaustion, family dynamics, Guillain-Barré syndrome, guilted into helping, handicapped brother, hoarder, medicaid, Minecraft, obese, parental responsibilities, physical therapy, Server, sibling relationships, therapy sessions, Ultimate, wheelchair accessible van

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures!

🤪 Looking for a server where you can escape reality and dive into a world of chaos? Look no further! Our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, with twists and turns at every corner.

😂 Ever wanted to play Minecraft with a cast of characters straight out of a reality TV show? Well, here’s your chance! From antivaxxer brothers to hoarder moms, we’ve got it all!

🤣 Join us and witness the epic tale of a brother who refused the covid shot, only to end up in an assisted living facility with Guillain-Barré syndrome. Will he ever learn to wheel himself in a wheelchair? Find out on our server!

😜 And don’t miss the thrilling saga of a family torn apart by coddling and enabling. Will the aunt’s email guilt trip bring them together, or push them further apart? Only on our Minecraft server!

🤪 So come on down and join the madness! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained for hours on end? See you there! 🎮 #MinecraftMadness

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	New Chunks Explored:	156198
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CreeperCounselor

anxiety, bipolar disorder, coping strategies, CreeperCounselor, depression, eating disorder, medication, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, OCD, panic attacks, ptsd, schizophrenia, self harm, stress, support group, Therapy

Are you feeling like a creeper about to explode from all the stress in your life? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and let all your worries melt away as you embark on epic adventures in a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky.

Our server is so amazing that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, giant roller coasters that defy gravity, and a community of players who are as crazy as a pack of wild wolves on a full moon night.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your mental health level up to diamond status! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers lurking around every corner – they’re more dangerous than a horde of angry zombies on a rampage.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Spycraft Minecraft Server

Bans, Communication, Cyber Security, Data Protection, digital communication, encrypted messaging, FEARS, Government, internet, Messaging, Minecraft, national security, official use, political tensions, privacy, Russian spying, SECURITY, Server, Spycraft, Surveillance, Technology, telegram app, Ukraine

so like, this server is like the Ukraine of Minecraft servers, all paranoid about Russian spies and stuff. we don’t mess around with no Telegram app here, ain’t nobody spying on us! join our server and be part of the epic battle against the Russian spies trying to infiltrate our blocky world. plus, we have the best potato farms this side of the digital universe. come join us and help protect our virtual borders from those sneaky Russians!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dimension Hops:	14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	259
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PolarBearPurgeCraft

animal control, animal encounter, Arctic, climate change, conservation, Endangered species, endangered wildlife, Environmental Protection, habitat loss, Iceland, law enforcement, nature conservation, polar bear, polar bear sighting, polar regions, PolarBearPurgeCraft, rare, Shooting, unexpected visitor, wildlife, wildlife management

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT POLAR BEARS THAT DO CRAZY SH*T LIKE SHOWING UP IN ICELAND AND GETTING SHOT BY POLICE. IF U WANNA SEE MORE WILD ANIMALS DOING DUMB STUFF, COME ON OVER. PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS RAINING FROM THE SKY AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE TO DESPACITO. WHY WOULD U WANNA MISS OUT ON ALL THIS INSANITY??? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER, WHERE ANYTHING GOES AND NOTHING MAKES SENSE!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Tire SMP

Adventure, Anarchy, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Faction Pvp, Factions, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Prison, PvE, PvP, Ranks, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

Tire SMP is a Minecraft Server where you try to become the best player by grinding to get loot and by fighting others. It’s crossplay so both Java and Bedrock clients can connect. The IP is tiresmp.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Villages Defended:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Earth Steam Oil and Steel

Community, Create, Earth, Earth Map, Factions, Friendly, Geographic, Geopolitical, large map, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, nation, new, Oil, Roleplay, Server, smp, smp server, Steam, Steel, Survival, welcome

We are a new Minecraft modded geopolitical smp server! Our server offers a friendly community and a large earth map with a good amount of necessary mods and the ability to create your own nation! We welcome all, so what are you waiting for? We look forward to seeing you!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6124	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3672
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

PumpKraft Prominence 2: Where Pumpkins Rule and Medieval Villagers Drool in ATM9:TTS Modded Madness!

atm9tts, changelog, Community, Curseforge, Discord, Drool, Events, Forge, Homes, invite, madness, Medieval, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, Network, new players, Prominence, Pumpkins, Pumpkraft, PvP, Quests, Ranks, RPG, rule, server ip, Staff, Time, Tpa, villagers

PumpKraft Minecraft Server Overview

Server	Modpack	Server IP
	Prominence 2 [RPG] v2.6.0HF	pr2.pumpkraft.net
ATM9: to the Skies (Upcoming)	N/A	N/A
Medieval MC	Medeival MC	mmc4.pumpkraft.net

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

You can join the server directly by using the provided server IP addresses.

