BritCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2086
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Towns Built:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	104
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magic Items Found:	8034

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the manliest Minecraft server on the block! This server is so manly, even the pixels have beards. No girls allowed because we’re too busy flexing our virtual muscles and chopping down virtual trees with our bare hands.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombie cheerleaders (yes, you read that right) and riding into battle on giant chickens. Our PvP arena is so intense, it’s rumored that even the Ender Dragon is scared to enter.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive manly mini-games like “Lava Parkour” where you have to jump from burning block to burning block to reach the finish line. And don’t forget about our secret underground club where we host epic dance parties with skeletons and creepers.

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner manliness and conquer the pixelated world, join us on this server. Just remember, no girls allowed…unless they can grow a beard.

FrancoHateXOwner50Yrs

50 years, ACCUSATION, anniversary, controversy, Country, Democracy, denounces, elon musk, Event, Franco anniversary event, FrancoHateXOwner50Yrs, Government, historical event, inciting hatred, leadership, PM Pedro Sánchez, Politics, return to democracy, spain, Spanish, Speech, X owner

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3975
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Void Gems Collected:	24
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even Spanish PM Pedro Sánchez be talkin bout it at sum Franco anniversary event. he be all like “Elon Musk, u r incitin hatred wit dis server” but u know wat? he just jelly cuz he can’t handle da epicness of dis server.

we got crazy builds dat will blow ur mind, like a giant potato castle or a rollercoaster made entirely out of cheese. u can even ride a llama into battle against zombie pigmen or challenge ur friends to a dance-off in da disco room.

but wait, there’s more! we have secret treasure hunts, epic boss battles, and even a secret underground lair where u can plot world domination. so come join us on dis server and be part of da most epic adventure of ur life. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Crafty Cancer Crushers

active lifestyle, Cancer, cancer mortality, Cancer prevention, cancer progression, cancer research, cancer risk reduction, cancer survival, Crafty, Crushers, disease prevention, exercise benefits., exercise frequency, exercise routine, fitness regimen, health benefits, health outcomes, healthy lifestyle, Longevity, Physical fitness, physical health, Preventive medicine., Regular physical activity

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7821
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89
Animals Bred:	97	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

yo, so like, this server is lit af cuz like, if u play on it u gonna be like super healthy and stuff. like, u know how exercise is good for u and all that? well, on this server, if u play for just 60 minutes a week, ur chances of like, not dying from cancer go down by like, 47% or something.

so like, if u wanna be a total boss and like, live forever or whatever, u gotta join this server. plus, the mobs drop like, super healthy food that gives u like, extra hearts and stuff. it’s like, the healthiest server ever, bro. so come join us and like, be the healthiest Minecraft player ever. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.

🏕️ THE CLUB SMP 🏕️

+18, application, Client modpack, club, Community, Economy, Events, Fabric, Hardware, Hermitcraft-like, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Mods, Optimization, Projects, Server, setup, Shops, smp, Tweaks, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2742
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	133
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Emeralds Found:	4897	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

ABOUT US

The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!

We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.

HARDWARE & SETUP

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Server Specs:

Platform	Fabric 1.21.4
Location	San Jose, California, United States
CPU	AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM	8GB (64 Total)

MODS & TWEAKS

We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

Notable Mods/Tweaks Included:

Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory
Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat
ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed
Mobs & Players Drop Heads
Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief
Accelerated Leaf Decay
Minecarts now run 4x faster
Online Webmap

APPLICATION

Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

Join our Discord Server!
Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules
Step 2: Submit an application via our application link
Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you!
Step 4: Short Interview
Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist

PixelCraft Network 1.21.3

1.21.3, Divegrass team, Kiki Main Thread, Korean Vtubers, large indies global, Lumi ARG, Network, pixelcraft, Retro Chuubas, retro games, retro gaming, Retro Streams, Tsunderia Extended, V&U, virtual youtubers, vtuber community, vtuber community discussion, vtuber culture, vtuber discussion, Vtuber gaming, VTuber Love, vtuber streams, Vtubers

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5513
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Divine Spears Created:	29	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to dive into the crazy world of Vtubers and Retro Games on this Minecraft server? We got all the links you need to connect with the coolest Chuubas and even join the Divegrass Team! Plus, we have a Lumi ARG that will blow your mind!

Neighbor-No-Entry Minecraft Server

alcohol, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Cornered, Drugs, Fuel, Guilt, lying.., Manipulation, Minecraft, MONEY, NeighborNoEntry, Neighbour, problem solving, refusal, Server, stress, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE, unwanted

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5627
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	5759	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Are you tired of your neighbors constantly knocking on your door asking for money? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for good!

