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| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 1259 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 26 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 23 | Emeralds Found: | 1904 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 |
| Dimension Hops: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
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