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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 110/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 0
Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 43
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 36 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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