On our server, you won’t have to deal with any pesky neighbors begging for cash. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and exploring vast worlds.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly villager who trades diamonds for dirt blocks. Will you be brave enough to seek out this mysterious specter and make the ultimate trade?

So say goodbye to unwanted doorstep visits and hello to endless adventures on our Minecraft server. Join now and leave your neighbor troubles behind!

NoBoysAllowedGirlsTrip

Accommodation, Airbnb, Apology, baby, bigger person, Boundaries, boyfriends, comfort, compromise, Friends, Girls trip, Hospitality, Hosting, hotel costs, NoBoysAllowedGirlsTrip, northern state, southern state, stay, tolerance, Visit

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1332
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Secret Passages Found:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of dealing with unwanted guests in your virtual world? Well, do I have the server for you!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, your friend decides to invite their annoying boyfriend to join the game. Sound familiar? Well, on our server, you can banish unwanted guests with just a click of a button! No more dealing with drama in your pixelated paradise.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also have the power to host epic parties without worrying about uninvited guests crashing the party. Build a virtual mansion and show off your building skills to your friends, all while keeping the unwanted guests at bay.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to unwanted guests and hello to a drama-free Minecraft experience. Trust us, it’s worth it just to avoid the awkwardness of hosting that annoying friend’s boyfriend. Let’s build and banish together!

RespawnRedoCraft

bettering oneself, changing course, correcting mistakes, do-over, fresh start, Improvement, learning from failure, Making amends, new beginning, opportunity, RECLAIMING, Redemption, RespawnRedoCraft, Retry!, second chance, seizing the moment, starting over, taking another shot, trying again, turning things around

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2570
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Are you tired of your boring old Minecraft server where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some much-needed adrenaline into your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride where you can battle giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts that lead to chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a magical land where llamas ride on unicorns.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for the most epic and absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!

MexiCraft Server: Trump’s Revenge

América Mexicana, bilateral relations, cultural identity, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, Latin America, mexico, MexiCraft, national pride, nationalism, North America, Politics, president, Renaming, response, Revenge, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3597
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	New Chunks Explored:	822714
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Gryphons Tamed:	4

LOL SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF MEXICO AND AMERICA HAD A BABY AND NAMED IT AMÉRICA MEXICANA. LIKE, WHOA.

JOIN THIS SERVER IF YOU WANNA SEE TRUMP AND THE MEXICAN PRESIDENT HAVE A BUILDING COMPETITION. LIKE, WHO CAN MAKE THE BIGGEST WALL?

ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU CAN FIND A SECRET TACO MINE WITH UNLIMITED TACOS. LIKE, TACOS FOR DAYS, BRO.

PLUS, THERE’S A QUEST WHERE YOU HAVE TO SAVE A LLAMA NAMED JUAN FROM A CREEPER. LIKE, WHAT EVEN IS THIS SERVER?

SO YEAH, IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER, JOIN AMÉRICA MEXICANA. IT’S LIT, FAM. 🌮🇲🇽🇺🇸

MexiCraft: ChideTrump, MexiAmericaSoundsNice

border control, chides, ChideTrump, controversy, criticism, diplomatic tensions, foreign policy, Government, immigration, international relations, Latin America, MexiAmericaSoundsNice, Mexican America, mexico, Mexico-US relations, MexiCraft, North America, Politics, president, rhetoric, sounds nice, trump, united states

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5549
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, bro. it’s like, the wildest ride of ur life, i swear.

picture this: u log in and u see a giant taco castle, like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, amirite? and then u gotta fight off zombie pinatas with swords made of churros. it’s, like, insane, dude.

oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground tequila bar where u can get drunk with llamas. i know, right? it’s, like, the coolest thing ever.

plus, the mexico president is, like, always online, dissing trump and stuff. it’s, like, so funny. he’s, like, “mexican america sounds nice, bro.” i can’t even.

so, like, join this server, bro. it’s, like, a fiesta every day. u won’t regret it, i promise. #tacotuesdayeveryday

Boomers Guide Gen Z

aging gracefully, Aging population, Boomers, Contribution, fulfilling lives, fulfillment, future generations, Gen, generativity, guidance, Guide, Happiness, intergenerational relationships, life satisfaction, mental health, older adults, personal growth, Positive Psychology, psychological well-being, research, study, well-being, well-being benefits

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8745
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Star Shards Collected:	226
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	13

join our epic minecraft server for a wild ride of fun and craziness! we got older adults who are like, super into guiding and contributing to future generations, like they’re basically minecraft gurus or something. they’re all about that generativity life, and it’s gonna make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. plus, they’re more likely to have psychological well-being, so you know you’re in good hands.

come join us and lead a fulfilling life in the world of minecraft! we’ve got insane stories to tell, like the time a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava (don’t worry, they had fire resistance potions). or the time a group of players formed a band and had a concert in the middle of a forest, with creepers as their audience (they loved it, by the way).

so what are you waiting for? come on over to our server and experience the wackiness for yourself. who knows, you might just find your new minecraft family here. let’s get this party started!

