BroBroFav vs SisSisMiss | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in equality and fairness for all players! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy quests and epic battles.

Looking for a server where you won’t be neglected like poor Dorian? Well, look no further! On our server, everyone is treated like royalty, even if you’re not the favorite child.

We promise not to give iPhones to one player and pencils to another. Nope, everyone gets the same epic loot and rewards here. Plus, no tantrums allowed – unless they’re in-game, of course.

So come join us and escape the drama of real life for a world where everyone is valued and appreciated. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even find some long-lost siblings to team up with on your Minecraft journey!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CraftyKidsDrugFree

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Ever wondered what it would be like to navigate through the tumultuous world of foster care in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Our server offers a unique experience where you can roleplay as a traumatized child who makes questionable decisions, like mistaking candy for drugs. But hey, who hasn’t been there, right?

Join us as we dive into the complex relationships between players, where betrayal, forgiveness, and understanding are all part of the game. Experience the thrill of uncovering the deep-rooted traumas of your fellow players and watch as friendships are tested and bonds are strengthened.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with heart-to-heart conversations, emotional revelations, and a whole lot of Minecraft fun. Who knew that a virtual world could be so full of drama?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4195	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

RetroCraft: $XX Memories

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Are you tired of paying outrageous prices for virtual blocks in other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Our server offers blocks at prices so low, you’ll think you’ve traveled back in time to when they were only XX$!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Block Bandit, a sneaky player who steals blocks from unsuspecting builders and leaves behind hilarious pranks in their place. Join our server and see if you have what it takes to outsmart the Block Bandit and reclaim your stolen blocks!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hidden deep within the mines. Dance the night away with your fellow players while dodging creepers and zombies – it’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden treasure rumored to be buried somewhere in the world… but beware, it’s guarded by a pack of wild wolves wearing top hats!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

LuhanskMeatGrinder Minecraft Server

Conflict, Crisis, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, foreign fighters, Geopolitics, international relations, kyiv, Luhansk, LuhanskMeatGrinder, meat grinder assaults, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, Minecraft, political tensions, proxy war, russia, SECURITY, Server, Syrian mercenaries, Ukraine, violence, War

LOL come join our minecraft server where we have syrian mercenaries fighting in a meat grinder HAHAHA. it’s like a battle royale but with minecraft blocks and crazy russian tactics. you’ll be dodging bullets and building shelters while trying to survive the chaos. join now for the most intense and hilarious gameplay you’ll ever experience. trust us, you won’t regret it!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Enchantments Applied:	181
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CraftyZelenskyy’sWarzone

#announcement, Armed Forces, Conflict Resolution, CraftyZelenskyysWarzone, Defense, Government, international relations, leadership, military content, News, Peacekeeping, Politics, president, press conference, SECURITY, Speech, strategy, Ukraine, victory plan, Video, zelenskyy

so like, u gotta join our amazin minecraft server, cuz like, zelenskyy himself announced that our server has the STRONGEST military content everrrr in his victory plan!! like, u can build tanks and helicopters and wage epic battles with other players!! it’s like world war 3 but in minecraft, so like, way more fun and less dangerous, ya know? join now and be a part of zelenskyy’s ultimate victory plan!! it’s gonna be lit, fam!! 🚀🔥🎮

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ores Mined:	4877	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Octopus Stomach Crawl

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join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of having an octopus crawl into your stomach without hurting you! it’s like a free massage from the inside out, plus you’ll have a new best friend for life. who needs a pet dog when you can have a stomach octopus? come join us and see what other wacky adventures await you on our server. we promise you’ll never look at minecraft the same way again!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Divine Spears Created:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Panic BuyCraft: Evolutionary Game

behavioral decision-making, behavioral economics, Buycraft, cognitive biases, consumer behavior, Covid-19, decision making models, decision making process, emotional reactions, evolutionary, evolutionary game, Game, game theory, impulse buying, information processing, Panic, panic buying, prospect theory, Psychological Factors, rationality, risk perception, scarcity mindset, social influence, stockpiling behavior

so, like, u ever wondered why u feel the urge to buy all the toilet paper when there’s a pandemic? well, on our minecraft server, we explore the wacky world of panic buying in a way that will blow ur mind. we have this crazy game based on prospect theory where u gotta make decisions that will either save ur virtual life or leave u stranded without any diamonds. it’s like survival mode on steroids, bro. join us if u wanna see how ur brain works when u’re freaking out about running out of supplies. plus, we have a secret level where u can fight off zombie shoppers in a grocery store. it’s wild, man. come check it out and unlock the mysteries of panic buying in the age of covid-19. it’s a trip, i swear.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Dimension Hops:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Void Gems Collected:	10	Star Shards Collected:	221

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

DeekzSMP

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Crates, Dungeons, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Friendly, KitPvP, Minigames, Mining, Mods, multiplayer, PvP, Quests, Realms, Roleplay, Support, Survival

DeekzSMP is a high quality survival economy server with crates opening and much more.Want to join the fun?Join play.deekzsmp.xyz now!Supportive and friendly community awaits you!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6230	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	1994	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Novidium Skyblock: Where chests sell themselves and pigs fly!

balance, Cactus, chests, Dirt, Economy, Farming, Fly, ISLAND, Items, Leaderboards, Nostalgia, Novidium, Pigs, player-to-player, Plugins, Quests, Rarity, RICHEST, sand, Sell, Shops, Skyblock, smp, Trading, UI, Vanilla

