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Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players: 101/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7
Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12 Epic Battles Fought: 8
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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