BroBroGrowUp Minecraft Server

BroBroGrowUp Minecraft Server

Are you tired of moochers taking advantage of their parents and living rent-free while you work hard to build your own empire in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where we don’t tolerate freeloaders like Dan! Join us and build your own virtual kingdom while teaching Dan a lesson in responsibility. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the chaos and fun in Minecraft? Don’t be an enabler like Dan’s parents, join us now and let’s show him how it’s done!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 102/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37
Crops Grown: 9982 Divine Scrolls Written: 15
Titanic Battles Fought: 15 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

New Minecraft Servers

  • Dictator’s Secret Minecraft Server

    Dictator’s Secret Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only dictatorship you’ll find is in the hands of our fearless leader, Vance! Rumor has it he’s secretly working with Project 25, a group of elite Minecraft players who are always one step ahead of the game.

    But don’t worry, we’re not just about politics here. We’ve got epic battles, insane building competitions, and even a secret underground bunker where we plan our next moves against rival servers.

    So why join our server? Well, for starters, where else can you find a dictator who’s also a master builder and PvP champion? Plus, if things get too crazy, we might even have to call in the EU military to help us out. And trust us, you do not want to miss that showdown.

    So come join us on our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the stories we make up along the way. Who knows, you might just become a legend in the world of Minecraft.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7831 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 21
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 13 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 13

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Special Minecraft SMP Zone

    Special Minecraft SMP Zone
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

    Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. You try to run but accidentally fall into a pit of lava that leads to an underground disco party hosted by creepers. And that’s just the beginning!

    Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle it out in epic PvP tournaments where the winner gets a crown made of enchanted golden carrots, and participate in our annual “Build a House Upside Down While Blindfolded” competition.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear hidden somewhere in the world. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest player on the server?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and unpredictable adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Epic Quests Completed: 13
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 16 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockPartyNeighbors

    BlockPartyNeighbors
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your neighborhood drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy accusations, misunderstandings, and overreactions!

    Reasons to join our server: – Witness intense social media messages between players – Get involved in disputes over alleged car window peeping with flashlights – Experience the thrill of being accused of inappropriate behavior without actually doing anything – Enjoy the drama of neighbors instructing their children to avoid yours – Discover the hidden secrets of stolen items and derogatory name-calling

    Don’t miss out on the chaos and confusion of our Minecraft server! Join now for a neighborhood drama experience like no other!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 26 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Gods Slained: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Dimension Hops: 6 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 15 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyMinecraftMoments

    CraftyMinecraftMoments
    Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and suddenly a group of dancing creepers appeared, throwing a party in your mine shaft? Well, on our server, that’s just a normal Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises, like finding a secret village of talking pigs or stumbling upon a hidden disco dungeon where skeletons bust a move to funky tunes. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventures in Minecraft – join us now and experience the unexpected!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Villages Defended: 13
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 51
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Convenience Craft – No Fees!

    Convenience Craft – No Fees!
    join dis epic minecraft server where convenience fees are actually convenient! why pay extra when you can pay less? our server is run by a group of deranged chickens who have mastered the art of online transactions. they will peck away at your wallet with such finesse, you’ll be begging for more fees to pay! but don’t worry, these chickens are also expert negotiators. just offer them some corn and they’ll lower your fees faster than you can say “cluck cluck”. plus, our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted pig, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him in the depths of the nether. so come on down to our server and experience the convenience of convenience fees like never before! it’s clucking amazing!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 214
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Epic Shields Constructed: 26 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Cerebellum & Left Cortex Connect

    Cerebellum & Left Cortex Connect
    Yo, dis server be like a fMRI scan for yo brain, but instead of boring science stuff, we got Minecraft! Join dis server and level up yo brain connectivity like never before!

    We got bilingual players who be slayin’ dragons in two languages at once, makin’ their brain regions connect like Wi-Fi on steroids. If you learned yo second language when you was a youngin’, you be like a Minecraft genius up in here!

    Come join da fun and let yo cerebellum and left frontal cortex do the cha-cha together while you build epic castles and battle creepers. Ain’t no server like dis one, so get in on da action now!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3755 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Campfire

    The Campfire

    The Campfire is a small, cozy community of players looking to have fun! We are currently running the BCG+ modpack with additional mods to spice up gameplay! One of the highlighted mods is Origins. In addition, we are whitelisted server. If you’re interested in joining, hop into our Discord and apply!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 8
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Divine Spears Created: 12
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Animals Bred: 141 Gods Slained: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • 1Hour 1Life: Where 1Hour never feels like enough in this wild world of craziness!

    1Hour 1Life: Where 1Hour never feels like enough in this wild world of craziness!

