Britoid’s LOL Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn until you shit your pants? Well, look no further because our server will have you laughing so hard, you’ll need to change your undies after every play session!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor in stitches. Our community of players is so funny, even the creepers can’t help but chuckle.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Britoids who are known for their uncontrollable laughter that will have you doubling over in pain (from laughing too hard, not from actual pain).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to laugh until you shit your pants (but don’t worry, we have plenty of spare undies for you)!

Updated November 19, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9923
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

The Atlas Project

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Atlas is an immersive MC experience like no other. A custom nation creation system, mixed with the rich backstory and quest progression of an MMORPG, make for a unique world that MC players of any style can enjoy!

– Found Nations and Towns and Siege your way to victory! – Unique Crafting Skills: Smeltery, Tannery, and Fletchery – Magic and Spellcasting – Rotating Daily Event System, including Smuggling and Excavation! – Massive Dungeons and Hundreds of Quests! – Massive 12k by 12k custom map with over 20 NPC Cities!

play.mc-atlas.com

Updated November 19, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Love Letters Sent:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

I-Survival

PvP, Survival

Welcome to I-Survival! We have a wonderful community, and we will always accept new faces! You got greifed? Don’t worry! Our moderators can fix it! Need an item or block? You can buy it at the marketplace! There is also a PvP arena, and an enchantment room! Explore the vast seas and fields, and invite your friends! There are many things to find, so come and play!

I-Survival.com

Updated November 19, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Crops Grown:	9758
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Opera gx

Bed wars, Minigames, Murder Mystery, Skywars, The Bridge

Server IP: play.gx-network.com

play.gx-network.com

Updated November 19, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	20	Mines Excavated:	2099
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Chunkworld Reborn Claims

Economy, PvP, Survival

Chunkworld Reborn Claims Fresh world.

Survival with claims. Collect heads from your kills. Including other players. You can set homes and teleport to your friends. Build your own player shop and sell your goods. Defeat bosses to gain epic loot. Small and friendly userbase. ——————————————————–

claims.chunkworldreborn.com:25566

Updated November 19, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

AwesomeNick08

Creative, Skyblock

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mc.kaoshkraft.net

Updated November 19, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	827
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Divine Spears Created:	23
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Primegames

Classic Prison, Faction Survival, Factions, Op skyblock, Prison, PvP Survival, Skyblock, Survival

New high-quality cross-platform servers including skyblock, prison, survival and factions.

We also host bedrock servers and can be joined from primegames.net: 19132

Contact: [email protected]

primegames.net

Updated November 19, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Star Shards Collected:	171
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Friday The 13th

Mini Games

Official server of Friday the 13th – Minecraft Edition. Play as Jason or one of your favorite counselors as you fight to survive or fight to kill. Featuring customized gameplay as Jason and counselor, players have perks, abilities, and objects to aid in their mission. Hide behind doors, break them down, set traps, cut the power, try to repair it if you dare, jump through windows, call Tommy Jarvis to come back from the dead, and try to communicate with others using proximity chat and radios.

f13minecraft.com:25577

Updated November 19, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Villages Defended:	20	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7011	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Modcraft

Land Claim, mod, Modded, Modpack, Multiplayer Survival, Pve Survival, smp, Survival

ModCraft is a community-driven modded Minecraft server network dedicated to offering top-notch modded experiences. Our primary commitment? Performance and reliability. By running on dedicated hardware hosted in the UK, we ensure the uptime and reliability of our servers.

Why Choose ModCraft?

Inclusive and Welcoming: At the heart of ModCraft is our Discord community, a vibrant space characterized by its embrace of diversity and mutual respect, ensuring a welcoming environment for all.Authentic Gameplay: We stick to default configurations for core features in each modpack, allowing players to experience the game as the mod creators intended.Dedicated Hardware: We don’t compromise on infrastructure. Our top-tier dedicated servers ensure optimal connection and ping, especially for our EU-based players.Customized Discord Bot: We’ve developed our very own Discord bot tailored to enhance the ModCraft community experience to quickly help and respond to users.Innovations on the Horizon: Our dedication to the community doesn’t stop here. We’re in the process of writing a custom plugin to bridge the gap between all the servers.

Join Us on Discord: https://discord.modcraft.co.uk

Current Servers:

Create: Above and BeyondCreate: Astral [Coming soon]Create: Stellar [Coming soon]Vanilla

Our vision is to grow alongside our community. As a community member, you get to react and shape the server as we expand. Stay connected on our Discord to be the first to know about our latest updates and join a network where performance meets passion!

create.modcraft.co.uk

Updated November 19, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Secret Passages Found:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

f68’s Survival

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Semianarchy, Survival, Vanilla

f68’s survival is a semi-anarchy survival server. PvP and raiding are allowed with a unique shop and currency system.

The IP to connect to f68’s survival is f68survival.comThe server is currently on 1.20.4

f68survival.com

Updated November 19, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Love Letters Sent:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

DLcraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

We are a small group of colleagues willing to offer you the best possible experience, and tons of fun!

You will have guaranteed fun, from fighting against tough enemies, getting your own plot, socializing… to enjoying with your friends with hilarious events created by the staff!

Become the best and earn the respect of the entire server!

Start your epic adventure today!

dlcraft.es:30040

Updated November 19, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Star Shards Collected:	264	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Mines Excavated:	3929	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Void Armor Forged:	26	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CobbleCraft Network

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival Games

Join the CobbleCraft network! Play original and unique minigames and some revamped classics @ mc.cobblecraft.net

Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

Server IP: mc.cobblecraft.net or play.cobblecraft.net | No Mods Required!

Online Server Store: https://store.cobblecraft.net

Come play on great maps and funny minigames! We have lots of minigames and much more to come!

Get VIP now and support the server! https://store.cobblecraft.net

mc.cobblecraft.net

Updated November 19, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Legion network

Cracked, Gui Shop, Jobs, Land Claim, MCMMO, MobSpawner, PvP Survival, RPG, Survival

Welcome to The Legion, a small network looking to expand and grow!We offer an impressive list of features that is expanded upon & perfected each day :Will you Discover hidden skills and progress your character to its highest form to unlock new powerful items, armour sets, talismans, pets & even dungeons over on our survival world..Or will you progress deeper into our factions world & begin raiding your enemies and building your empire!

Survival-=¤ Custom Overworld with 150 Biomes ¤=–=¤ Claims, Lands, Kingdoms & Wars ¤=–=¤ Custom Modeled & Animated Pets, Mobs & Bosses ¤=–=¤ Custom Textured Armour, Weapons, Items & Rare Artefacts ¤=–=¤ Custom Enchantments ¤=–=¤ Skills and Progression ¤=–=¤ Custom Mob Loot Tables ¤=-

Factions-=¤ Classic Factions Experience ¤=–=¤ Skills & Jobs ¤=–=¤ Voting, Playtime & Crate Rewards ¤=–=¤ PlayerVaults ¤=–=¤ Envoys / Supply Drops ¤=–=¤ Quests ¤=–=¤ Battlepass ¤=–=¤ Faction Top ¤=-

play.thelegionmc.com

Updated November 19, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

EpicRealm

Mini Games

EpicRealm is a upcoming custom minigames server. Currently we have two minigames:

EpicHideAndSeek: This is a game based off of Gary’s mod hide and seek with input from Blackright709.

EpicRandomBuilders: In this gamemode you must build the topic for that round with a twist, you are given random 1.12 blocks to build it with. You must be creative to design the best build possible.

epicrealmmc.com

Updated November 19, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Magic Items Found:	8116
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Flargo.net

PvE, PvP

!!IMPORTANT!! SERVER OPEN BETA OPENING 12/25/17

are you looking for a server with gun games? are you looking for real 3D weapons? are you looking for a ranking system? you want mapvote? you’ve come to the right place!! On our server you get the “real” gun game, not just swords and bows, but real WEAPONS with “realistic” weapon textures. With us you will also find a ranking system in which you can become better than your friends! Play on the most popular maps and choose the favorite! I hope to see you on the battlefield BG. the Flargo.net team

flargo.net

Updated November 19, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Vanish pixel

Balanced Economy, ClanWars, Faction Survival

V A N I S H P i X E L

JOIN THE DISCORD discord.gg/CE4evF9Rne

Introducing Vanish Pixel Network, we are pleased to invite you to Vanish and we assure you that you will have fun. Join to grow the community!

M O D A L I D A D

o Kingdoms [Con mejoras, Nexus y Boosteos](Native: 1.16 | You can play from 1.12-1.19)

T E O F R E C E M O S– Growing community– Active staff – 24/7 support, guidance and help via tickets.– Exclusive things and items– You can apply for Staff!– VIP Ranks with Benefits

JOIN THE DISCORD discord.gg/CE4evF9Rne

– Version: 1.8-1.19– IP: 104.167.222.158:10203– Invitation: discord.gg/CE4evF9Rne

104.167.222.158:10203

Updated November 19, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6571	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.