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Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 786 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
Our server is so bloomin’ brilliant that even the Queen of England herself plays on it. Legend has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical tea-drinking unicorn. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden dungeon filled with treasure and cheeky monkeys.
So why waste your time on other servers when you could be having a right laugh with us? Join now and prepare to have your socks knocked off (but don’t worry, we’ll help you find them again)! Cheers, mate!