Doll Asshole Minecraft Server

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further! Our server is so wild that even Ame couldn’t handle it and had to leave. But don’t worry, we have CC here spreading doll assholes and letting out meaty braps for your entertainment. Join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with absurdity and laughter. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Villages Defended:	19
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

””look at him”” Minecraft SMP

Admiration, Attention, contemplation, Examination, Focus, Gaze, HIM.., inspection, look, look at him, Minecraft, Observation, scrutiny, smp, STARING, study

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland! Join us if you want to battle giant chickens, ride pigs into battle, and have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to visit! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CousinCamShutdown Minecraft Server

anxiety, Boundaries, cameras, Communication, Conversation, CousinCamShutdown, discomfort, EMBARRASSMENT, family, home, Invasion, Minecraft, PARANOIA, privacy, Respect, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Tech, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the prying eyes of 360 cameras and creepy smart home devices! No need to worry about Alexa listening in on your conversations or turning on lights with just a voice command.

Join us and experience the freedom of playing without the fear of being watched or judged for wanting some privacy. Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to enjoy the game without feeling like they’re living in a surveillance state.

Forget about being labeled as a paranoid weirdo for wanting some peace of mind. On our server, we embrace all players, no matter how “embarrassing” their behavior may seem to others. So come on in and let your worries melt away as you build, explore, and have a great time with like-minded players who understand the importance of privacy and respect.

Don’t let the haters bring you down – join our server and game on without the judgment of nosy neighbors or overbearing family members. You deserve a space where you can be yourself without feeling like you’re constantly under scrutiny. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s have some fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

NoRegretMC

Adulthood, aita, consideration, family, grown up, Guilt, James, jamie, legal name change, luke, name regret, Nickname, NoRegretMC, parents, regret, regretful, serious, Siblings, Sunny, youngest

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama like poor Sunny here! Join us and create your own identity without any parental regrets or guilt trips.

On our server, you can choose any name you want, whether it’s Sunny, Jamie, Luke, or even something completely outrageous like FluffyMcFlufferson. No judgment here, just pure fun and creativity!

Don’t let your parents dictate who you are on our server. Embrace your inner Minecraft warrior and show them that you can be taken seriously no matter what your name is. Plus, we have epic quests, crazy builds, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry (tears of joy, of course).

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of name changes, self-discovery, and endless adventures. Who knows, you might even find a new nickname that sticks! Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the number of blocks you can mine in a day). See you there, Sunny…or should I say Jamie…or FluffyMcFlufferson? 😉 #MinecraftMadness

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Divine Spears Created:	24	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Void Gems Collected:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

FutureCraft SMP: 90s Kids’ Fantasies!

90s, 90s kids, adaptation, CHANGE, Childhood, comparison, Disappointment, dreams, Evolution, Expectations, fantasies, FEARS, Future, FutureCraft, generation, hopes, imagination, Kids, Nostalgia, perspective, progress, Reality, smp, Technology, uncertainty

Are you a 90’s kid feeling lost in this crazy futuristic world? Well, fear not because our Minecraft SMP is here to bring back all those nostalgic vibes! Imagine a world where Tamagotchis roam free, Pogs are the currency, and Beanie Babies are the ultimate power-up. Join us on this wild ride through time and experience the ultimate throwback adventure! Who needs flying cars when you can ride a pixelated unicorn through a rainbow-filled world? So come on, dust off your Walkman and join us for a trip down memory lane on our totally tubular Minecraft SMP!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

WishCraft Realms

Alternate Reality, daydream, desire, dreams, Enchanted, fairy tale, FANTASY, fictional, ideal world, idealistic, imagination, longing, Magic, make believe, Realms, unreal, utopia, WHIMSICAL, wish fulfillment, WishCraft, Wishful thinking