2. Are there any special features on the server?

Yes, the server offers features such as tpa, homes, quests, toggleable PvP, time ranks, staff online 24/7, and regular custom events.

3. How can I get more information or connect with other players?

Feel free to join our discord server: https://discord.gg/invite/gzWZhMT9xK

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Potions Brewed:	80	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Jamaica Vibes Minecraft Server

Adventure, ATTRACTIONS, Beaches, bob marley, caribbean, culture, Exploration, Food, History, Hospitality, island life, jamaica, local cuisine, Minecraft, Reggae, Relaxation, Resorts, Server, tourism, travel, Tropical, vacation, VIBES

Oh man, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft server that’s basically a virtual Jamaica! Picture this: palm trees swaying in the breeze, reggae music blasting in the background, and players riding around on virtual beach cruisers. It’s like a tropical paradise in pixel form!

But that’s not even the best part. The server has a secret underground dance party where players can show off their best moves and compete in dance-offs for epic prizes. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and gold somewhere on the island – if you can find it, that is.

So why join this Minecraft server? Well, where else can you surf on lava waves, ride dolphins through the ocean, and battle zombie pirates all in one place? It’s like a vacation to Jamaica without ever leaving your computer screen. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the crazy fun waiting for you on this server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mines Excavated:	3309
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	79	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Minecraft SMP: > Creed: “Ain’t gonna be no rematch,…”

Aint, apollo, boxing, Champions, COMEBACK, creed, Defeat, determination, Fighting, Gonna, Minecraft, motivation, movie quotes, movie scenes, perseverance, REMATCH, Rivalry, Rocky, smp, sports, Stallion, Training, Underdog, Victory

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where the battles are as intense as a Rocky vs Apollo rematch! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing when someone will challenge you to a duel and yell “STALLION, WHERE’S MY REMATCH?!”

Our server is filled with crazy characters who will stop at nothing to claim victory, just like Apollo Creed demanding a rematch. So if you’re ready to test your skills against the toughest players in the Minecraft world, come join us and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate champion!

But beware, once you enter our SMP, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked on the adrenaline-pumping action and insane battles that will leave you shouting “Ain’t gonna be no rematch, ain’t gonna be no rematch!” So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the games begin!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1960	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Chimeras Created:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Crops Grown:	1319	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

DislikeAtFirst – Minecraft SMP

anticipated enjoyment, changed mind, Disappointment, DISILLUSIONED, disillusionment, DislikeAtFirst, failed expectations, false expectations, initial excitement, let down, Minecraft, regretful experience, smp, surprising dislike, unanticipated disappointment, unanticipated dislike, unexpected aversion, unexpected disappointment, unexpected dislike, unexpected outcome, unexpected reaction, unexpected taste, unmet expectations

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Bacon Sword, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into delicious pork chops. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Unicorn Mount, capable of flying you to the highest peaks of the Minecraft world.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what wacky surprises await you around every corner!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

NoObsoProductsMC

anti-obsolescence products, durable goods, durable products, eco-conscious items, eco-friendly products, enduring products, lasting items, long-lasting items, long-term goods, non-disposable items, non-perishable goods., NoObsoProductsMC, planned obsolescence, products, Quality Goods, reliable products, sustainable goods, sustainable products, timeless items, timeless products

Are you tired of your Minecraft server breaking down every time you try to build a castle? Look no further! Our server is made with diamond-infused redstone that will never break or wear out, guaranteed for eternity! Join us and never worry about planned obsolescence ruining your gaming experience again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of invincible creepers who will protect your creations at all costs. So come on over and join the fun, where the only thing planned to last forever is the epicness of our server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

UkrainianPilotz Minecraft Server

advanced training, Air Force, Aviation, cross-border collaboration, Defense, fighter jets, fighter pilots, flight school, France, French jet training, International cooperation, military alliance, military aviation, military training, Minecraft, nato, pilot program, pilot training, Server, skilled pilots, Ukraine, Ukrainian pilots, UkrainianPilotz

