Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take mandatory reading to a whole new level! You’ll need to read the entire Bible and listen to Isaiah 5:20 on repeat before you can even think about joining our wacky world.

But wait, there’s more! We have nine-year-olds running malicious WhatsApp groups, so you know things are always exciting. And don’t forget about our special forces wiping out Putin’s Black Sea Fleet – talk about drama!

Join us as we fight the fake stamp epidemic from China with Royal Mail and witness carers fighting to clear their name over a 30p a week benefit error. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions!

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a full-blown culture war between the Tories and Labour over “shutting women up.” Plus, Sadiq Khan getting heckled over knife crime at the London Mayor hustings – it’s chaos!

But don’t worry, we’ve also got SSE’s battery storage system fully operational, so at least we’re doing something right. So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself – you won’t regret it!