Bring Me Kojima – Minecraft SMP

BRING, bring me kojima, Death Stranding, Game Developer, Gaming Community, gaming industry, hideo kojima, japanese game designer, Kojima, kojima admirers, kojima enthusiasts, kojima fanbase, kojima fans, kojima followers, kojima games, kojima loyalists, kojima productions, kojima supporters, metal gear solid, Minecraft, playstation games, smp, video games

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8642
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	492	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Falling into the Void:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have a secret quest to find the legendary game developer Hideo Kojima hidden somewhere in our world. Rumor has it that he holds the key to unlocking the ultimate Minecraft secrets and powers. Join us on this wild adventure as we search high and low for Kojima and uncover the mysteries of our server. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans we’ll get into along the way! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Kojima awaits, will you answer the call?

FreakCraft

BUILD, Challenges, Discord, Experience, Freakcraft, java, LATEST, Machine, Minecraft, no Sethome, no-tp, player, QUIRKS, real, self-hosted, Server, Social, Stable, Survival, Technical, Vanilla

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9167
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28

FreakCraft Minecraft Server

Features	Description
Version	Always on the latest stable vanilla jar
Host	Self hosted on a purpose built machine
Plugins	No plugins
Commands	No tp/sethome
Discord	Join our Discord
Java	IP: freakcraft.net

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is the server version? A: We always run the latest stable vanilla jar.

Q: Are there any plugins installed? A: No, we do not use any plugins on the server.

Q: Can I use commands like /tp or /sethome? A: No, we believe in a true vanilla experience without those commands.

Q: How can I join the Discord server? A: You can join our Discord server by clicking on the link provided above.

Q: What is the server IP for Java edition? A: The server IP is freakcraft.net

Crafted Space Force 1.20.2

1.20.2, Appearance, bold, crafted, Creative, Custom, design, Edgy, fashion, force, Military, Outfit, president, SF uniform, sharp, SOPHISTICATED, Space, Statement, Stellar, Style, tailored, trend, trump, Unique

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4174
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it looks so sharp, like a ninja’s throwing star! And who wouldn’t want to play on a server that’s as stellar as a supernova, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s make this Minecraft world shine brighter than a diamond in the sky! Let’s gooooo!

Pizza gate Documentary Minecraft SMP

Anons, atrocities, Boring night, child trafficking, Conspiracy Theory, Corruption, cover up, deep state, documentary, Gate, Government, illuminati, investigative journalism, Merry Christmas, Minecraft, pizza, pizzagate, political strategy, santa, Satanic pedophiles, secret society, smp, Thoughts, War against GOD

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	213
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5132
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring nights spent watching documentaries about Pizzagate? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can uncover the truth about satanic pedophiles in a virtual world! Build your base to protect yourself from the evil forces of darkness and gather allies to wage war against the forces of evil. Who needs Santa when you can fight against the ultimate enemy – satanic pedophiles! Join now and Merry Christmas, Anons!

GenderRevealParty Minecraft Server

attention seeking, Breakup, cheating ex, complete without a man, Cruel, EMBARRASSING, family drama, family split, gender reveal party, GenderRevealParty, making a scene, Minecraft, out of line, overreacted, Peacekeeping, private opinions, rocky relationship, Server, snapping at sister, special day, Support, unnecessary comment

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5502
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Towns Built:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like at a gender reveal party! Join us for a wild ride filled with over-the-top decorations, themed desserts, and even professional photographers (in-game, of course).

But watch out for those attention-seeking players who might try to steal your thunder. Just like the OP’s sister, they might try to make you feel incomplete without a Minecraft partner or baby creepers. Don’t let them get to you – show them who’s boss by building the biggest, baddest castle in all the land!

And if things get too heated, feel free to snap like the OP did and leave the party. We promise not to judge – after all, sometimes you just need to log off and take a break from the chaos. So come join us on our server, where the only thing crazier than the drama is the creativity of our players!

CreeperCafe: No Hard Feelings

advice, aita, Christmas season, college, Communication, condescending, Conflict Resolution, coworker, CreeperCafe, customer service, feelings, georgia, HARD, pet names, Restaurant, Rude, Server, small talk, southern accent, southern charm, stress, Tips

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6071
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Potions Brewed:	51
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as charming as a Southern belle? Well, look no further, y’all! Our server is filled with players who will shower you with sweet words like “honey” and “sweetie” all day long. But beware, if you don’t like it, they might just yell “Don’t call me that!” like a grumpy customer.

Our server is the perfect place to practice your small talk skills, because our players love to chit chat instead of just playing the game. And if you think you’re not getting enough tips, don’t worry, it’s probably just because of your southern accent. But hey, who needs tips when you’ve got all the charm in the world, right?