Server Name	Novidium
IP	play.novidium.net
Overview	Novidium is a simple skyblock server where players build islands, complete challenges, and participate in a player-to-player economy. The server aims to bring back the nostalgia of older skyblock servers with a balance between traditional and modern features.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What type of challenges can players expect on Novidium?	Players can complete challenges such as obtaining 64 sugar cane to earn rewards like dirt or sand. These challenges provide a purpose to farming items and make certain items rare but not limited in supply.
How does the player economy work on Novidium?	There are no admin shops on the server; all trading, buying, and selling is done between players. Players need to build their own shops on their islands using chests and signs to facilitate transactions.
What are the main features of Novidium?	The server focuses on challenges, player-to-player economy, and leaderboards. There are leaderboard for the richest players and the highest level islands based on block rarity and quantity.
Is Novidium suitable for all types of players?	The server may not appeal to everyone, but it offers a unique and balanced skyblock experience that combines elements of classic and modern gameplay.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	188
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most feeble adventurer can thrive! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll encounter bizarre creatures, mystical lands, and maybe even a talking cow or two.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasures, and even a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on an epic journey filled with laughter, danger, and maybe a few explosions along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Emeralds Found:	3877
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

The Space Cadet – Minecraft SMP

AI Guides, blacked, Blacked Cards, BLACKED Modding, BNWO Dictionary, booru, Cadet, Cheating, Discords, Earned Orgasms Program, Editing Tutorials, genshin impact, Minecraft, NovelAI, Official BLACKED Clothing, PMV Torrent, Slur Strokes, smp, Space, Templates, tutorials, Whiteboy Denial Week, zenless zone zero

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Our Cheating Edition is all about pushing the boundaries and breaking the rules in the most hilarious ways possible.

Join us for Whiteboy Denial Week where you can save up your cum and release your tension with everyone on the 1st to the 8th of every month! Share your progress, edge count, and see who can hold out the longest.

But that’s not all, we have the most advanced AI everyone is using – NovelAI V.3 for just $25 a month for unlimited gens. Use it to create the most outrageous stories and scenarios in the game.

And don’t forget about our BLACKED Modding, where you can turn Genshin Impact and Zenless Zone Zero into a whole new experience.

Plus, we have official BLACKED clothing, a dedicated Booru for all your creations, a BNWO Dictionary for all your wild terms, and even a Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program for those who want to push the limits even further.

Join us on this wild ride and see just how far you can go in the most insane Minecraft SMP server out there!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Enchantments Applied:	259
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CraftyHubbyCutback

balance, Boundaries, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyHubbyCutback, Discord, family, financial responsibility, Gaming, hobbies, Marriage, Priorities, quality time, relationships, self-care, socialization, Support, Time management, Understanding, video games

Are you tired of your spouse spending more time with their virtual friends than with you? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee that your significant other will be too busy building pixelated castles to even think about chatting with strangers online!

Our server is so addictive that your husband will forget all about rewriting movies and chatting on discord. Instead, he’ll be too busy mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers to even remember the existence of his phone game alliance.

Plus, we have a strict rule against encouraging unnecessary purchases like a ps5. Instead, we encourage our players to spend quality time with their loved ones (or at least their Minecraft buddies).

So join our server now and save your marriage from the clutches of virtual friendships and late-night chats. Who needs discord drama when you can have blocky adventures with your spouse?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

BlockyLove30

age, BlockyLove30, career, changes, Commitment, Communication, emotional maturity, family, Friends, growth, INDEPENDENCE, life stages, long-term relationships, love, Maturity, personal development, Priorities, reflections, relationships, responsibilities, Self Discovery

Are you tired of boring old relationships that fizzle out after a few years? Well, join our Minecraft server and watch your relationships evolve from simple friendships to epic love stories between the ages of 20 and 30! Who needs dating apps when you can find your soulmate while mining for diamonds together? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret love potion hidden somewhere in the server that guarantees eternal love (results may vary). So come join us and see how your relationships can level up from level 20 to level 30 in no time!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mines Excavated:	1469
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

SwordCraft: Kursk’s Revenge

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Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz we got crazier battles than the alleged Russian execution of a Ukrainian soldier with a sword inscribed ‘for Kursk’! Our PvP arena is lit AF, with players wielding diamond swords and enchanted armor like bosses.

But wait, there’s more! Our survival world is like a post-apocalyptic wasteland, where you gotta scavenge for resources and fend off zombie hordes. Trust me, it’s more intense than a sword fight with a Russian soldier.

And if that’s not enough, we have custom mini-games that will blow your mind. Ever played Minecraft parkour on a moving platform suspended in the sky? Yeah, we got that.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs real-life drama when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Ultra Processed Food Frenzy

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come join our minecraft server where we serve only the finest ultra-processed foods to increase your risk of type 2 diabetes by 17% with every bite! who needs health when you can have FUN?! join our community of players who love living life on the edge with their sugary snacks and pixelated adventures. build your own diabetes-inducing castle and battle it out with other players in epic food fights. trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the diabetes games begin!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Vexlaris

commands, custom portals, death chest, Economy, experience points, Grief Prevention, incentives, Interactive map, Jobs, Land Protection, Perks, player-engagement, Ranks, real time map, Resource Gathering, Rewards, server essentials, server map, Survival, web-based map, Whitelist, world navigation

CMI: CMI manages the economy, server essentials, and commands, with added features such as custom portals for travel between worlds. Grief Prevention: Players can claim and protect their land, ensuring builds are safe from unwanted griefing. AngelChest: When a player dies, their items are stored safely in an AngelChest, allowing them to retrieve everything without the stress of losing their valuables. Jobs Plugin: Players can take on jobs to earn money and experience points, which help them rank up and unlock new perks. TreeAssist: This handy plugin lets players quickly fell entire trees, making resource gathering faster and more efficient. LushRewards: Random rewards are distributed as players engage with the game, keeping things exciting and offering incentives for regular play. Dynmap: An interactive web-based map of the server, allowing players to view the world in real-time and navigate more easily.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.