Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we support all kinds of love stories, even the ones that involve tracking phones and pounding on doors! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own couch for unexpected guests like Chase, who just needed a place to crash after being kicked out for being fabulous.

Experience the thrill of evading angry parents who threaten to call the cops and sue you for being a good Samaritan. Who needs boring old rules when you can live on the edge and host runaway teens in need of a safe haven?

So come on over and join us on this chaotic journey filled with drama, love, and unexpected houseguests. Who knows what kind of trouble you’ll find yourself in next!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 98/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11
Magic Items Found: 4694 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • AutisticSisMCServer

    AutisticSisMCServer
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Need a break from family responsibilities? Join us and build your own virtual family that won’t ask for bedtime stories or snacks every five minutes.

    Imagine a world where you can go on dates without worrying about rushing back home to take care of your little sister. Our server offers the ultimate freedom to live your best virtual life without any guilt trips or tears.

    Uncle Cory might be cool in real life, but on our server, you can leave all family obligations behind and focus on building epic structures and exploring new realms. Say goodbye to babysitting duties and hello to endless adventures with fellow gamers who understand the struggle of balancing real life with virtual fun.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to being the reluctant guardian of a little sister who just won’t let you live your best life. It’s time to prioritize your own happiness and let the pixels do the parenting for a change.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • BlockPartyFamVacay

    BlockPartyFamVacay
    Are you tired of your boyfriend being a party pooper when it comes to vacations? Do you want to have some fun adventures with your kids without feeling guilty? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a virtual world where you can go on epic quests and build amazing creations with your children!

    Imagine taking your kids on a vacation to a magical land where you can explore ancient ruins, battle fierce monsters, and build towering castles together. Leave your boyfriend behind in the real world while you embark on thrilling adventures with your little ones. Who needs a reluctant partner when you have a whole virtual world to explore?

    Don’t be the only one missing out on all the fun memories – join our Minecraft server today and create unforgettable experiences with your kids. Leave the real world drama behind and dive into a world of endless possibilities. Who needs a vacation when you have a Minecraft server waiting for you?

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 43 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 8
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 8
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 39 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • FoodComboDisaster – Minecraft SMP

    FoodComboDisaster – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment! Join us if you want to witness the most outrageous food combinations ever seen in the game. Picture this: a player trying to survive on a diet of raw fish and rotten flesh because they believe it gives them superpowers. Or how about a player who exclusively eats spider eyes and mushroom stew because they think it will turn them into a Minecraft superhero? Trust us, you won’t find this level of culinary chaos anywhere else. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 8
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Gods Slained: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 32 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 6 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • BlockyNostalgia

    BlockyNostalgia
    Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server and experience the ultimate throwback to the 90s and 2000s with pixelated graphics, retro music, and funky skins that will have you feeling like you’re living in a time warp. But that’s not all – we’ve got mini-games inspired by your favorite childhood TV shows and movies, like a SpongeBob SquarePants themed parkour challenge and a Harry Potter themed potion brewing contest.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club hidden somewhere in the server where players can dance the night away to classic hits from the Spice Girls and Backstreet Boys. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the server and grants wishes to lucky players who find it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and relive the glory days of the 90s and 2000s in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Potions Brewed: 153
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Epic Battles Fought: 7 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 29
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 14

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • BirdFluCrew

    BirdFluCrew
    so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer, but with blocks and stuff. like, you can build a castle and then blow it up with TNT, because why not? and there’s this one time, this player found a secret dungeon with a talking pig that gave out diamonds like candy. it was wild, man.

    but the real reason you gotta join this server is because we have the best parties. like, every Friday night, we have a massive pixel art contest where the winner gets a real life unicorn. no joke. and if you’re lucky, you might even run into Herobrine himself and have a dance off. it’s epic, bro.

    so, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to discover a secret dungeon with a talking pig.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Animals Bred: 125

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • 🏕️ SMP for Shady Characters 🏕️ Only the Best for 18+ Villagers! Join the Club now! 🌈✨

    🏕️ SMP for Shady Characters 🏕️ Only the Best for 18+ Villagers! Join the Club now! 🌈✨
    About Us
    The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family! We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.
    Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

    Server Specs: Platform: Fabric 1.21 Location: San Jose, California, United States CPU: AMD Ryzen 5 7600X RAM: 10GB (32 Total)

    Mods & Tweaks
    We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Notable Mods/Tweaks Included: Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory. Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat. ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed. Mobs & Players Drop Heads. Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief. Accelerated Leaf Decay. Minecarts now run 4x faster. Online Webmap.
    Application
    Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!: Join our Discord Server. Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules. Step 2: Submit an application via our application link. Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you! Step 4: Short Interview. Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist.

    FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Q: What is the age requirement to join Club SMP?

    A: The server is for players 18 years and older.

    Q: How can I apply to join Club SMP?

    A: To apply, you need to join their Discord server and follow the application process outlined on their website.

    Q: What mods are included in the custom client modpack?

    A: The modpack includes various server-sided optimization and quality of life mods, along with features like Simple Voice Chat, Mobs & Players Drop Heads, Anti-Grief mods, and more.

    Q: Where is the server located?

    A: The server is located in San Jose, California, United States.

    Q: How long does it take to get whitelisted after submitting an application?