Join us now and experience the true meaning of hospitality, even if it means spending more time talking than actually playing. And remember, it’s not rude to ignore the game objectives, it’s just how things work here. So come on down and get ready for a wild ride of excessive pet names and condescending compliments. Yeehaw!

CoalCraft: Santa’s Revenge

bad presents, Christmas fails, Christmas letdowns, Christmas shopping, CoalCraft, disappointing gifts, gift disasters, gift giving, gift mishaps, gift regrets, holiday blunders, holiday disappointment, holiday faux pas, holiday letdowns, holiday mishaps, holiday stress, present disasters, regifting, Revenge, Santas, unwanted gifts, worst Christmas present, worst gifts

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6943
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Towns Built:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of giving boring gifts like socks and fruitcake? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have to worry about that again! Join us and give your friends the gift of endless entertainment and hilarity as you embark on crazy adventures together.

Forget about boring old presents, on our server, you can give your friends the gift of a giant chicken that follows them around everywhere, or a house made entirely out of TNT (just make sure they don’t light it on fire!). And who needs a boring old sweater when you can give them a pet creeper that explodes confetti instead of blowing up?

Join us now and give the gift of laughter and chaos this holiday season. Trust us, your friends will never forget the Christmas present you gave them on our server!

Spugunke

Active players, bedrock, Community, crossplay, Discord, grow, Ip:, java, Minecraft, non-laggy, original feel, player place, PORT, Server, sethomes, smp, Spawn, Spugunke, Tpa, Vanilla, Version

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1723
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Towns Built:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Spugunke Minecraft Server

Hello! My server called ‘Spugunke’ is only 2 days old. We have quite a few active players and looking to grow more. The Server is as close to vanilla as possible, to get the original feel of Minecraft. We hope to grow our player place as soon as possible!!!

Features:

Tpa’s

/spawn

sethomes

Non-Laggy server

Crossplay (Bedrock and Java)

Join our Discord to help create a community and find IP for the server.

Java IP: spugunke.net

Version: 1.21.4

Bedrock IP: spugunke.minecraft.best Port: 25565

I hope to see some of you soon!

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is PvP enabled on the server?	No, PvP is disabled on the server.
Can I use mods on the server?	We only allow certain approved mods for fairness and security reasons.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to maintain a positive community environment.
How can I report a player for breaking the rules?	You can report a player by contacting a staff member on Discord or through an in-game command.

Mayo’s Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, art, covers, DECORATE, DreamCooking, Earblessings, Egoistic seesaw, Generals containing Koyo, Hag, Hakui Koyori, HoloX, Koyo, Mayo Rules, Mayos, New Journey, Otome yo motomeyo QED, PINK, Realm, Shijyo Saidai no QUESTION!, SNEEZES, Tear Gazer, Treats, Unbalance, wao, 博衣こより

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7234
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a crazy rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and madness. Imagine building your own castle while jamming out to some sick tunes like WAO! and Egoistic seesaw by the one and only Hakui Koyori.

But wait, there’s more! You can also cover your favorite songs, collaborate with other players, and even create some insane art inspired by Koyori herself. And don’t forget about the earblessings, sneezes, treats, and everything else that will make your head spin like a top.

Plus, we’ve got some mayo rules that will make you question reality, like always ending with Koyo and keeping things seiso like Joshu-kun. So come on, join us and let’s spread the Koyoyo love all over this Minecraft server!

Baldurs Gate Minecraft SMP – Baldur’s Gate General

Baldurs, baldurs gate, Class, companions, FAQ, Gate, general, Karmic Dice, long rest, Minecraft, Minthara, Mods, Mountain Pass, News, pasta, Patch 5, Patch 6, Patch 7, PC, Polls, PS5, Race, romance, smp, Tadpoles, The Dark Urge, Trailer, underdark, Wiki

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1004
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Emeralds Found:	4712
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dimension Hops:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Ores Mined:	3403

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing till your sides hurt.

Our server is so epic that even Santa himself plays on it during the off-season. That’s right, jolly old St. Nick loves to mine and craft with us! Plus, we have a secret portal to the North Pole where you can hang out with the elves and sip hot cocoa.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so magical that you can recruit Minthara without going down the evil path. Who knew that knocking out a character could lead to such shenanigans? And don’t even get us started on the romance options – let’s just say things can get steamy in the mines.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky Astral-Touched Tadpoles – they can really mess with your appearance!

PixelPurse Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, DEBT, Discord, emotional distress, emotional manipulation, family, financial boundaries, financial independence, financial obligations, financial pressure, financial responsibility, financial stress, guilt tripping, Minecraft, money issues, personal boundaries, personal finance, PixelPurse, relationships, Server, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4830
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Votes:	1617
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Are you tired of being harassed for money by your own sister? Do you feel like you’re being used and taken advantage of? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to worry about any of that nonsense!

Join our server and escape the real world drama of owing money and being guilt-tripped by family members. Instead, immerse yourself in a virtual world where the only thing you owe is your allegiance to your fellow gamers.

