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Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 6372 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Runes Activated: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of angels descends from the sky to sing your praises. And if you manage to tame a unicorn, you unlock the ability to fly to the moon and back in a matter of seconds.
Oh, and did we mention the giant floating taco that rains down enchanted golden apples every hour on the hour? Yeah, that’s a thing too.
So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wielding a sword made of pure diamond? Only on this server, my friend. Only on this server.