Brit/pol/ – Minecraft Server: “At War With Creepers, And Losing” Edition

accusations, At War With China, brit/pol/, britpol, China, CREEPERS, Defence, Edition, Fabricated, free world, FREEDOMS, hacked, HUMAN RIGHTS, LOSING, malicious slanders., Minecraft, Panic, PREPARED, sanctions, Server, Sir Iain Duncan Smith, SKY NEWS, speak out, Tory MP, Trade, Upset, War

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9885
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Love Letters Sent:	15
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2993

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even China is trying to hack it! That’s right, we are so popular that even Tory MPs are talking about us on the news. Join now and be part of the epic battle between us and China – who will come out on top? Will we defend our freedoms and human rights, or will China take over the server? Don’t miss out on the action-packed drama, join our server now and be a part of the madness! (Disclaimer: China hacking allegations are completely fabricated and purely for entertainment purposes)

Mystic Haven 1.20.1

1.20.1, Ave Mujica, bad attitude, character analysis, confusion, criticism, Haven, horrible person, judgement, lack of understanding, Missing something, mystic, negative vibes, Nyamu, odd behavior, perplexed, perplexing behavior, puzzling behavior, questionable actions, questioning behavior, strange behavior, unexplained behavior, unexplained hostility

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4944
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Crops Grown:	3053
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP. Why? Because Nyamu is like the ultimate villain there, causing chaos and drama for no reason at all. It’s like watching a soap opera but with blocky graphics and creepers blowing up everywhere. Trust me, you won’t be bored for a second on this server. Plus, you’ll never know what crazy shenanigans Nyamu will pull next. It’s like a reality show on steroids, but in Minecraft. Don’t miss out on all the wackiness, join now!

CheaterCraft Minecraft Server

Affair, Best Friend, CheaterCraft, Cheating, friendship, Honesty, Infidelity, loyalty, Minecraft, moral dilemma, Server, Wedding, wedding attendance, wedding attendance dilemma, wedding controversy, wedding decision, wedding dilemma, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, wedding guest etiquette, wedding invitation, wedding perspective

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3149
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a real-life trashy reality TV show! Join us for a wild ride filled with cheating bosses, drunken security guards, and ambulance calls in parking garages.

But wait, there’s more! Help us hide empty vodka bottles from child protective services and navigate the moral dilemmas of attending weddings for friends with questionable pasts. Will you be the one to expose the truth, or will you play along and pretend everything is fine?

Join us on this outrageous adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama of our Minecraft server. Just remember, in this world, anything can happen, and friendships can be tested in the most unexpected ways. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and chaos like never before!

WeddingCraft or TherapyCraft

anger issues, brother’s therapy, Communication, depression, family, Financial, forgiveness, Guilt, in-laws, Marriage, neglect, parents, reconciliation, relationships, selfish, Siblings, Support, Therapy, TherapyCraft, Understanding, Wedding, WeddingCraft

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	647
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Towns Built:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Crops Grown:	2994	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Dragon Eggs Found:	5265
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most drama-filled Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! So, get this, my bro Kyle is out here causing chaos with his anger issues and depression, and my in-laws are straight up boycotting my wedding because I won’t cancel it to pay for his therapy! Like, what even is this soap opera? 😂

But hey, if you wanna join this wild ride of a server, we’ve got all the craziness you could ever dream of. From family feuds to financial dilemmas, we’ve got it all! Who needs reality TV when you can just log onto this server and witness the chaos firsthand? 🤪

So, come on down and join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable life choices. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in the middle of a heated argument over wedding funds and therapy bills. It’s all fun and games until someone breaks a nose…or hits their girlfriend. 😅 But hey, that’s just another day in the life of this Minecraft server! 🎉🎮

PetPawParty Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, Antics, BIZARRE, crazy, eccentric, funny, idiosyncrasies, Minecraft, odd, outlandish, peculiar, peculiar habits, peculiarities, pet behavior, pet habits, PetPawParty, Pets, quirky, smp, strange, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4537
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Animals Bred:	46	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	New Chunks Explored:	523411
Players Killed by Monsters:	2486	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, seriously, we have a pet chicken that thinks it’s a ninja and does backflips all day long. And don’t even get me started on our pet pig that can breakdance better than any human I’ve ever seen. Plus, our pet llama is a secret agent who goes on top secret missions when we’re not looking. It’s wild, I tell ya! So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. You won’t regret it, I promise!