EarthSMP

Adventure, BUILD, Community, CONTENT, Custom terrain, Discord, Earth, Earthsmp, Explore, Fun, helicopters, Join, planet earth, Play, Release, release date, Server, smp, stay tuned, Survival, Terrain

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1647
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Enchantments Applied:	119
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Minecraft Earth SMP Server

Overview
If you’ve been looking for a server that’s literally the planet earth, we’ve got you covered. With custom terrain and even helicopters, we make sure you have endless content.
The server is just about to release so join the discord and stay tuned https://discord.gg/Bz65by59 (if the link doesn’t work, head into discord and type discord.gg/earthsmplive)

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the Minecraft Earth SMP Server?	You can join by following the invite link provided in the discord channel. Make sure to stay tuned for the release!
Is the server modded?	Yes, the server has custom terrain and even helicopters, providing unique content for players.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is likely running the latest version of Minecraft to ensure compatibility and optimal gameplay experience.

Ethereal Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, Being, Ethereal, Imagine, Imagine this being your wife, Realms, sigh, Wife, your

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3973
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Zombie Dances:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	45	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8

OMG, imagine logging onto our server and finding a Minecraft wife who can actually cook you virtual food! Like, forget Tinder, this server is where you’ll find your true pixelated love. Plus, she’ll never nag you to take out the virtual trash! Join now for a chance at pixelated marital bliss!

MidnightMunchies Minecraft Server

bedtime, bedtime routine, Communication, compromise, consideration, cookie, decompress, Dinner, family, favorite chips, Hungry, late shift, late-night snack, MidnightMunchies, Minecraft, misunderstanding, parenting, sandwich, Server, snack, Understanding, Upset, Wife

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5363
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Emeralds Found:	5238
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Farms Harvested:	651
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Need a break from your wife’s late night meltdowns? Join us and build your own virtual paradise!

On our server, you can create your own bedtime routine without any judgment. No need to worry about sneaking out for a sandwich, just focus on crafting the perfect meal for your virtual avatar. And if you happen to forget to check on your in-game spouse before heading out, don’t worry – they won’t hold a grudge!

Join us now and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and snacking on virtual cookies without any real-life consequences. Plus, who knows, you might even find a virtual bag of chips to save your in-game relationships!

HubsCashUpgrade

aita, bank accounts, Car Insurance, Commission, Dinners, Expenses, family, Financial Communication, financial equality, financial responsibility, financial stress, HubsCashUpgrade, husband, income, income gap, income increase, irritated, kid expenses, Marriage, Sales, savings

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2692
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your marriage choices? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly arguing with your spouse over who should pay for in-game expenses.

Our server is perfect for players who enjoy drama and financial disputes. Build your virtual world while also building resentment towards your partner for not chipping in for the latest updates and upgrades.

Who needs shared bank accounts when you can have virtual arguments over who should pay for the car insurance in Minecraft? Join now and see if your marriage can survive the ultimate test of financial responsibility in a pixelated world.

EmoQueen SMP: Spotting Unmet Needs

Affection, appreciation, Communication, Connection, EmoQueen, emotional needs, Empathy, empowerment, fulfillment, Intimacy, love, mental health, recognition, SECURITY, self esteem, smp, Spotting, Support, Trust, Understanding, unmet, unmet needs, validation, Women

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2311
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	312
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	2433	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Yo bros, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta know all about the emotional needs of women. Like, they always be wanting attention and validation, ya know? And if you don’t give it to them, they start acting all cray cray. So if you see a girl on the server building a giant heart out of pink wool, you better go give her some diamonds or she gonna explode or something. Trust me, I’ve seen it happen.

But for real, this server is lit AF and we got all the crazy builds and drama you could ever want. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we only let in people who can do the floss dance IRL. So if you wanna be part of the coolest crew in Minecraft history, hit us up and join the madness. Just remember to bring your A-game and some tissues for all the tears of joy you’ll be shedding. Let’s get this bread, fam! 🍞💯 #MinecraftSMPGoals #GirlsLoveDiamonds #FlossOrGTFO 🕺🏼💎