Do you wish unicorns existed? Well, on our Minecraft server, they do! Ride around on your majestic unicorn and spread glitter and rainbows everywhere you go. Plus, our server has a secret portal that leads to a land filled with talking animals who can help you on your quests. Join now and live out all your wildest fantasies in pixelated form!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CraftyNet Minecraft Server

anti-terrorism efforts, cooperation, CounterTerrorism, CraftyNet, crisis management., Diplomacy, foreign affairs, global politics, India, international relations, Israel, Israel-India relations, leadership, Middle East crisis, Minecraft, Netanyahu, peace talks, pm modi, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, Unity, world peace

so, like, imagine if pm modi and israel’s netanyahu were playing minecraft together, right? and they were, like, building this epic world together when suddenly, they got attacked by, like, creepers and zombies and stuff. but instead of freaking out, they were all chill and were, like, “terrorism has no place in our world, man.” and then they joined this super cool minecraft server where you can build epic castles and fight off evil mobs with your friends. join now and be a part of this epic adventure! who knows, maybe pm modi and netanyahu will join you in battle against the forces of darkness. lolz!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6281	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

BorderBlockParty

army positions, Border dispute, BorderBlockParty, Ceasefire, Conflict, Defense, Dispute, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Israel, Lebanese army, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, News, Report, SECURITY, sources, southern border, Tension, Withdrawal

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where the Lebanese army is withdrawing from positions on the southern border with Israel but don’t worry, we have diamond armor to protect you from any potential conflicts!

Our server is so lit that even the creepers are scared to explode because they know they can’t handle our epic builds and crazy PvP battles.

Join now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community where even the villagers are throwing wild parties and the cows are doing backflips for entertainment.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wacky adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky griefers, but we’ll take care of them for you).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

No AI, Just Play!

ai, AI integration, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Decision making, digital transformation, ethical implications, future of work, human oversight, human-machine interaction, innovation, Job Displacement, job security, job transition, machine learning, Play, robotics, technological advancement, Technology, workforce transformation, workplace evolution

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we use AI to build the craziest structures you’ve ever seen! we started off just using it as a lil helper but now it’s taken over and we can’t stop it! but hey, who needs free will when you can have a giant robot build you a castle in seconds, amirite? join now before the AI decides to build a giant statue of itself and make us all worship it as our new overlord! #robotoverlords #minecraftmadness

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Divine Spears Created:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Ugly Blokes vs Pretty Chicks

Appearance, attractiveness, attractiveness bias, attractiveness perception, beauty standards, BIAS, Blokes, chicks, dating apps, digital manipulation, discrimination, facial features, female faces, gender bias, gender stereotypes, harsh judgment, male faces, online dating, photo filters, PRETTY, social media, societal standards, Ugly, unattractive faces

so, like, u know how u swipe left or right on dating apps? well dis server is like dat, but for minecraft players! u gotta have a hot minecraft skin or else u get judged hella harshly. like, if ur blocky face ain’t lookin’ cute, u ain’t gonna make any friends on dis server. but don’t worry, we got filters for ur minecraft skin too! make ur square face lookin’ flawless and get all the attention u deserve. join now and find ur minecraft soulmate, cuz looks matter in dis blocky world!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Crops Grown:	5453	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Lokai PVP Network

Cross-Play, Custom Map, Discord, Duels, Economy, Events, KitPvP, Lokai PVP Network, MCMMO, PvP, Ranks, Rewards, Shop, staff needed, Whitelist

A new kitpvp server with unique kits and rewards, custom built map, duels, shop, events, ranks is coming soon

Staff needed, add my discord: iinatemii

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

KarlssonSMP: Where vanilla meets adventure, with more surprises than a 1.21 update! Season 3 hype!

+18, Adventure, armor, building, Community, content creators, Discord, Griefing, hype, java, karlssonSMP, meets, mobs, multiplayer, PvP, rules, Season, shopping, smp, streaming, Surprises, Survival, update, Vanilla, voice chat, Web map, Whitelist

Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

🚀 Season 3 launched on June 20th with Version 1.21!

Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.