    1Hour 1Life Minecraft Server

    Overview
    If you’re looking for a fresh survival experience, check out 1Hour 1Life — a server where every minute truly matters.
    What Sets 1Hour 1Life Apart?
    Life is ShortEvery real-life minute equals one year in the game. You start as a baby and live through to old age at 60. This fast-paced lifecycle means that every decision—whether building, exploring, or interacting—has immediate consequences.
    Community & LegacyYou’re born into a family, becoming part of a living, breathing community. Your actions contribute to the strength and survival of your family and the larger server community. The bonds you form and the legacy you help build are what keep the server alive and evolving.
    Exploration with a ChallengeForget relying on F3 coordinates—they’re intentionally inaccurate. You’ll need to use in-game maps and compasses (which always point north) to navigate. Even popular map mods like Xaero’s Maps won’t help you here, as they’re rendered useless. This brings back the thrill and challenge of true exploration.
    Unique IdentityYou play as a Civllager, a blend of Villager and Pillager, with each life giving you a fresh start and a new identity. This keeps gameplay dynamic and lets you continually reinvent yourself.
    Why Join?If you’re into hardcore survival, love the idea of being part of a close-knit community, or just want a different kind of challenge, 1Hour 1Life offers a unique twist on Minecraft. It’s a server where every life is a new adventure, and your actions have lasting impacts.

    Server IP: play.1hour1life.netWiki: 1hour1life.net/wikiDiscord: https://discord.gg/KP9MS8Bfq4

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I respawn after I die? No, once your character dies, that life is over and you start fresh as a new Civllager.
    How do I navigate without accurate coordinates? Use in-game maps and compasses to navigate, as F3 coordinates are intentionally inaccurate on the server.
    Is PvP allowed on the server? Yes, PvP is allowed but be mindful of the community guidelines and consequences of your actions.
    How can I contribute to the server community? Your actions, whether through building, interacting with others, or participating in events, contribute to the strength and survival of the server community.

    See you in-game 😉

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 2986
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Ronaldo Retired in Minecraft SMP

    Ronaldo Retired in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with more drama than a Real Housewives reunion!

    Join us and you’ll be thrown into a world where Ronaldo didn’t retire in the US because he was too busy building epic redstone contraptions and battling creepers with his trusty diamond sword. That’s right, Ronaldo is a secret Minecraft pro and he’s waiting for you to join him on this crazy adventure.

    But that’s not all, we’ve got Messi and Pelé running a llama farm together, Steve from Minecraft is actually a secret agent trying to stop Herobrine from taking over the server, and the Ender Dragon is actually just misunderstood and looking for a friend to play with.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for some epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected plot twists along the way.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GFsteals4funCraft

    GFsteals4funCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheap as my girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is all about saving the planet by reusing everything we can, just like my girlfriend does with her second-hand clothes and phones. Join us and scavenge for resources like she does on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist – who needs diamonds when you can find them for free, am I right?

    We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?

    So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 37
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Elemental Crystals Collected: 71
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 31 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Potions Brewed: 49 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyLessons

    CraftyLessons
    Picture this: you’re a young, naive Minecraft player, just starting out in the vast world of blocky adventures. You stumble upon a server that promises epic quests, insane builds, and endless fun. But little did you know, this server was unlike any other.

    As you start your journey, you quickly realize that this server is filled with crazy challenges and unexpected twists at every turn. One lesson you learned the hard way? Never trust a chicken with a diamond sword. Trust us, it’s a clucking nightmare.

    But fear not, brave adventurer! Despite the chaos and mayhem, this server is the ultimate test of your Minecraft skills. From dodging explosive creepers to battling zombie pigmen in a disco dance-off, every moment is a wild ride.

    So why should you join this insane Minecraft server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of angry villagers, or build a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Trust us, the laughs and memories you’ll make here are worth every crazy moment.

    Join us now and prepare for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky chickens… they’re always up to no good.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 7
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 11 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Dimension Hops: 13

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • EverestClimber100

    EverestClimber100
    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got partial remains of a british climber who tried to climb everest like 100 years ago. like, how wild is that?! come join us and maybe u can stumble upon some ancient treasures or somethin’. who knows what other crazy stuff u might find on this server. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna be a part of this epic adventure?! come on, don’t be a square, join us now!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 50
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Paws & Pixels Server

    Paws & Pixels Server
    so, like, imagine if aliens were, like, watching us from, like, space or something, right? and they were, like, super obsessed with, like, dogs and cats instead of us dumb humans. like, they’d be all like, “omg, look at how these humans cater to their furry friends, they must be their rulers or something.”

    well, that’s kinda how it is on this, like, totally epic minecraft server. we got, like, aliens watching us and stuff, but they’re more interested in our pets than us. so, if you wanna join a server where you can, like, impress aliens with your pet-owning skills, then this is the place for you.

    plus, we have, like, this crazy story about how the aliens once abducted a player’s pet pig and turned it into a super intelligent creature that could build entire cities in minecraft. it’s, like, totally wild, man.

    so, come join us on this server and show those aliens just how awesome you and your pets are. they’ll be, like, totally impressed, dude.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 12 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Veggie Vixens vs Eco Bros

    Veggie Vixens vs Eco Bros
    so, liek, dis minecraft server is da bomb diggity, u gotta join cuz it’s where all da cool kids hang out. we got crazy builds, epic battles, and a whole lotta fun. plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all da rare items and treasure.

    if u join, u gonna be part of da most exclusive club in da minecraft world. we even got a pet pig named bacon who will guide u on ur adventures. and if u ever get lost, just follow da rainbow sheep to find ur way back home.

    oh, and did i mention we have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with giant chickens? yeah, it’s pretty wild. so come on over and join us, cuz on dis server, anything is possible. just watch out for da creepers, they can be real sneaky bastards.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 94 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 12
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 9146
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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