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Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 1838 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 450 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of angels descends from the sky to sing your praises. And if you manage to tame a unicorn, you unlock the ability to fly to the moon and back in a matter of seconds.
Oh, and did we mention the giant floating taco that rains down enchanted golden apples every hour on the hour? Yeah, that’s a thing too.
So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wielding a sword made of pure diamond? Only on this server, my friend. Only on this server.