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| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 9989 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 18 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special feature where you can milk cows…from their butts! That’s right, forget traditional cow milking, we take it to a whole new level. Plus, our cows are extra gassy, so you might just get a surprise fart boost while you’re at it.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Butt Diamond Mine, where you can dig for diamonds in the most unconventional way possible. Just watch out for the explosive gas pockets that might send you flying!
And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take on the challenge of the Butt Boss, a giant cow with a never-ending supply of milk…and a deadly butt stomp attack. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with the rarest loot in the game.
So what are you waiting for? Join our anal milking edition Minecraft server today and prepare for a buttload of fun!