Forget about the 80+ discord messages begging for cash, on our server, the only spam you’ll see is from our friendly players trying to trade resources and build epic structures together.

So come join us and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll owe is your loyalty to the game!

DriveCraftDrama

arguments, Communication, commuting, country living, Dangerous, disability, DriveCraftDrama, driving lessons, Ethics, Expectations, expectations clarity, EyeSight, Forests, hybrid work, public transportation, relationship, Rural, Tension, visual impairment, Wife

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	839
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Animals Bred:	80
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and relationship issues? Join our Minecraft server for a virtual escape like no other!

Imagine a world where driving skills don’t matter and public transportation is always available – that’s the kind of paradise you’ll find on our server. No need to worry about fake doctor reports or forced driving lessons from questionable uncles!

Escape to a world where your bad vision impairment is actually an advantage – no one will judge you for not being able to drive, in fact, they’ll probably envy your unique perspective on the virtual world.

So say goodbye to the real world drama and join our server where the only thing you need to focus on is building, exploring, and having a good time. Who needs a car when you can ride a virtual pig through the forests and mountains of Minecraft? Join now and leave the real-world relationship drama behind!

XmasWishlist SMP

christmas, dreamgifts, dreamwishlist, expensivegifts, Extravagant, extravagantwishlist, highendproducts, holidaygifts, indulgence, Lavish, luxurygifts, luxuryitems, no pricelimit, opulence, smp, specialgifts, ultimatewishlist, Wishlist, wishlistgoals, XMAS, XmasWishlist

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4468
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	246	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ores Mined:	4748	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Towns Built:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s LIT AF! We have flying pigs, rainbow unicorns, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. And get this, every Sunday we have a dance party with creepers and skeletons DJing. It’s so wild, you won’t believe it!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks us marshmallows for s’mores. And if that’s not enough, we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a hidden treasure chest. It’s like a dream come true, but in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most insane adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

PixelPainGrief

coping with loss, dealing with loss, deep sorrow, devastation, difficult times, emotional recovery, emotional struggle, emotional turmoil, Grief, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, heartbreaking moment, life-changing loss, Loss, moving on, overwhelming sadness, Pain, PixelPainGrief, sorrow, tragic event, traumatic experience

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3321
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	24	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Are you tired of getting wrecked in Minecraft by creepers and skeletons? Well, fear no more because on our server, the mobs are so bad at aiming that they couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn even if they tried! Join us and experience the joy of watching zombies trip over their own feet and skeletons shooting themselves in the foot (literally)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a majestic creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you’ll amass just by hanging out with this blinged-out bird!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is protected by a team of invincible unicorns who will rain down glittery justice on anyone who tries to grief or steal. They’re like the Avengers, but with more rainbows and sparkles.

So come join us on the most epic Minecraft server in existence, where the mobs are terrible shots, the chickens are made of diamonds, and unicorns are the ultimate protectors. Your hardest loss will be not joining sooner!

PvP Madness: Port-au-Prank

Community, crime, current events, executed, Haiti, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, International, investigation, Justice, madness, massacre, mourning, News, port au Prince, PortauPrank, PvP, Remembrance, suspects, Tragedy, Victims, violence

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1647
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS WACKY SERVER WHERE OVER 207 PLAYERS HAVE BEEN EXECUTED IN A MASSACRE IN PORT-AU-PRINCE! BUT DON’T WORRY, IT’S ALL IN GOOD FUN! JOIN US FOR SOME KILLER PVP BATTLES AND BUILD YOUR OWN GRAVEYARD TO HONOR THE FALLEN. PLUS, WE HAVE A SPECIAL EVENT WHERE YOU CAN RIDE ZOMBIE PIGMEN INTO BATTLE LIKE A TRUE WARRIOR. SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE CHAOS!

VeganSimba’sCraftLand

animal rights, animal welfare, compassion for animals, cruelty free, ethical eating, exploitation-free, Lions, plant based diet, plant-based living, vegan activism, vegan advocacy, vegan beliefs, vegan community, vegan diet, vegan ethics, vegan identity, vegan lifestyle, vegan philosophy, vegan values, veganism, VeganSimbasCraftLand

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	267
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Animals Bred:	61
Crops Grown:	6037	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4597	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where lions roam free and eat only plants like a bunch of hipster vegans! we got simba leading the pack, showing everyone how to be a true vegan warrior in the wild. watch as he munches on grass and kale, spreading the message of peace and plant-based power to all the animals in the server.

if you want to be part of this crazy adventure, join us now and witness the most epic vegan lion pride in minecraft history. we promise you’ll never look at lions the same way again. plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with a bunch of vegan lions in a virtual world? it’s like the circle of life, but with more quinoa and tofu. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us now and let’s show the world that even lions can be vegan!