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian pilots have completed french jet training and are now ready to take to the skies in blocky planes! fly through the virtual world with your fellow pilots and conquer the skies with your mad skills. who needs real life when you can live out your wildest flying fantasies in minecraft? join now and soar to new heights!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

BlockBlastin’ Beirut

Assassination, Beirut, BlockBlastin, confirmation, Conflict, death, hezbollah, Hezbollah statement, international relations, Israeli airstrike, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military leader, military official, political violence, regional tensions, SECURITY, targeted killing, Terrorism, top official

yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got crazier battles than hezbollah vs israel! our top military officials are constantly getting taken out by insane airstrikes in beirut… but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! join us for some intense pvp action and see if u can survive longer than our top dude did! plus, we got the best loot and craziest builds u won’t find anywhere else. so come on, what u waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3
Void Armor Forged:	19	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Magic Items Found:	7629	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

🍫 RAISINCLOUD 🧡 A cozy project for you! 🧡 Minecraft server

{Moderation team}, Ant Battle, anti cheat, balanced modes, beautiful maps, Bed wars, build battle, Builders, cakes, Castle Battle, Cozy, cs go, Deathrun, Economy, Events, Giveaways, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hosting, Hunger Games, invite a friend, login privileges, Low Ping, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Minecraft, Mob Arena, one block, OWNER, Paintball, Parkour, Project, Quake, Server, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, tea, technical support, TNT Run, tube project, unique quest system, versions 1.8

❤️ We are the most tube project of all that you could see anywhere. Balanced modes will give you unforgettable impressions during the entire time spent with us. Beautiful maps, thoughtful concepts, frequent events, stable hosting and this is far from all that our project can boast of. We are waiting for you, and do not forget to grab some tea, it will be difficult to tear yourself away!

Brief description of the content on the server:

* Daily login privileges

* Generous “Invite a Friend!” system

* Unique quest system

* Frequent events and giveaways

* The most beautiful maps from our builders

* Reliable moderation team

* The most powerful anti-cheat

* Balanced economy

* Fast and responsive technical support

* Low ping

* Support for all versions starting from 1.8

* Good, wonderful, beautiful, and most importantly modest Owner

* Still reading the description? Stop hesitating, come in, we’re already waiting for you!

P.S. We also have the most delicious cakes!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

No Coordinates, No Elytra, No Resets – Just Chaos and Fun on NoCoords Legacy 1.21 Semi-Anarchy!

Chaos, coordinates, ELYTRA, Fun, Legacy, Nocoords, Resets, semi anarchy, Semianarchy

IP	nclegacy.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/2j5MN8svxM

Overview

NoCoords Legacy is a semi-vanilla, semi-anarchy Minecraft server with minor adjustments to improve game balance. Some modifications include disabled coordinates, disabled elytra, and more. The server has minimal rules to ensure a fun and safe experience for all players.

Basic Rules

No Cheating
No Exploiting
No Bigotry
No Doxxing/Harassment

For more details on the rules, refer to the server spawn.

FAQ

Q: Are coordinates completely disabled on the server?

A: Yes, coordinates are disabled to add a challenge to navigation in the game.

Q: Can I use elytra on the server?

A: No, elytra are disabled on NoCoords Legacy to maintain game balance.

Q: What happens if I use end crystals or bed explosions?

A: End crystals and bed explosions do no damage to players or the environment on this server.

Q: Will I encounter phantoms while playing on this server?

A: Phantom spawning is disabled on NoCoords Legacy.

Q: Is it possible to take void damage on the nether roof?

A: Yes, void damage is enabled on the nether roof to prevent exploits.

Q: Where can I find more information about the server rules?

A: You can find additional details on the rules at the server spawn location.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Crafty Creeper Minecraft Server

2026, album release, calling it, cover, Crafty, creeper, Future, industry prediction, long term prediction, Minecraft, Music (Industry), music analysis, music cover, music industry forecast, music news, music prediction, music speculation, music trends, pop culture, prediction, Server, trend forecasting, upcoming trends

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server that will blow your mind and transport you to a world of pure insanity! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a rainbow-colored llama through a field of exploding chickens while battling a giant zombie wearing a tutu. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough in our server, you’ll find a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes?

So come join us on this wild ride and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe this server will be the cover story in 2026 for being the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	New Chunks Explored:	795931
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.