OffKeyCraft

big singer, famous singer, famous singers, mainstream artist, mainstream success, Music (Industry), music industry controversies, music industry criticism, music industry debate, music industry scandals, music industry success, OffKeyCraft, overrated singer, popular music, successful singer, talentless singer, untalented singer, vocal abilities, vocal performance, worst singer, worst singer ever

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3095
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Dimension Hops:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Are you tired of listening to terrible singers on the radio? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have the worst singer to ever make it big serenading you 24/7! Join us for a cacophony of off-key notes and ear-piercing screeches that will have you questioning your sanity. But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of tone-deaf zombies who have formed a boy band and are ready to perform their latest hit single, “Moans of Misery.” So if you’re looking for a truly unique and unforgettable musical experience, join our server today!

F16Frenzy2025

2025, Air Force, aircraft, Defense, defense cooperation, defense procurement, european defense, F-16s, F16Frenzy2025, fighter jets, international relations, Military, military alliance, military equipment, military support, nato, Netherlands, Netherlands military, SECURITY, Ukrainian defense minister, Ukrainian military

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7550
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9343	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have F-16s flying around like crazy in 2025!!! ukrainian defense minister is like “woah this server is lit, gotta send more planes!!!” join us for a wild ride of explosions and chaos, you won’t regret it!! also, our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived, true story bro. so come on and join us for the most insane minecraft experience ever!!! #F16s4life #pigcliffrider

Pixel Retraction: Top Scientist Server

academic misconduct, academic publishing, citation analysis, citation manipulation, citation patterns, citation practices, citations, database, Ethics, papers, PIXEL, publication, research, research misconduct, retracted papers, Retraction, Retractions, scholarly publishing, scientific integrity, scientist, scientists, self-citation rates, Server, Top, top-cited

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6813
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Emeralds Found:	2660
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Astral Projections Made:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where over 8,000 of the top scientists are running around, causing chaos and mayhem. These crazy scientists have retracted papers left and right, but that just makes them more interesting!

Join our server and witness the madness for yourself. Watch as these scientists self-cite like there’s no tomorrow and publish papers like they’re going out of style. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have a server full of retracted papers and wild scientists?

So come on down and join the fun! Who knows what kind of crazy experiments and shenanigans you’ll get into on this wacky server. Don’t miss out on the action, join now!

The Lab

Craftoria, Discord, Dynmap, Events, Fabric, FireTick, game mode, germany, HARD, Head Database, Lab, location, Minigames, Modpack, proximity voice chat, Render Distance, Server, shopping district, Simulation Distance, smp, Vanilla, world border

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5062
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

The Lab Minecraft Server

General Info:

Current Version	1.21.4 – mostly vanilla/fabric
Server Location	Germany
Render Distance	10
Simulation Distance	10
Game Mode	Hard
World Border	12,5k x 12,5k
FireTick	On (usually)

Features:

Head Database (/head)
Dynmap
Discord/Minecraft Chat Integration
Proximity Voice Chat
Armor statues

Join Us:

If this all sounds like something for you, please join us on discord here and fill out an application.

FAQ:

1. How often does the server restart?

The server restarts rarely and there are no plans to reset the map anytime soon.

2. Is there a shopping district on the server?

Yes, we have a shopping district centered around spawn for all your shopping needs.

3. Can I host my own events or minigames on the server?

Absolutely! You can join events or minigames being held throughout the year, or even host your own.

4. Is there a modded server available?

Alongside our vanilla SMP, we also run a modded server using the Craftoria modpack. More information can be found upon joining.

Wanderlust Realm 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventure, Exercise, Exploring, fresh air, Go for a walk, health benefits, leisure walk, mental health, mindfulness, nature walk, outdoor activities, physical activity, Realm, Relaxation, see this, self-care, SightSeeing, stress relief, walk, Wanderlust, well-being, what to do

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2244
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	483
Runes Activated:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Towns Built:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

This Minecraft server is like going for a walk and stumbling upon a magical realm where pigs fly and creepers dance the cha-cha. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and questionable life choices. You’ll never look at a blocky world the same way again!

