BroCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

ANTIVAXXER, aspergers, assisted living facility, brocraft, cart wrangler, covid shot, disability, enabling behavior, exhaustion, family dynamics, Guillain-Barré syndrome, guilted into helping, handicapped brother, hoarder, medicaid, Minecraft, obese, parental responsibilities, physical therapy, Server, sibling relationships, therapy sessions, Ultimate, wheelchair accessible van

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5866
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	376
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

New Minecraft Servers

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures!

🤪 Looking for a server where you can escape reality and dive into a world of chaos? Look no further! Our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, with twists and turns at every corner.

😂 Ever wanted to play Minecraft with a cast of characters straight out of a reality TV show? Well, here’s your chance! From antivaxxer brothers to hoarder moms, we’ve got it all!

🤣 Join us and witness the epic tale of a brother who refused the covid shot, only to end up in an assisted living facility with Guillain-Barré syndrome. Will he ever learn to wheel himself in a wheelchair? Find out on our server!

😜 And don’t miss the thrilling saga of a family torn apart by coddling and enabling. Will the aunt’s email guilt trip bring them together, or push them further apart? Only on our Minecraft server!

🤪 So come on down and join the madness! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained for hours on end? See you there! 🎮 #MinecraftMadness

Divine World KamiKatsu 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, Adventure, Anime, attack on the capital, Chapter 40, cut short, Divine, FANTASY, Gods, japanese, kamikatsu, Kaminaki Sekai no Kamisama, Late DUMPING, Manga, manga release, Manga Review, manga series, Manga spoilers, manga update, newly translated chapter, Supernatural, world

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7777
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they just dropped a bombshell of a newly translated chapter. And get this, the attack on the capital is cut short! Like, what even is happening in this crazy server, man? You gotta jump in and experience the chaos for yourself. Don’t miss out on all the epicness, join now and be part of the madness!

Unironically Pass Minecraft SMP Austria

acceptance, Appearance, Austria, Authenticity, belonging, conformity, cultural norms, discrimination, European, gender, Identity, Inclusivity, integration, Minecraft, pass, passing, Perception, Self-expression, smp, societal expectations, society, Stereotypes, unironic, Unironically

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7751
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Dimension Hops:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	686	Crops Grown:	9003
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a virtual world of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!

GF Goodbye Minecraft Server

Apology, busy schedule, Commitment, Communication, Distance, Expectations, Frustration, Girlfriend, Goodbye, long distance communication, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, overreacting, patience, phone date, relationship issues, Server, standing up, Time management, Trust, trust issues, Understanding

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9870
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Divine Spears Created:	30
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!

We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.

So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RageQuitRaverGF

anger, Argument, celiac, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Drunk, exhaustion, Guilt, late night, light sleeper, night out, partner, patience, Psychological, RageQuitRaverGF, relationship, Schedule, sleep issues, work nights

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5495
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Are you tired of being woken up in the middle of the night by your partner’s drunken cooking escapades? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?

LifeCraft SMP: “Unexpected Weight”

LifeCraft, smp, unexpected, weight

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7807
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8979	Ores Mined:	3595
Votes:	660	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Void Armor Forged:	27	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, you know when you’re just mining away and suddenly a creeper comes out of nowhere and blows up all your hard work? Well, on this server, we have creeper-proof armor that makes you invincible to those green boogers!

And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.

Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.

So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.

CraftyContraband

acceptable, Allowed, CraftyContraband, crime, Forbidden, illegal, Justice, Lawful, lawful practices, Laws, Legal, Legitimate, misconceptions, misunderstood, permissible, Prohibited, regulations, rules, society

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7057
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	76	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Join our Minecraft server where we embrace all things wild and wacky! We’re the only server where it’s legal to ride pigs through the Nether, build giant statues of creepers in the spawn area, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

Forget about boring old rules and restrictions, on our server, the crazier the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a giant maze filled with exploding chickens? Why not!

So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that what people view as illegal is actually the most fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

WarCrafty Minecraft Server

aggression, Attacks, Conflict, Defense, defense policy, defense strategy, Diplomacy, european union, German Defense Minister, global politics, international relations, Military, military preparedness, Minecraft, nato, putin, Putin attacks, russia, SECURITY, Server, wage war, War, Warcrafty

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	570
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Dimension Hops:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Void Armor Forged:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	248	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Putin is shook? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! Our Defense Minister said we need to be ready for war, so come join us and show Putin who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

We got crazy events like zombie pigman invasions and creeper explosions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society (but with more diamonds and less secrecy).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Putin that we mean business in the world of Minecraft! Who knew building blocks could be so intense? Let’s do this!

TaiwanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

$571 Million, arms sales, Asia-Pacific, authorizes, biden, bipartisan support, Bucks, china taiwan, cross-strait relations, Defense, Edition, foreign policy, Indo-Pacific, international relations, military aid, military support, national security, SECURITY, strategic partnership, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, united states, US president

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5099
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	4770	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Divine Spears Created:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Endless Night Skies:	4

u know u want to join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own army and take over the world like u r the president of taiwan. with $571 million in military aid from president biden, u can conquer all the other players and be the ultimate ruler of the server. join now and show everyone who’s boss!

RhythmCraft – Time Your Blocks

action, Adventure, Attacks, blocks, bloodborne, Challenging, Combat, dark souls, Difficulty, Dodges, ENEMY, games, Gaming, Hardcore, INTENSE, Rhythm, RhythmCraft, sekiro, Soulslike, strategy, Time, Timing, video games

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6444
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

LOLZ, join dis epic Minecraft server where we turn soulslike games into a DANCE PARTY! Imagine fighting mobs to the beat of sick tunes, dodging and attacking like a pro dancer. We even have a disco ball in the middle of the battlefield, cuz why not? Plus, if you can’t keep up with the rhythm, you’ll be forced to do the Chicken Dance in real life. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy fun! Join now and get ready to boogie your way to victory!

VeggieCraft: GestationalGamerz

diabetes prevention, dietary habits, dietary patterns, early pregnancy, gestational diabetes, GestationalGamerz, health, Healthy Eating, healthy pregnancy, Iranian women, lifestyle choices, lower risk, maternal health, medical study, nutrition, plant based diet, Pregnancy, prospective cohort study, public health, research findings, VeggieCraft, wellness

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3067
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Players Killed by Monsters:	8489
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat all the plants and avoid gestational diabetes like the plague! our players are like super healthy iranian women who know how to chow down on them veggies and keep their blood sugar in check. we even have a special quest where you have to find the rare magical broccoli to unlock unlimited health potions. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this veggie-filled adventure!

Mystic Isles Server 1.20.2

1.20.2, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, Captivating, Enigmatic, Fiction, Intriguing, Isles, legend, literary, MARTYR, Mysterious, Mystery, mystic, No. 928928401, novel, page-turner, SaintLegendMartyr, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unknown writer

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3249
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Void Gems Collected:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.

Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.

Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥

Suspended Aster Minecraft SMP

Aster, confusion, consequences, consequences of actions, disbelief, disciplinary action, Drama, getting the boot, gossip, Minecraft, Misinformation, punishment, Rumors, School, school administration, school gossip, school rules, smp, social media, student behavior, student suspension, suspended, suspension

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6058
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Void Armor Forged:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17

Oh boy, do we have a wild ride for you on our Minecraft SMP! Forget about boring old rules and regulations, we thrive on chaos and drama. Just last week, Aster thought they could get away with griefing everyone’s builds, but little did they know, our admin team is always watching. Let’s just say they won’t be causing any more trouble around here!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!

BroBro’s Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, Boundaries, BroBros, brother issues, cheating girlfriend, codependency, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, holiday stress, mental health, Minecraft, self-care, Server, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, therapy refusal, tough decision, tough love, toxic relationship

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1405
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of family drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any cheating girlfriends or drunk brothers in sight.

Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.

Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

CraftyCouplesCashCrisis

adjusting to change, child care arrangements, childcare options, Communication, compromise, CraftyCouplesCashCrisis, daycare costs, family activities, family finances, financial decision, financial responsibilities, financial strain, Guilt, high-stress job, household help, inflation impact, MIL assistance, parenting decisions, partner disagreement, saving money, working parents

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5103
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Towns Built:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3113	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Are you the arsehole for not wanting to spend a fortune on daycare when you have a perfectly capable MIL who can watch your kid for free? Join our Minecraft server and let us help you navigate the tricky waters of family dynamics and financial decisions!

On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!

Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?

BedMkrNoPoint – Minecraft SMP

BedMkrNoPoint, BEDROOM, cleanliness, comfort, daily routine, efficiency, habits, Home decor, Housekeeping, Lifestyle, making your bed, mental health, Minecraft, morning routine, neatness, organization, productivity, Relaxation, self-discipline, sleep hygiene, smp, tidiness, well-being

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1230
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Animals Bred:	61
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Yo, so like, have you ever thought about joining this epic Minecraft SMP? Bro, let me tell you, it’s lit AF. Like, we got this one dude who builds giant statues of chickens everywhere, I swear it’s like a chicken cult or something. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in pig oinks, like what even is that? But hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?