Britoid’s LOL Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn until you shit your pants? Well, look no further because our server will have you laughing so hard, you’ll need to change your undies after every play session!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor in stitches. Our community of players is so funny, even the creepers can’t help but chuckle.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Britoids who are known for their uncontrollable laughter that will have you doubling over in pain (from laughing too hard, not from actual pain).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to laugh until you shit your pants (but don’t worry, we have plenty of spare undies for you)!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Ores Mined:	3551	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	701051	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Mines Excavated:	4119	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	3825	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Crops Grown:	8855	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Void Armor Forged:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Titanic Battles Fought:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6250	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	32	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Meteorites Collected:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Gods Slained:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	28

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	47

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!