    A: Applicants may need to wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact them after submitting an application.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Elemental Crystals Collected: 60
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • KawaiiCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

    KawaiiCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as kawaii as a fluffy unicorn riding a rainbow? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine, build, and slay creepers with the most adorable group of virtual idols you’ve ever seen!

    Our server is home to Generation EONIA, novamore, Hanamizuki, and Ephemira – each group filled with talented virtual idols like Charlotte Suzu, Isla Coleman, Nene Amano, Lua Asuka, Namiji Freesia, and more! Watch them perform live concerts, cover your favorite songs, and even check out their exclusive merchandise that’s so cute it’ll make your heart explode!

    But that’s not all – we’ve got kawaii friends like Prima, Phase Connect, Tsunderia, and more who are always up for some pixelated fun! And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure on our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride magical unicorns and battle evil witches with your trusty diamond sword!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world so cute, you’ll never want to leave!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10
    Gods Slained: 0 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • ExStepChefCraft

    ExStepChefCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets culinary chaos! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where step-siblings, ex-husbands, and special needs children collide in a battle of the taste buds.

    Imagine a server where cooking is not just a hobby, but a way of life. You’ll have to fend off your step-sister’s ex-husband who suddenly wants to cook for the family once a week, leaving you with no chance to showcase your culinary skills. Will you stand up for your right to cook, or will you let him take over the kitchen?

    But fear not, for on this server, you can cook your own meals for you and your grandma once a week, defying all odds and showing everyone that you are the true master chef. So come join us and embark on a journey filled with delicious dishes, family feuds, and maybe even a sprinkle of Minecraft magic. Who knows, you might just find yourself cooking up a storm while dodging drama at every turn. See you in the kitchen!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Crops Grown: 7092

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • RedditAdviceMinecraftSMP

    RedditAdviceMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of getting terrible advice from your friends who think they know everything? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate advice-giving paradise! Need tips on how to build the most epic castle or how to survive a creeper attack? Our community of players has got your back with the most outrageous and hilarious advice you’ll ever receive. Join us now and say goodbye to boring advice forums, because here, we only give the most absurd and entertaining tips to help you conquer the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 68
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Mines Excavated: 4405
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Void Gems Collected: 39

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • EmoCraft: The Feels Express

    EmoCraft: The Feels Express
    Are you tired of boring old movies that only make you feel one or two emotions? Well, get ready for the rollercoaster ride of a lifetime on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience a whirlwind of emotions that will leave you questioning your very existence. From the heart-pounding excitement of battling creepers to the heart-wrenching sadness of losing all your diamonds in a lava pit, this server has it all. And let’s not forget the pure joy of finally finding that elusive pink sheep or the intense rage of getting blown up by a sneaky TNT trap. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and prepare to feel ALL the feels!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 7
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 18 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Endless Night Skies: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • FrostCraft Minecraft Server

    FrostCraft Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine can use all the funds from frozen russian assets to build the most lit minecraft world ever. we got diamonds for days and creepers that drop stacks of emeralds. our admins are all ukrainian ninjas who will protect u from any griefers or trolls. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find elytra wings and ride dragons into battle. join now before putin tries to shut us down, comrade!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Alien Abductions: 0 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Magic Items Found: 1036 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 22 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • NATOandEU4Ukraine

    NATOandEU4Ukraine
    so, like, u kno how ukraine is all like “oh i wanna join nato but i gotta join eu first”? well, the finnish president is like “yup, that’s the way it’s gonna go down, no nato for ukraine until they’re in the eu club”. but like, who cares about all that political stuff when u can join our minecraft server instead? we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword that shoots lasers. so come on, join our server and leave all that nato and eu drama behind. let’s build some crazy stuff together and have a blast!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Farms Harvested: 501
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • BoomerMC – Where all the cool kids hang out and build stuff together in a grown-up way on a brand spanking new world

    BoomerMC – Where all the cool kids hang out and build stuff together in a grown-up way on a brand spanking new world

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Qualities Description
    Close to Vanilla 99% of farms allowed with exceptions. Farms must be discussed and approved.
    Server Type PaperMC for optimization, minimal plugins except for management
    PvP Not enabled, server is for friendly survival like Hermitcraft
    Server Size Less than 30 whitelisted players for creativity and relaxation

    Application:

    Apply Here

    Discord:

    Join our Discord

    We hope to see you there and don’t be afraid to say hi!

    FAQ

    Q: Can I build any type of farm on the server?

    A: Most farms are allowed, but please discuss and ask before building to ensure feasibility and avoid duplication.

    Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

    A: Minimal plugins for management, mainly running on PaperMC for optimization.

    Q: Is PvP enabled on the server?

    A: PvP is currently not enabled, focusing on friendly survival gameplay like Hermitcraft.

    Q: How many players are allowed on the server?

    A: Less than 30 whitelisted players to maintain a small, creative community.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 18
    Mines Excavated: 2731 Love Letters Sent: 11

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • GPU Wars Minecraft Server

    GPU Wars Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and help us rebuild the lost Chinese revenue! We promise to turn those tears into laughter as we embark on a wild journey to create the most epic virtual world ever seen. Who needs billions of dollars when you can have endless diamonds and emeralds in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that Huang himself will be joining the server to seek refuge from his financial woes. Don’t miss out on the chance to game with a disgraced billionaire – join us now!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Villages Defended: 20
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 198 Potions Brewed: 182
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 45 Cursed Lands Purified: 10

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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