GrannyCraft Minecraft Server

bachelors degree, comfort, decision, discussion, family, Father, grandchildren, grandchildren’s future, grandmother, GrannyCraft, INDEPENDENCE, Inheritance, Legacy, Minecraft, MONEY, new year’s eve, parents, Rent, Server, STUDIES, ungrateful, wealth

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6986
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8380
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Are you tired of living under your parent’s roof like a peasant? Do you dream of finally spreading your wings and flying into the world of independence? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build your own virtual kingdom, just like you’ve always dreamed. And the best part? You might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds that will make you the richest player in the game!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who will guide you on your quest for glory. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim your rightful place as the ruler of this virtual realm?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your epic journey to greatness. And remember, accepting the money in-game is never a bad thing – it’s all part of the game!

WeddingCrasherCraft

bachelorette party, Bridesmaid, bridezilla, cakes, cultural ceremonies, Cultural differences, emotional drain, friendship, hair, maid of honor, makeup, micromanaging, professional makeup, sister of the bride, Wedding, wedding day, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding photos, wedding planning, WeddingCrasherCraft

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6854
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Towns Built:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Emeralds Found:	3819
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring weddings where the bride is the only shining star? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can be the center of attention on your special day!

Imagine a world where you can have professional hair and makeup done, only to be overshadowed by the bride who will micromanage your every move. But wait, there’s more! You can also be accused of trying to outshine the bride just by doing your own makeup because waiting for the artist is so last season.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be yelled at, mocked, and emotionally drained by the bride herself. And who needs group pictures with the bride anyway? It’s her day, not yours!

Join our server now and experience the wedding of a lifetime, where drama and chaos are guaranteed!

LootGuruMC SMP

advice, Experience, growth mindset., hindsight, important lesson, knowledge, learn, life lessons, Life skills, LootGuruMC, Maturity, personal development, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, smp, Sooner, wisdom, wish

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5982
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s the most lit place ever! We have a secret underground club where we throw parties with all the mobs in the game, it’s wild! Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to dance to disco music, he’s the life of the party.

But wait, there’s more! We have a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether and the End, it’s a crazy ride that will make you scream like a little baby! And don’t even get me started on our diamond mine, it’s so rich that even Herobrine is jealous.

So come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, you won’t regret it! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a lot of snacks, because things tend to get a little wacky around here. Let’s goooooo!

CraftyTariffHoards

Canadian, Chinese, Consumer, CraftyTariffHoards, Decision making, Economy, global trade, Goods, Hoarding, Impact, Imports, inflation, Mexican, Prices, savings, shopping, Stockpile, strategy, Tariffs, Trade, trump

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5712
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of dealing with real-world politics and tariffs? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you need to worry about hoarding is diamonds! Forget about Trump and his crazy tariffs, on our server, the only thing getting taxed is creepers trying to blow up your house. Join us now and build your own diamond fortress before the prices skyrocket due to imaginary tariffs imposed by the Ender Dragon. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you won’t have to worry about international trade wars in our blocky world!

TubercraftWarDodgers

avoidance, avoidance tactics, Conflict, conscription, Deceit, Deception, Evasion, Fake, health, Illness, international relations, military deployment, military service, North Korea, North Koreans, Politics, russia war, strategy, Trickery, TubercraftWarDodgers, Tuberculosis

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2458
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26

Yo, so like, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got North Koreans fakin’ tuberculosis to dodge goin’ to war in Russia! Can you believe it? Join us and be part of this wild adventure where anything can happen! Build epic bases, mine for diamonds, and maybe even start a fake disease epidemic to avoid your responsibilities! It’s gonna be lit, fam! Join now and let’s get this party started!

Lava City Blaze Out

air quality, Blaze, california wildfires, city, climate change, climate crisis, Deforestation, disaster preparedness, emergency management, emergency response, environmental degradation, environmental impact, extreme weather events, fire prevention, global warming, heatwaves, increased likelihood, lava, Los Angeles, natural disasters, spread, urban areas, wildfire disaster

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7199
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where we set the world on fire just like Los Angeles! Climate change be makin’ everything hot and spicy, so why not join us and burn it all down in blocky fashion? We got flaming pigs, lava water slides, and a volcano that erupts every hour on the hour! It’s a hot mess of fun, so grab your pickaxe and come on over before the world burns down for real!