Britoid’s LOL Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn until you shit your pants? Well, look no further because our server will have you laughing so hard, you’ll need to change your undies after every play session!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor in stitches. Our community of players is so funny, even the creepers can’t help but chuckle.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Britoids who are known for their uncontrollable laughter that will have you doubling over in pain (from laughing too hard, not from actual pain).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to laugh until you shit your pants (but don’t worry, we have plenty of spare undies for you)!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Crops Grown:	4517	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	468
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Dimension Hops:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Towns Built:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8107
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	117	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	23

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Mines Excavated:	1129
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.