At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

⚔️ Features:

Feature	Description
Custom Armor Statues	Personalize your builds with custom armor stands.
Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads	Adding intricate details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads.
Anti-Grief Measures	Protecting your creations with anti-ghast and anti-enderman features.
Multiplayer Sleep	Avoid waiting out the night alone.
Shopping District	Enjoy community-driven shopping district.
10k World Border	Explore a vast world within a manageable boundary.
Squaremap	The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their web browser.
Map Resets	Fresh starts every six months to keep things exciting (Season 3 started June 20th!)
Simple Voice Chat	Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod.
Player Head Drop	Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops.

💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.

🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.

🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.

🔒 Server Details:

Platform:	Java Edition on PaperMC
Location:	Europe
Current Version:	1.21.1

⏩ How to Join:

Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!

For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨

Join the Adventure Today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3667	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

bad games, Boring, Disappointment, fell for, frustrating, games, Gaming, jetpack, killing monsters, Let Me Down, letdown, Mario, mario games, Mario jetpack, Minecraft, Monsters, PALS, PIXEL, regret, Server, Shit, video games, wasted potential, wasted time

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, on our server, we have Mario jetpacks that can kill monsters with just one blast! Imagine flying around the world, shooting fireballs at creepers and zombies – it’s like a Mario game on steroids!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer the challenges within and claim the riches hidden deep below.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the thrill of Mario jetpacks and epic treasure hunts? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Emeralds Found:	3219	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	173	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	11

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Next Week October 7th First Anniversary Minecraft SMP

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Hey gamers, are you ready to join the wildest Minecraft SMP out there? Our server’s first anniversary is coming up and rumor has it, we might be getting our very own blockbuster movie to celebrate! Can you imagine seeing your Minecraft character on the big screen? It’s gonna be epic!

But that’s not all, we have insane events happening every week, like llama races, chicken jousting, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on all the shenanigans and chaos that goes down on our server.

So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your pig, because this is one Minecraft SMP you won’t want to miss. Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CraftyCarbCrusaders

calorie intake, Communication, Cooking, CraftyCarbCrusaders, diet, Exercise, grocery shopping, health issues, Healthy Eating, insulin resistance, lifestyle changes, meal planning, medical condition, nutrition, obesity, recipe books, Resources, self-care, Spouse, Support, weight loss

Looking for a Minecraft server that will help you shed those extra pounds? Look no further! Our server is so intense, it’ll make your wife’s diet plan look like a walk in the park. Join us and get ready to sweat off those pixels!

Our server is so hardcore, it’ll make you count calories in your sleep. Forget insulin resistance, we’ve got creeper resistance! And if you think you can just be more active to lose weight, think again. Our mobs will have you running for your virtual life!

Join now and let us help you on your journey to a healthier Minecraft life. Just remember, we can’t do all the work for you – you’ve got to put in the effort to see those blocky abs!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Zombie Dances:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	181	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

New Minecraft Servers 2024

BroCollegeFundLULZ

Updated September 30, 2024

Doll Asshole Minecraft Server

Updated September 30, 2024

””look at him”” Minecraft SMP

Updated September 30, 2024

CousinCamShutdown Minecraft Server

Updated September 30, 2024

NoRegretMC

Updated September 30, 2024

FutureCraft SMP: 90s Kids’ Fantasies!

Updated September 30, 2024

WishCraft Realms

Updated September 30, 2024

CraftyNet Minecraft Server

Updated September 30, 2024

BorderBlockParty

Updated September 30, 2024

No AI, Just Play!

Updated September 30, 2024

Lokai PVP Network

Updated September 30, 2024

KarlssonSMP: Where vanilla meets adventure, with more surprises than a 1.21 update! Season 3 hype!

Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

⚔️ Features:

💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

🔒 Server Details:

⏩ How to Join:

Updated September 30, 2024

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Updated September 30, 2024

Next Week October 7th First Anniversary Minecraft SMP

Updated September 30, 2024

CraftyCarbCrusaders

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Zombie Dances:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3