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Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5869
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Enchantments Applied:	75	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5893
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3185	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6816
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Emeralds Found:	3071
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1212
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6262
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7208
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Dragon Scales Harvested:	119	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Crops Grown:	4971	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8173
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7120
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Animals Bred:	19	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Divine Spears Created:	17	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1062
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5477
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7865	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Enchantments Applied:	85
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Towns Built:	6

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.

NeuroCraft: Bio Mimic Neuron Fun

0.13 Hz, 147.1 Hz, artificial neuron, bio, biological processes, Concept, electrochemical, frequency range, Fun, Innovative, mimic, NeuroCraft, neuromorphic, neuromorphic perception system, neuron, organic electrochemical neurons, organic electrochemical transistors, Perception, real, scientists, semiconductor, System, vertical architecture

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2527
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Buildings Constructed:	43	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

yOu gOtta jOin dis server, cuz we gOt scientists makin’ crazy sh*t like artificial electrochemical neurons dat mimic real biological processes. yOu can be a part of dis neuromorphic perception system and experience da power of organic electrochemical transistors. We got a vertical architecture dat will blow yo mind and a frequency range from 0.13 to 147.1 Hz. Join now and be a part of dis insane experiment, cuz who needs real life when you can have Minecraft craziness like dis!

Pixel Anime Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, animation, Anime, anime industry, Beloved, better, Childhood, classic, Cultural, Entertainment, fan favorite, Haven, iconic, japanese, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, PIXEL, Popular, Retro, Traditional, used to be, vintage

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5771
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Towns Built:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Alien Abductions:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Yo, bros, if you’re tired of watching anime and feeling like it’s just not hitting the same anymore, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated waifus that will make you question your reality and make you forget all about those disappointing new anime series.

Join us and experience a world where anime is still poppin’ and the adventures are endless. Plus, our creepers are dressed up as your favorite anime characters, so you never know who might blow up next!

Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of anime in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those creeper anime characters)!

SassyAnimalTalk – Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior study, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal communication skills, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal psychology, animal rudeness, Animal rudeness traits, animal social behavior, animal vocalization, Animals, Communication, Ethology, Minecraft, rude animals, SassyAnimalTalk, smp, species behavior, Talking Animals, zoology

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4890
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Dimension Hops:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, the pigs on this server are so rude, they’re always oinking at you in a sassy way like “oink oink, get out of my way peasant” and the cows are mooing insults at you like “mooove over loser”. It’s like a farmyard full of mean girls, but in Minecraft form! And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they’re always baa-ing at you with attitude like “baaack off, I’m fabulous”. It’s a total zoo of sass and I love it! So come join us and experience the most savage animal kingdom in Minecraft history, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, they’re the worst, always clucking behind your back. #SavageAnimals #MinecraftDrama #JoinNowLOLZ 🐷🐮🐑🐔🐔🐔

CraftyMillionaire

Charity, CraftyMillionaire, dream come true, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, first thing, Generosity, immediate action, Investments, life changing, Long-term goals, luxury, million dollar question, million dollars, sudden wealth, unexpected money, wealth, windfall

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5607
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

If you were given a million diamonds today on our Minecraft server, the first thing you should do is build yourself a diamond castle fit for a Minecraft king! And don’t forget to hire a team of diamond-armored guards to protect your precious loot from any sneaky creepers trying to steal it. Join our server now and start living the lavish Minecraft life you deserve!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCanuck, cross-border relations, diplomatic relations, Economy, foreign policy, global economy, Government, import/export, international trade, leadership, Minecraft, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, Server, strong response, Tariffs, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2212
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	3716	Runes Activated:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	7

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs. like, you gotta join cuz we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. and, like, our admin is a ninja who can, like, do backflips and stuff.

also, like, there’s a rumor that Herobrine, like, totally hangs out on our server. he’s, like, the ultimate boss and if you defeat him, you get, like, a million diamonds.

plus, like, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle other players and show off your mad skills. and, like, the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole day.

so, like, come join our server and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever! it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

Players:	93/400	Votes:	3568
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Orbs of Power Found:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	10