BritPolCraft – WakeyWakey Minecraft Server

Airbnb, Azerbaijani banker, BIBLE, brit/pol/, BritPolCraft, Buckingham Palace, CHRISTIANS, D-Day veteran, emergency worker, eternal life, Glory, Gove replacement, Honor, IMMORTALITY, ISLAMIC STATE, king charles, Knightsbridge, love, Michael Mosley, Minecraft, national service, Nigeria, persistence, public spending cuts, rishi sunak, Romans 2:7, Server, Starmer, Surrey Heath, Tax, UK voters, wakey wakey, WakeyWakey, Wedding

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8689
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Votes:	6858	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Holy Grails Found:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the news headlines? Look no further! Join our server where you can build your way to eternal life, just like in Romans 2:7! And if you’re feeling romantic, come witness our D-Day veteran, 100, tying the knot with his 96-year-old bride in-game!

But that’s not all – we have emergency workers getting stretchered away, sniffer dogs with burnt paws, and Buckingham Palace drama that will make your head spin! And if you’re into politics, we’ve got Starmer failing to rule out public spending cuts and UK voters split on pledges not to raise taxes – it’s a virtual political rollercoaster!

And don’t even get us started on the scandals – Gove’s replacement caught claiming he moved to Surrey Heath when his home was found on AirBnb, and an Azerbaijani banker’s wife defending her £15m Knightsbridge home purchase. Plus, Islamic State is executing Christians in Nigeria, adding a touch of danger to your Minecraft experience!

So come join our server for a mix of chaos, drama, and outrageous stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1510
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Secret Passages Found:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Star Shards Collected:	138	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4831
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Mines Excavated:	2389	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1417
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Magic Items Found:	2585	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7032
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Crops Grown:	6488	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5761
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4424
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchantments Applied:	191
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Dimension Hops:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8764
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Star Shards Collected:	83
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	991
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Votes:	5585
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6591
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6333
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Endless Night Skies:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dimension Hops:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4062
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Villages Defended:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Farms Harvested:	189	Mythical Quests Completed:	30

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1571
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Votes:	4448	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5142
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8231
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Emeralds Found:	4584	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Villages Defended:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5187
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Astral Projections Made:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Runes Activated:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Magic Items Found:	7311

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever